There’s nothing like going to the sandwich stop, to wait in line behind and in front of girls in bike shorts who brought their own sandwiches to the sandwich shop, not in the form of cold cuts, but there own kind of roast beef…THE KIND THAT eats its way out of their short spandex shorts…before […]

Summer is coming and so would I be if I wasn’t impotent….because so many girls are riding on bikes in skimpy shorts with their tits out…all grinding up on their bike seats like the perverts that they are. Here are some stepLINKS… I SAID….. Here are some stepLINKS…. NOT AS EXCITING AS GIRLS IN BIKE […]

When it comes to social media influencers, or personalities, or pretty much anyone in front of the camera, you have to remember that the people you’ve known in your life who want to be on camera, or who liked doing skits, or who liked getting the laughs from the class were typically the fucking lamest […]

I am at the age where hot mothers and hot daughters exist and together they walk down the road together in their modern fashions of the times with their asses out in tight pants, seeing the contour of the vagina that made the other vagina I am staring at at the same time…. I don’t […]

I was just given hope in society because two slutty teen girls, one in mini skirt and the other is shorts with her ass hanging out of them, both looking like they were trying to get pregnant or at least like they were defying their parents being bad girls thanks to the influences of social […]

The highlight of my day wasn’t that much of a highlight and more of a “this is the weird world we live in” and it featured a tranny or a transgender as you idiots too scared to call them trannies, even though the cast of Sex and the City once called them trannies on cable […]

It’s the weekend, go out there and find some chicks with fake tits, fake lips, fake faces, fake hands, fake asses and do your best to have sex with them… The muppet pussy is real, it’s everywhere and you can thank the internet for that… You can also thank the internet for stepLINKS.. Here are […]

I see all these unfunny stand-up comedians making millions of dollars, buying ferraris with their comedy money, or their podcast money and I’ve decided that I have been unfunny for 2 years on this website, I can easily be unfunny in a podcast or on stage humiliating myself, but not actually humiliating myself, because when […]

If I started an OnlyFans for my mangled old man asshole, would you subscribe? I’m exploring vehicles to generate income to keep up this site for all you mooches. I don’t like the idea of being the star of content, I’ve avoided it for so long, but I guess we all have our price. I […]