It’s American Thanksgiving, which for a Canadian doens’t mean shit, no one here is out eating Turkey and Pumpkin pie with their dysfunctional families, revisiting molestation, or other deep rooted hatred due to life not being perfect for anyone…all while celebrating the white man’s colonization of the Native American land, we do that in October…. […]

Apparently, big breasts open doors…that’s why I tell every small chested woman I meet, most who I am not introduced to formally, because they are in line with me at the grocery store…that they should get breast implants…it’ll make their lives better… Apparently, me telling them that doesn’t make their life better – they have […]

I like telling girls who are dressed in leggings to not bend so deep when reaching for the peanut butter – I’m wearing sweatpants and don’t want to get a boner,it’ll be embarrassing in more ways than I’m prepared to be embarrassed – while pointing at my dick in loose fitting, soiled, ripped sweat pants […]

Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 6.5 in Facebook Jail Along with realizing how useless a platform facebook is, something I already knew many years ago when I had at least 3-4 accounts deleted pre this current account from 2010, and that they are censoring pieces of shit, which I guess realized about […]

The highlight of my day was when “Stella Maxwell (This is My Real Account)”…something anyone with their real account would write next to their profile….so trolls realize it’s actually them…was a “people I may know”…according to my facebook…. So I decided to message her…only to be blocked 10 seconds after she answered me… Was it […]

I just yelled at an old lady…it was rewarding… I used to be into Twitter….but then I never got a book deal…or a movie deal…all I got was one of my tweets published in a book and I realized that although it would seemingly be the best social media for me to write my insanity…rather […]

I like fighting with bootleg models…who don’t realize they are bootleg…because they don’t realize they are models…because I just kind of make them models without their consent as they tan in the park in bikinis….and I go full creeper… It is one of my hobbies… It is my plan for the weekend… When I stop […]