It may be CANADA DAY and AMERICA DAY weekend, but what better way to celebrate the NORTH AMERICAN DREAM than with a Swedish model who was once a pro basketball player, who stepped into the Victoria’s Secret machine as a Candice Swanepoel replacement, and who has been substantially hotter than Candice ever was or ever […]

Elsa Hosk is a hot mom who is also a hot model who for whatever reason didn’t destroy herself, she’s an athlete so her competitive spirit has pulled through for masturbation purposes…whether you like masturbating to moms or not, this one is multi-faceted or multi-purposed because she’s hot enough for you to pretend she’s not […]

I guess being braless is like being pregnant or being dead, you’re either braless or you’re not, but as far as I’m concered, Elsa Hosk, the world’s hottest model and more importantly, hottest mom, because the two definitely don’t go hand in hand in any other circumstance, but in this case, thanks to her competitive […]

Monday is my big day for MILFS, It’s my take on the “rebirth” of the week, start fresh like a freshly shat out baby, only every week basically ends up the same, it’s nice to go into it with aspirations and dreams… So along with MILKY TITS MONDAY and MILF MONDAY….because amateur MILFS producing low […]

Elsa Hosk is a nice reminder that hot lingerie models still exist. They aren’t all dopey assed instagram bodied, Kardashian pig looking bitches, and even after having a kid, she’s managed to tape her cunt to her upper thigh, so no one even realizes that shit’s been blown out MILF style…. It’s like why can […]

Elsa Hosk and a bunch of models who aren’t as hot as Elsa Hosk…because as far as I’m concerned, Elsa Hosk is the best thing to come out of the Victoria’s Secret human trafficking ring, you know just importing those models from various countries for dudes of the world to jerk off to them, and […]

I just did a post on on how the MILFS I see on the regular aren’t actually MILFS but rather MIAWTFBTAA….Mom’s I am Willing to Fuck Because They Are Around…. You know, when you have no standards you capitalize on ANY girl willing to fuck you, if she’s willing to fuck you, in that brief […]

Elsa Hosk is something else..a….hosk….. Get it… I mean, I buy into her origin story, some Swedish B-Ball player in a league you could obviously jack off to…and I’m sure many people did, why else would they be watching lady sports. I am just surprised that Josephine Skriver, the other hot VS model is the […]

Cameron Hammond is a pretty successful photographer who travels around the world taking pictures of amazing models in amazing settings, you know, that whole bikini photoshoot thing is still lucrative despite every bitch taking bikini selfies all day. We’ve been following his work lazily for many years now, he’s basically an instagram sensation, and any […]

Elsa Hosk is doing some posing in her bikini and is looking pretty fucking good because she recently ripped her CERVIX apart for her baby, so that the baby would come out alive, which it did. I don’t know if birthing, or ripped cervixes or would it be cervices are your thing, I would figure […]