*had to remove the images thanks to evil paparazzi – but this video is way funnier and the pic I posted is in it. Here’s the weird Miley Cyrus face I’ve been missinng so much the last few months when she was photographed showing off her tight young pilates body that distracted me from her […]
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2012
09
Jun
Miley Cyrus in a Corset of the Day
Miley put this up on Twitter, and I approve….which I am sure was what she was going for…they all care about their drunkenstepfather’s opinion as they spit in my face and say “you’re not my real dad, I hate you!”….leading to spanking, boners and questionable moral and ethical behavior….Miley is the future….more relevant than tap […]
2012
08
Jun
Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple Cutting Herself of the Day
I fucking love damaged girls….so whether hard nipple Miley is putting on a stunt or making a joke about being a cutter, or is actually a cutter, I am sold….You see cuz a girl who cuts herself…is a girl for me….molested, experienced, depressed, insecure, self-hating and all the fucking good stuff I look for in […]
2012
06
Jun
Miley Cyrus Hangs With a Gay Dude and Advertises her Politics of the Day
The good news Miley is making a point of loving and supporting and embracing all you faggots. The better news is she’d doing it in a way people can stare at her tits..and if anything…in a way that her tits are being used to advertise her politics…. The bad news is that Homophobia doesn’t exist […]
2012
04
Jun
Miley Cyrus Assin Your Face of the Day
If you look close enough, you can see her maxi pad. Not that any girls weear Maxi Pads…they are either into tampons or menstrual cups…all hippie and disgusting…using their periods to fertilize their organic gardens…in some hairy pussy and not in a good way….kind of way…. But I am old, and memories of seeing girls […]
2012
04
Jun
Miley Cyrus Assin Your Face of the Day
If you look close enough, you can see her maxi pad. Not that any girls weear Maxi Pads…they are either into tampons or menstrual cups…all hippie and disgusting…using their periods to fertilize their organic gardens…in some hairy pussy and not in a good way….kind of way…. But I am old, and memories of seeing girls […]
2012
22
May
Miley Cyrus Braless Run of the Day
I am into this new Miley Cyrus in a big way….not only does she embrace the importance of fitness….working out everyday…giving her a tight fucking body I want to lick up and down like it was some kind of cold tasty treat on a hot summer day and I was some fat kid obsessed with […]
2012
21
May
Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit at the Billboard Awards of the Day
Apparently the Billboard Music Awards were on last night…and I had no idea….proving yet again that I am not a celebrity gossip blogger or industry insider in any way…I just post the hot pics of the bitches everyone praises…you know bitches who are over paid, over hyped, annoying egos that we’d all fuck but that […]
2012
17
May
Miley Cyrus is Fucking Killing Me of the Day
I don’t know if Miley Cyrus has lovely, long fit legs…or if she just hangs out with Fat Midget Greek Fisherman looking motherfuckers to make her look like she does….but I do know that she’s got a slamming fucking body, a tight little thing I’d like to navigate with my mouth….especially when in boots, tube […]
2012
17
May
Miley Cyrus has a Young Tight Body of the Day
Miley Cyrus has a young tight body….something I have been seeing everywhere lately…thanks to girls getting ready for summer and dressing the fucking part…more open minded to short shorts and no bras….making every man a sex offender just leaving his fucking house….and I think it has something to do with the hormones in the foot…I […]