It may be a new year, but I don’t subscribe to the new year, new me….you don’t need to go into things trying to reinvent the fucking wheel, it’s just a great way to disappoint yourself or remind the people already disappointed in you that you continue to suck at life when you have so […]

Elsa Hosk may have shat out a kid, but she was a professional athlete before she was a professional half naked body for mid-range underwear brands that have huge budgets to pay their bodies to be bodies….which means she’s got some muscle memory to bounce right back into this shit. She is apparently working with […]

Elsa Hosk is one of the hottest models around, she was that Swedish Basketball player who said, fuck this basketball shit, my Swedish tits are too good to be wasted running around for an audience of 50, when they could be so much more, the world is a big place, even though I am a […]

Elsa Hosk is a Swedish Basketball star turned VS Angel used to replace Candice when she went on back to back Maternity leave, who despite being the same age, totally fell into second place against this one, but that’s probably just because the Swedish Basketball star was an athlete and losing wasn’t an option so […]

Elsa Hosk is a hot mom model who I assume is in her 30s by now, because she only came into our lives as a Victoria’s Secret Angel when she was 27, due to her having a Swedish Meatball of a life before modelling as a pro basketball player you’d actually wnat to fuck, unlike […]

Elsa Hosk is a 33 year old Swedish Basketball player who decided she was tired of being jerked off to for free when she was doing the whole basketball thing, and instead said “let’s monetize”! It’s basically the same concept that all the girls on tinder have these days, the hook-up culture made sex a […]

In terms of hard nipples, there was a time when I could get off to a set of hard nipples alone. It was a simpler time, one of a homesteading prospector living in the disconnected world, with no cellular phone giving me ball cancer in my pocket to check in with my friends, where it […]

One of the last of the VS Angels to exist, after they decided to end that program, for whatever WOKE reason that I am sure they blame on Epstein…is Elsa Hosk….the Swedish Basketball player who makes me want to watch female basketball so long as it is from Sweden and the girls look and dress […]

I don’t know if Elsa Hosk is the hottest model out there, I guess there’s no real way to determine that, and I guess the whole model thing is basically dead, as brands use influencers and fat chicks, or Pete Davidson, depending on how much money they have to burn… So the idea that some […]