It was memorial day…so I forgot to post the stepLINKS….we call that being drunk…and passing out at 8 pm…. This is as far as a got with them…. Here are some stepLINKS… Katy Perry on Russell Brand. GO Tits on TV GO So Many Big Fucking Tits… GO Jordan Carver is the Slut of the […]
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2015
18
May
stepLINKS of the DAy
The bikini game in Canada is pretty fucking weak…at least in this part of white trash Canada where you’d expect at least one meth addicted stripper to be getting a tan…..but all I see is a sea of gunts hanging over bikini bottoms one size too small… I guess Canada’s memorial day from Queen Victoria […]
2015
15
May
stepLINKS of the Day
For an anti social person who generally hates most things and most people I have a lot of followers on social media…you know an antisocial social media whore…. However, for the single longest running internet failure…I really don’t have nearly enough followers on social media and it is a constant reminder that after 11 years […]
2015
18
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
My new strategy with girls who don’t want to fuck me is to say “sometimes you’ve just got to say fuck it…and then fuck it”….it being me…you don’t tell them the last part, you imply it by pointing at your erection, ideally in a public place, like the bus or a restaurant or in line […]
2015
03
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
Every time I meet a dude at a bar who seems like he’s the kind of guy who would stalk a girl, follow her home, lock her inside for a week violating her, before killing her for the way she tempted him and the way she made him do those bad bad things to her, […]
2015
14
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Sometimes nothing funny happens to you in your day, so you have to stand in the cookie aisle at the grocery store, waiting for the fattest and loneliest bitch to come around on a Friday night, in efforts to convince her that the chocolate mint thins will in fact make her lose weight…I mean get […]
2015
06
Mar
Chanel West Coast Has No Nipples While She Models Lingerie of the Day
Chanel West Coast is one of those Iggy Azalea, Charli XCX, white female rappers with a fat ass who no one really cares about, except maybe for 15 year old suburban girls who hang out at their local mall…only unlike the other two, this one hasn’t quite hit famous yet…but she’s trying and I guess […]
2015
06
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Umlike Harrision Ford, I don’t crash planes…but I do have sex with girls who look and act like private plane crashes…that’s the more appropriate way to address a trainwreck of a sugar baby, not that I get sugar babies, I get the bootleg, low grade sugar babies looking for instagram followers because the site is […]
2015
26
Feb
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The good thing about being broke as fuck, you know resorting to stealing 20 dollars from my wife’s purse to drink, is that I know when I get with girls, they aren’t opportunists trying to gold dig or get ahead…they are with me for me…I mean that or because they are passed out in the […]
2015
19
Feb
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
So some fat chick, I’m talking hugely fucking fat chick, almost fatter than my wife, which is pretty fucking fat….chick….matched me on Tinder, because I right swipe everyone. Having no standards in anything I do leads me to a place where I take what I can get, but still judge the fuck out of it […]