I should legally change my name to Canesten or Monistat…depending on which brand pays me more – because my tongue has been in more yeast infections than either of them… That said…you can imagine how I spent my afternoon…. I hope rinsing with Vinegar helps me power through… I assume there is going to be […]

So we’ve established that asking a girl to show you her Turkey Wattle in her panties is a fail and her outty pussy will never be exposed to you. Well it turns out that fisting a Turkey while talking about how this is the last Thanksgiving for America as a country and how the fall […]

The whole world is talking about America…you fame whores do anything for attention…my opinion is that trump just said what he had to say to get in, got in, and won’t be as bad as you think he will…I kinda love that he won – for comedic reasons alone…it’s hilarious – plus Hillary was creepy. […]

It’s the election – everything people care about…and I am drunk…but TRUMP may win? Donald trump is a social media – viral sensation where he used reality tv and tabloid to become famous enough to have a massive audience on social Media and use the free vehicle that is facebook or Twitter to communicate directly […]

I am dressing as Donald Trump and Ivanka Trump’s Incest Flipper Baby they keep in the basement of Trump Towers….. I think it will be a hit with the politically correct feminist uptight girls who think it is empowering to be gangbanged by 12 black guys – like it’s an art project – because thanks […]

Sometimes I feel like a 101 jokes book only with only a 1, which doesn’t make me a book…..but then I look at the people around me and realize that they are also jokes, some even bigger and better jokes than me, which makes sense because I suck at everything….but I guess that’s because life […]