Today…a homeless person asked me if he could move in with me…and at first I as thrown off and though how disgusting that would smell…despite living with a morbidly obese woman…who already fucking smells like shit…and then I thought about how a drug addicted crazy person would probably be really annoying to hang out with […]

Bacon causes cancer – so does eating pussy…I won’t quit either, but let’s hope it gets all those bacon loving frat boys who talk about bacon all the time and make meme’s about the shit…because bacon isn’t that exciting, it’s not even a good punchline to a joke “Because #bacon”…and all things bacon…like the dead […]

I was at a bar last night…and some girl approached me. She was 19…and decided to cuddle up to me, a stranger, and tell me how she’s a sex addict…and when I tried to pawn her chubby ass on my friend, he told her that he would fuck her, but only with a condom because […]

The interesting thing about impotence is that you’re never left satisfied…it’s like you’ve got this desire to get off in a woman…but it never happens…even when a woman is there in front of you…due to seductions, trickery, or payment…it’s still a fucking pussy.. So I suggest you go through life like an impotent…never satisfied…because you’ll […]

My new fetish is 30 – 32 year old girls who are behind the curve on this new sexual revolution that is affecting the under 25 year olds…thanks to being raised on porn, and being vapid selfie absorbed, social media cunts, who just want to have a good time, and who can only get off […]

I was a feminist last night… I went to my TWITTER and joined a feminist movement that I guess was against planned parenthood and their funding cuts..because I support abortion, even though abortions are legal in Canada, as they should be…. So I was #sharemyabortion All this to say Pumpkin Spice stole all of Apple […]

The last 10 years I’ve spent at least an hour in a park in the summer, but one if the ass in skimpy shorts tanning is good enough for me to stare at until they feel awkward and get up and leave… What I’ve realized is that girls in Canada just aren’t as hot bodied […]

The world is a giant pervert….a giant porn set gone bad…yet some people still think I am a dirty old man because I like knowing what girls get off to. what they masturbate to, how they fuck, when they fuck, and what makes them cum when they fuck. I like to know what panties they […]

I would assume that if I left my house…magical things could happen…but then I look at my phone…and realize…that all these girls who think I am 23 on Tinder send me nudes that I wouldn’t get if I did leave my house…so like a smart investor, I’m gonna invest my time in that…since it’s not […]

What always amazes is me is how girls are really into porn…which would make sense, since pornographers are usually the cheesy dude at the club the girls are circulating around who you’d probably want nothing to do with, cool people don’t do porn and girls hate cool people.. These girls are also really into hardcore […]