Sometimes I wonder if the reason I don’t fuck trannies is because society has brain washed me to fear them….or if it is because they are actually scary, unnatural, and have fucking cocks… I do know people who are into trannies….and I don’t think it makes them gay….just weird…and I just can’t relate…but I can […]

The interesting thing about being a social outcast, removed from society and committed to a broken down computer screen, is the looks people give you when you are at a bar alone, or drunk alone, or at a movie alone, or shopping for lingerie alone, or looking up skirts alone…..because just cuz they distract themselves […]

My New Years Resolution is to get a teenager pregnant, to die of alcohol poisoning only to be revived, to get a double blowjob from some black girls, but more importantly to sell the fuck out. I hate these motherfuckers making their millions doing the same shit I do. I need me some private jets, […]

In the event you didn’t see it, check out this “Vile File”….of a girl playing with her period, I can’t wait for the REMIX. It’s pretty much been what I’ve spent my day staring at, I mean other than the amazing and constant updates you all appreciate so much… I was pretty happy 8 people […]

Someone just told me that it is Spring Break for most people. That means somewhere at this moment, a college coed is getting gangbanged for the first time, or dying of alcohol poisoning for the first time, or getting her stomach pumped for the first time, while flashing her tits for the first time, and […]

Making fun of gay fashion designers who kill themselves is not fun on twitter cuz everyone acts like they know the motherfucker and like suicide is a big fucking deal. Maybe I’m desensitized, but I think it’s got more to do with caring about the queer as much as he cared about me, which is […]

I spent the last hour fighting with a Columbian who worked at the front desk of a 5 star hotel about whether I may or may not have accidentally walked into and accidentally ended up in the swimming pool area where I accidentally sat on the sidelines accidentally watching hot rich business women doing their […]

I decided earlier today, that like Tila Tequila, I will pretend that Casey Johnson & Johnson is my fiance, my wifey, who I am going to marry in heaven and change my name to Jesus Johnson & Johnson for. I figure faking it will make me millions, I’d get her inheritance and I’d be set […]