I saw that the Billboard Music Awards were happening on social media because I sometimes check out social media when trying to find content to jerk off to – because instagram may be marketed as a publicly traded company – a subsidiary of facebook – but it’s porn…every bitch is naked or half naked on […]
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2017
22
May
Lea Michele Happier than her Dick Fell off and Other Sluts at the Billboard Awards of the Day
2017
15
May
stepLINKS of the DAy
I just saw a black kid around 10 with his cock out peeing in a front garden facing the street, like that racist lawn ornament…because I guess he is a recent import from some other country where they pee on front lawns in the middle of the street..LIKE you’re supposed to…. I heard two kids […]
2017
12
May
stepLINKS of the Day
It is mother’s day, so there will be a lot of tribute statuses on social media by hot enough chicks, sad that their mom’s are dead….but you, you are a hero, and you know that when you are a hero, you can get into a girl’s pants pretty easily….and that is why I suggest you […]
2017
12
May
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Every time I meet a random woman from the internet she asks….”You’re not going to Kill Me, Are You”…. To which I say “Not until after I rape you”…. You know, a romantic….and they always think I am joking and agree to meet me…which is totally insane on their part, but I guess we’re all […]
2017
05
May
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I spent my night drinking alone and waking up on the living room floor thinking I may have died…the way things are supposed to be…because we’re all pretty much dead anyway…and drinking to the point of a religious experience…or maybe it was a psychotic episode…I swear I saw god….means you’re doing it right…in terms of […]
2017
14
Apr
Vanessa Hudgens for Women’s Health and a Coachella Round-Up of the Day
Vanessa Hudgens is now a fitness ICON… She’s come a long way from being a chubby Disney star I used to call PUDGENS because I am so clever – from the slutty selfies…before slutty selfies were thing…because she’s an innovator – and narcissist who likes looking at herself in the mirror but most interestingly – […]
2017
13
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t make girls cum, so my new hobby is to ask girls I’ve had sex with why they didn’t cum with me, I tell them that I wish I knew how to touch them properly. I ask them for tips on how I could have made them cum – or how other dudes make […]
2017
12
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
The highlight of my day – besides trying to get a girl to suck her own tits and send me a picture of it – was reporting some instagram girl’s video to YOUTUBE for being inappropriate – not because I am a narc, but because I am a victim of narc’s getting me banned from […]
2017
05
Apr
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Today is a great day to not kill yourself, because watching how all this nonsense unfolds is pretty entertaining. Seeing how weird people have become as our species prepares to self destruct thanks to over population….everyone seems fucking crazy and I like watching from the sidelines…mainly because part of that crazy is girls of all […]
2017
04
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
Part of me feels sad when the fat girl I talk to on tinder tells me about the other dudes she fucks from tinder…but another part of me is happy that I didn’t have to meet up with them and have that awkward internal struggle with myself thinking “do I really want to stick my […]