BAN ALL HOLIDAYS…..Marketing companies are hilarious, where they treat everyone like they are weak, like using their product will mentally, physically, spiritually enhance them….they say things like “Know you’re worth”….or aspirational “you can be that person you want to be”…in a you can do better, like you’re not good enough, just buy this product….it’s a […]

It’s like when….your wife who disgusts you gets offered sex from someone she went to high school with on facebook and next thing she’s sending him nudes amd suddenly she seems more appealing to fuck because someone’s keen on fucking her…but not that much more appealing…you’re just happy she’s stopped making you eat her out […]

Do you wonder if you’ll ever meet people in person again. I mean as someone who hates people, I sure as fuck hope not, but there are people out there who genuinely like to socialize and converse with others. They even do these things like meet ups and get togethers and dinner parties where they […]

I like to think I am doing my part to make the world a better place by inspiring girls that they can be whores who get naked on the internet too….but then I realize that despite having a website, I am not an influencer who can inspire much… Even though I’d like to contribute to […]

I assume that it’s hard to find a hair dresser to braid your dick hairs….when bored I suggest calling every hair salon and asking for their best looking hair dresser to hop on the phone…then ask her if she does any “at home” services because you want your dick hairs braided…tight in a corn row…cultural […]

I always find it funny when facebook or whatever social network like google flag me for content that I pulled off their fucking site….so I used to post the daily posts on my IG Stories, before realizing fuck social media, since I always hated that shit, why bother desperately trying to get clicks from there […]

I have reached the point in life where shitting the bed is literally shitting the bed…you know…loss of my “faculties”…is that what they say when you start shitting yourself? Either way, I’m old…and in being old, I am still amazed that girls watch porn….you hear girls talk about porn, or talk about watching porn….and are […]

Anyone else stick their dick in raw hamberger meat before making your wife suck your dick – so you can say “suck my meat juice” with confidence since you vowed to never lie? In other very important news….Why do we need to know people are trans, I only care if they are trans if I […]

Tis the fucking season to get girls to sit on your lap….virtually….since you can’t actually get women to sit on your lap in person…it’s illegal…like Footlosse dancing is banned…where’s Kevin Bacon to dance his way back into our hearts and save the CHRISTMAS spirit….I am like all the Corporations and when Halloween ends CHRISTMAS begins, […]