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2016

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I know people hate when I talk about tinder, because they never comment on what I have to say, which is definitely because they hate when I talk about tinder, and in no way because they aren’t reading anything I write….like I am an authority on anything….or like I deserve to be paid attention to […]

2016

13

Jun

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I spent the weekend drinking with Lewis Hamilton…because it was the FORMULA 1 Grand Prix, the event that made Tamara Ecclestone and heiress who owns the Aaron Spelling castle in LA, and Lewis, good old Lewis, won – as he does -that crazy Lewis – who I was hoping would tell us all stories of […]

2016

20

Apr

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Earlier today I feel in love with a few hot round college asses in leggings….apparently, I wasn’t the only one following this one girl as she walked, like a cartoon, she was accumulating more and more dudes as she kept walking…I couldn’t keep up, because walking is hard when you’re dying of obesity…so I broke […]

2016

15

Feb

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez Day 2 in Facebook Jail: Today, I went outside and saw…there is a whole world out there and not snooping on people every thought and photo and rant…made me far less angry… I didn’t actually go outside, I don’t leave the house, but I don’t miss facebook, those […]

2015

16

Nov

StepLINKS of the DAy

I would say that with world war III looming, that none of this hollywood babe shit really matters…but I guess it doesn’t take world war III to remind us that none of this shit matters…I’ve been saying none of this shit matters since I started the site…and it turns out that none of this does […]

2015

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Trying to convince a girl to eat out her friend is always complicated especially when they are both Cashiers serving you at Wendys Drive Thru…you’d figured of all people, they’d be eager to do anything that doesn’t involve taking orders please…. Trying to convince a girl to eat out her friend when dealing with drunk […]

2015

28

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Without new age feminism….I would see a lot less tits from girls who think they are feminists… With new age feminist..they get mad when I notice their tits they are showing me… So confusing… Porn Industry Facts! GO Baltimore State Attorney on Judge Judy 15 Years Ago GO Emilio Estevez Thinks He’s a Mighty Ducks […]

2015

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

For an anti social person who generally hates most things and most people I have a lot of followers on social media…you know an antisocial social media whore…. However, for the single longest running internet failure…I really don’t have nearly enough followers on social media and it is a constant reminder that after 11 years […]

2015

09

Jan

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Sometimes I feel guilty when you can only allocate enough time for one of the hundreds girl I sext from my hibernated state….because there is only enough time in a day…and I like dealing with the ones who want to go professional with their sexting and turn to porn…you know to guide them through the […]

2014

23

May

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It’s memorial day weekend, and statistically at least one of you will die this weekend….I just hope it’s not you…or me…or any of us… But your memory, like the Soldiers 99 percent of you have forgotten, and don’t realize the long weekend is about…. Instead 99 percent of you just think the long weekend is […]