So I went to a Christmas party…that I wasn’t actually invited to but I pretended to be invited and only one guy tried to kick me out…he must have been Jewish…not because he was mad I was taking advantage of the open bar he was probably paying for…but because he had no Christmas spirit after […]
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2014
24
Nov
The American Music Awards Happened of the Day
The American Music Awards are a pile of shit and I refuse to watch them. If you’re wondering how I know they are a pile of shit, it is because they actually invited me to attend as press one year, and no one, not even porn events, invite me anywhere, making me pretty convinced they […]
2014
20
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Can you get aids from using a fleshlight you find in the dumpster outside your house? I’m asking for my friend, but not in a “I’m asking for my friend, but I am really asking for me” like you see on shitty TV…but because I gave it a friend of mine and he thinks it’s […]
2014
07
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
Loading Sunday night panty flash ???? @lennonelizabethh View on Instagram FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM to make me feel like I matter…Then send me pics of your vagina because I like vagina and close up vagina pics are subtle, pretty anonymous and don’t have a weight… Speaking of vagina – I think this tinder babe who […]
2014
18
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I want 20,000 Instagram Followers – Tell Your Friends… I like irrelevant levels of success that mean absolutely nothing… I know I can buy 20,000 followers from India for 4 dollars… Find I don’t want 20,000 followers.. But I do want anal sex with a 19-21 year old….maybe I should work on that… FOLLOW ME […]
2014
17
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
It is Miami Swim week, where all the models I want to see naked on my face are going to be posing in bikinis…and I’m stuck here in the frozen tundra forced to masturbate to their instagrams because they didn’t invite me to tag along – because I scare them…but luckily they are all very […]
2014
09
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
Girls have it so easy..they always get what they want and even the fattest of chicks can monetize sex… The only thing I’ve ever got from sex was herpes, a few headaches, and even beat the fuck up by her husband…but never money or Here are some stepLINKS… Today in Huge Fucking Tits! GO Doogie […]
2014
19
May
Jenner Sisters On the Right Path and the Billboard Awards of the Day
Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner got dressed up all fancy because that’s how their mom raised them…grab attention, make people notice, be underage hookers, because when you turn 18, you can release a sex tape…a lot like the porno mom I once met on set, who brought her older daughter to shoot a scene with […]
2022
12
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I was watching Survivor because I’ve been a big Survivor fan since it first came out, I haven’t watched every season, because I’m not a lame ass faggot who sits at home glued to the TV the last 22 years, I just grew into that, but I have been watching since the pandemic and they’ve […]
2022
23
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
I’m like a homeless man philosopher, happiest in my thoughts because I fucking hate this internet shit, social media and the general public, even though I don’t care enough to let the general public annoy me, we gotta keep frequencies high but trying to understand, relate to, converse with a half brain dead narcissist indoctrinated […]