I didn’t die on Halloween…I did think I was going to die from Daylight Savings, I thought it was 9 pm when it was 3 pm and that was basically my weekend.. Long gone are the days of overly excited that I’d have an hour extra at the bar, especially on Halloween…swimming in slutty costumes […]

It’s Halloween, get the fuck out there and stare at all the closed bars you can’t grab a drink in…..or just watch all the sluts livestreaming as you get fatter and fatter eating all those chips since you finally married your couch after fucking her all these years….(your actual couch, not that fat girl you […]

I understand all these people who are still offended by everything, I mean I don’t understand them because they are offended by dumb shit, inconsistent shit, even shit that makes them hypocrites… I understand them in that I am offended by fat girls who aren’t too shy to have their picture taken, or ugly girls […]

Despite how depressing the world appears to be, how evil society seems, how dark and ominous the future is being presented to you….remember that you can still fuck, jerk off, stare at tits, get drunk, eat a good meal…like pizza and cake at any given time of the day…that they deliver to your door… It’s […]

It’s funny that when I started this site, I was an angry drunk in a time when everyone was more decent. They were watching porn secretly, they were respectful to each other, they’d fight on the internet anonymously, not under their own identity, and the whole world was a seemingly nicer place…where people lived outside […]

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I don’t do politics, I don’t know politics, but Trump releasing that 60 minutes interview, where he could control the narrative and messaging, was such a power move…and despite the bitches out there spewing negativity about their Commander in Chief…controlling the narrative isn’t some bitchy, whiny tactis, […]

The more I stream bullshit TV and movies the dumber and dumber I get….the way they wanted when they created TV….but it’s better than social media…because I’d rather be brain washed by produced movies and tv with high budgets – the old fashioned way, It is better than be annoyed by social media idiots spewing […]

The key to life is knowing that you are insignificant, irrelevant, and that no one cares even if the internet gives you an illusion that they do. You don’t matter, no one matters, so figure IT out. REMEMBER – If celebrities like it or endorse it then it is bad, celebrities are not like average […]