Is it gay to hold a fleshlight for your friend while he fucks it, or is it just being a good friend, I guess it depends on how big of a boner you have while doing it, but I think it’s pretty gay across the board but I am not allowed to call things gay, […]

When you factor in all the testosterone destroying chemicals in basically all our food, water and air, you gotta realize why everyone is a little bitch, they’ve bred us this way. I want to be one of those guys who thinks that everything is satanic, you know like the crazy Christian lady who just condemns […]

I was talking to a pharmacist about AIDS and Herpes sores, you know carrying the love you once had with you like a viral tiktok George Strait song, not that I go on TikTok, that shit is SPYWARE and a TRAP bro, I mean all social media is……but that’s not the point is that I […]

I ended up on a Reddit thread about the CDC dropping all the guidelines that differentiate between the vaccinated and the unvaccinated because the vaccines don’t work, and natural immunity is better, which is what I’ve been telling you morons all a long…but as expected the die hard covidiots, who fucking love restrictions, because it […]

It doesn’t all need to be a viral video…but going viral definitely changes the game for people, but I’d hate to go viral, knowing NOTHING positive happens the more people know this site exists, being ignored is the new viral.. I was standing in line at the store and this gay dude, or straight dude, […]

In an amazing series of events, my high tech set up over here at DrunkenStepfather headquarters, which basically involves a lap top I found in the trash, because we don’t have a budget for equipment around here, we barely manage to pay our hosting costs, which is why I am going to make it a […]

The highlight of summer is not the smell of my old ass neighbor’s rotting vagina radiating the neighborhood like the worst kind of BBQ ever…. It’s the hot chicks in the skimpy clothes and the non hot chicks in skimpy clothes..basically…it is the skimpy clothes.. From short shorts, to tight shorts, to summer dresses, to […]

I was talking to a friend of mine about the lack of fistula porn out there. Basically, a fistula is a tunnel from your asshole to your pussy if you’re a chick, that forms after a cyst or other infection drains, leaving some weird connection port between the two. It also happens to women during […]