I don’t understand why kids are pissed about schools being cancelled or why they are against doing the whole work from home thing….because looking back on high school, it was the fucking worst. What a waste of fucking time with a bunch of useless assholes….. It was a waste of fucking time on every fucking […]

Do Italians scream “pinocchio” every time they get an erection…..or was that just Walt Disney’s move in the back of the theatre during one of his latest cartoons…like he was Peewee Herman during his darker years…. That said, do you remember when sex toys were reserved for lonely fat ladies, bored married ladies, and lesbians? […]

I think the main thing that offends me about these fan club sites, or the girls who aren’t porn chicks that have been using this business model since the beginning of time, we’re talking dinosaur caveman era women having the highest bidder give her bones to bone or whatever their currency was…. I am talking […]

This goes out to all you 5G protesting motherfuckers…don’t let them control your mind with high frequency cellular data…. I’m going to go watch the suicide warnings on all the movies featuring suicide so that I know the fucking storyline before I watch the damn movie but more importantly, I know that if I want […]

Going into the weekend…remember all people suck equally….don’t you be discriminating by liking some people and hating others…hate them all the same because you know at their core they are just out for themselves and thus are shitty people…. Or you could look at things in a more positive light and just be apathetic and […]

I guess I’ll update the site, this is the internal struggle I go through every day when I wake up and deal with my hangover dump…which at this stage of the game makes me wonder if I am dying of some communicable disease….because getting old is terrible… Then I realize it is September 11th and […]

The funniest thing about the mainstream-ification of the whole sex worker thing, the whole get nude for money, the whole posting slutty content for attention and realizing the loser virgin nerds who follow you are willing to pay you monthly fee to see you naked, is that it’s not about empowerment, or sexual exploration….it’s not […]

NUTTY! The world is nuts so those of us who have always been called crazy now need to go more nuts, so tonight I plan to smear my hep feces on public door handles…maybe I’ll target the banks….or I’ll just sit on the couch and wait until tomorrow…we got options… Not that I’m nuts, or […]

My biggest life regret is not scamming middle aged women on dating apps back before they were skeptical about dating apps and thought everyone had pure intentions… From the first time I saw dudes scamming women on Maury or Donahue or Jerry Springer from dating apps or dating services, I knew that would be the […]