The weekend stepLINKS never published, so I’m gonna re-post them here. I have this thing where I don’t move on weekends at all. I don’t turn on the computer. I don’t leave my couch. I blame chronic fatigue syndrome, but it could just be boredom, depression, being uninspired, diabetes, getting older, my fat wife stealing […]

It is a long weekend here. It is the French Canadian national holiday where they collectively shit on the english man even though he is the reason they have Welfare to pay for their hot dogs while sitting on the balconies of their shitty apartments all day….. That means lots of sluts who like anal […]

I found out today that the most fun place to hang out is not the walk in clinic…the only sluts there are getting STD tests and were accompanied by whoever they were fucking…everyone else was just sick, old, and not naked enough. I also found out that 12 -16 year old girls wear the most […]

The internet made’s me soft….there was a time I’d be outside looking at whores, fucking with whores, fucking whores….but instead I just message them on facebook, they ignore me, so I jerk off to their vacation pics, and we leave it at that…..I move onto the next one in a perpetual circle of life I […]

Some one definitely wants me to die…. For those of you who don’t read the site, I was drunk, fell down stairs, got a concussion, didn’t go to the hospital, spent the week puking, blacking out, dying….until today…today I decided to go to the doctor to be saved….since everyone I met told me I should…and […]

My failed pick-up line on facebook today was: I know we have never met, but I need you to do a favor for me, I want unprotected anal sex with you cuz i have never come in an asshole and I am dying of a brain injury so it is now or never So far […]

I am going to get drunken than I normally get tonight for no reason other than all the girls are out cuz it is summer and I keep my romance to myself…I need to share it and in turn seduce the world…..before sabotaging it by insulting the bitch, getting punched by the bitch, only to […]

The only good thing about getting a blowjob from a hooker with a cold sore other than the fact that it is a blowjob….is the discount price…and I mean once you get herpes….you don’t really worry about that kind of thing…you just can’t tell the wore that cuz she’ll try to make you pay retail […]

I spent the weekend getting drunk, degrading and hating trashy strippers….sure we weren’t doing it together…but we were in the same venue…which kinda counts…you see cuz I hate fucking strippers and their obvious attempt to get my 10 dollars a song….they don’t even play it cool or subtle…just idiot money grubbers…and that is why I […]

I spent the weekend getting drunk, degrading and hating trashy strippers….sure we weren’t doing it together…but we were in the same venue…which kinda counts…you see cuz I hate fucking strippers and their obvious attempt to get my 10 dollars a song….they don’t even play it cool or subtle…just idiot money grubbers…and that is why I […]