A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Feb 10, 2015 at 2:50pm PST I know it isn’t morning, but when you’re an alcoholic who sleeps all day, when not at celebrity events with Taylor Swift and Hozier….Katy Perry and Diplo…Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith…and god knows who the fuck else, open bar has a tendency […]
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2015
10
Feb
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The worst thing about sexting is when you get a sexting nazi who decides that it is degrading to women to ask for spread asshole pics…leading to a negotiating process that leads to no spread asshole pics…but a lot of messages of nonsense involving, but not limited to, being called a creepy pervert…which in the […]
2015
07
Feb
stepLINKS of the DAy
The failed sext of the day has been: “Feed me with your pussy, like you would feed a starving African baby you see in a back alley on your African Safari vacation you’ve been saving up for the last 3 years and finally got to take.”….you can interchange African Safaris with pretty much any situation […]
2015
28
Jan
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Jan 21, 2015 at 3:00pm PST The problem with snapchat is that I am given a 10 second window, sometimes less, to see a girl’s vagina, and assuming snapchat is the new porn vehicle, you know the way to make the normals stick things in their pussy comfortably, […]
2015
26
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
Whenever I go to the laundromat to was my wife’s soiled underwear, I’m talking stains no one should ever see, smells no one should ever sell, possibly fabric that should go into quarantine….I stare at all the trash that surrounds me….and think….how long it would take to die in the dryer If you’re in New […]
2015
23
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I like to cause drama with the girls I sext, like we are in a real relationship, because it makes for more passionate sexting…so when I find out a girl bangs her boyfriend or husband, I reprimand them, and it always works out good for me, because it reminds me that real life relationships suck, […]
2014
26
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
Christmas is over. That is depressing. It’s such a prime time for drinking…and taking advantage of girls… I guess our next series of festivities as an emotional/sexual predator will be New Years Eve..seeking and destorying the souls of hopeless romantic girls that just want that New Year’s kiss to start the year off with good […]
2014
24
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
Get into the Christmas spirit, while I try to get into this Christmas hooker, which would be a Christmas Miracle because I am pretty impotent, but the real Christmas miracle would be me not getting AIDS from whatever the fuck this pile of used up woman is… I keep things festive on Christmas Eve… All […]
2014
19
Dec
steplINKS of the Day
The saddest part of the Christmas party season, is knowing there is only a week left of vulnerable, sad and lonely girls who don’t want to spend the holidays alone. It’s like we have to wait for Valentines Day for the next batch of drug, desperate women…so take it all in…get to the mall, the […]
2014
16
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
Someone asked me what I do all day…to which I answered…that I sext…because that’s pretty much all this is…one giant sext that I’ve included you on…even though you don’t care…no one cares…that’s why my memoir is called “THIS CLOSE TO RELEVANCE”….right… Here are some stepLINKS… 12 Things that will make you Say No Thanks to […]