Here at DrunkenStepfather…we always encourage you to treat girls fairly…with respect…we are equal opportunity fuckers…no girl inadequate enough for me to say now…it’s all part of having no standards….too bad I am too lazy to face the cold…not even to laugh at the homeless….by standing next to them eating soup and hot coffee…and I’m always […]

How annoyed are you of people wishing you a happy new year….It’s played the fuck out, old, boring, so last year…I’m pretty fucking annoyed of it..maybe cuz it lacks creativity…like most New Years Resloutions – we get it – you want to lose weight, quit smoking, make more money asshole…so does the rest of the […]

This July 4th, Independence Day, bullshit is getting old. I’m tired of the status updates, the intagram pics, the tweets and the text messages, the lame stripper bitches in themed phtooshoots..July 4th is old news, it is played out, it is all about the future motherfuckers….July 5th is the new…it is the now…get with the […]

I need more pussy to take pictures of for Instagram. Consider this a casting call for all bitches everywhere – of all shapes and sizes – cuz Instagram has become the only interesting thing to do on the internet Search – DrunkenStepfather – Follow Twitter is dead. Just today I didn’t bother tweeting about how […]

My site seemed to have got hacked and stopped working last night and it continued through today, it is annoying but I’ve got used to it and figure I can’t control these things, so why bother getting all worked up about the shit. People don’t like me because they don’t find my jokes funny and […]