This site may be a horrible joke. It may be totally un-influential. There may be 1 or 2 people who bother checking it out, and not for my shitty hosting abilities but because they are too lazy to go on social media to find the tits…. This site may be a curse, a nightmare, even […]

I am perpetuating fake news here because I only read headlines, I am not very credible, half the shit I say is a joke or a lie, so this MAY be fake news but I saw that NYC mayor wants to make hurtful comments criminal or something you can be fined for, which means you […]

My goto COVID punchline to all my COVID jokes was that I was going back to licking doorknobs or that I missed licking doorknobs, either way it was about me licking doorknobs…but then I accidentally read Ellen’s back to work monologue, where she mentioned licking doorknobs…to which I thought….I didn’t know I was referencing Portia […]

Never concede to the haters…the biggest mistake made in modern times is allowing idiots of social media to think they have a voice that needs to be heard. So all you brands, media personalities, celebrities, influencers who gave into the angry masses of the internet, you are to blame…you let the loser haters who don’t […]

It is fun having Zero Influence on you people, but a girl with 1000 followers who shows her tits on twitter can get 1000 dudes to basically do anything for her, including gay shit, even if they aren’t predisposed to that kind of thing, because we are all bitch made simps that are pussy whipped […]

Welcome to my world of sitting and staring at walls. I don’t know why there are so many complaints about quarantine, it’s not like any of you were actually living before. I don’t know if commuting to a thankless job that lays you off the first chance they get, where you sit and stare at […]

This goes out to all the nameless vaginas I’ve seen on the internet over the years. You know the close up vaginas that somehow manage to find their way into our lives that don’t belong to anyone famous or a porn star…but rather the amateur thrill seeker who wants her vagina flashed, so long as […]

I like living in a world where people use their attempted suicide, anorexia, cutting themselves, as a bio on their social media accounts, so we know their struggle, know they are brave, know they are broken and potentially good to try to take advantage of, but then remember they are probably too uptight to take […]

The latest meme that all the idiots on instagram are posting is “I do not give Facebook consent to own my images”….like this is a new thing. I remember Friendster and Myspace back in 2003-4 used to have the non-exclusive rights to your image for any and all purposes…to cover their asses….and with the rights […]