I was walking down the street last night, looking at my phone, or porn on my phone, or sexts on my phone or the ass in front of me…I don’t remember due to PTSD….but I stepped on what I thought was a squeaky toy…the woman in leggings in front of me turned around….I looked back […]

Vaginas don’t get wet enough for me…I see these videos, soaked panties, squirting, all that other stuff…and for some reason..they are all sand paper to me… Maybe it’s the level of sexy I bring to the table…or maybe it’s the menopausal level of the woman….or maybe these street hookers don’t feel anymore…but you’d think they’d […]

I saw a group of hitchhiking girls earlier today, just on the side of the road hitchhiking in the middle of the city and I thought “If only they weren’t fat, I would totally steal a car and go on an adventure with them”…but since they were fat…I had no interest in writing our own […]

Telling a mom in the park that you’d bang her like a rubber vagina, because rubber vaginas are the only vaginas you can feel, due to the friction and your sensitive skin that reacts negatively to Asian factory off-gassing…..is not the right way to start the day… Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…which are also..not […]

Someone told me sharing cellphones is like sharing a used condom…it’s an invasion of person space..but all I could think was what happens when you’re fucking a hooker with your friend who paid for the hooker…and you happen to be there to pick up the table scraps but you’re not dumb enough to go in […]

9/10 girls you ask to mold their vagina will say no, at least if you’re in a 24 hour grocery store at 1 am and the girls you ask are cashiers, clearly not into bettering their nights…. But if you find the one who says yes – marry her – or at least take her […]

I asked my mom friend with great tits if she calls her daughters her “girls” or her “Young Sluts in Training”….they are both under the age of 5, so in just a couple of years they will be running train at kindergarten….like in the movies they watch on the youtube… THE WORLD DOOMED….SUPER GONO EVERYWHERE… […]

I am pretty proud of myself…I saw at least three girls sitting on park benches or outside coffee shops today…or riding bikes…all in skirts…all flashing 80 percent ass…and what could have been pussy..and I didn’t start masturbating… But this black dude in his 40s wasn’t as classy as me, as he was cat calling every […]