I always wonder what the pussy of the white girl with dreads shopping at the thrift shop with her armpit hair flowing in the vent fan…smells like…. Or the girl in leggings at the coffee shop who just finished yoga class…what does her pussy smell like… I guess in general…as a general concept….the core of […]

I always find it funny “Expectation vs Reality” is when it comes to banging a girl up the ass..always so hot in theory, even hot in memory, but when doing it, it’s so cautious to avoid shit dick… It’s one of those things that originally grossed me out as a teen, you know first discovering […]

My favorite thing about this #metoo movement, is that every single woman I randomly meet in bars, or really anywhere, feels empowered to tell me detailed recounts of all the times they’ve been raped…and how disgusting men are…stories that make it hard to say “so are you gonna suck my dick in the bathroom or […]

I go through life trying to increase my knowledge, trying to a better version of myself, trying to learn, trying to be inspired, trying to push my limits…at least when it comes to drinking… So I’ve realized that you can’t do this alone, you are only as powerful as the sum of your parts, community […]

Have you ever had a random fat 20 something year old girl who you swiped on TINDER and was weird enough to ask you on a drive, to actually hang out, only to pick you up and rip lines in the driver seat of her car off a CD case, before taking you to a […]

Women love men to pay attention to them….that’s why they are all participating in this #metoo campaign – letting the world know that they have been assaulted or sexualized by men thanks to their breasts and thanks to men being perverts who like breasts… I am a firm believer that women are equals to men, […]

The problem with all these girls wearing skirts with no panties – is that even when they don’t flash me….I am a pervert and can tell…. I have a trained keen sense of pervert smell….and without the panty layer to separate me from them…I am forced to sing them love songs, buy them flowers, write […]

Someone told me sharing cellphones is like sharing a used condom…it’s an invasion of person space..but all I could think was what happens when you’re fucking a hooker with your friend who paid for the hooker…and you happen to be there to pick up the table scraps but you’re not dumb enough to go in […]

My new pickup line is telling girls that I would go down on them for an hour, but I know they won’t let me, so I’ll just go jerk off in the bathroom thinking about them, and then I get up and walk to the bathroom, where I pretend to jerk off, to really drive […]

I like reconnecting with the 18 year olds I used to get nude pics from 10 years ago….she got a boyfriend and disappeared to marry him and have kids…and do that whole thing…where I never heard from her again…and I can’t even remember where we connected, it was pre-tinder, pre instagram, and despite being 28 […]