Elsa Hosk is new mom, but unlike the new moms at the Walmart checkout line-up, you know all fat and disgusting as shit, she’s a model, from Europe and has a different level of lifestyle choices, access to healthy foods, has a level of vanity that involves not wanting having a kid to ruin her […]

I am a firm believer that women who eat mangos are well aware of the fact that it is perverted and makes all dudes think they are eating a big orange juice pussy. We are perverts and Mangos are sloppy like Elsa Hosks mom pussy may be, you know because she squeezed a baby out […]

I heard some story that was trending about watermelon being racist… I think it was more because of this Mark Dice dude who does viral videos against the woke, or the left, or whatever….who fucking knows….but at least 3 people mentioned racist watermelons and I assumed this was the reason for that: Obviously, he’s making […]

Elsa Hosk is one of my favorite models, not that I have a favorite model, or that I care about any of these models like some nerd in his mom’s basement who prints out their pics for his personal archive binder he keeps cataloged next to his bed….I don’t have favorite models or celebrities, they […]

Elsa Hosk is one of my favorite models out there and she’s recently had a kid, bounced back from that pregnancy maintaining her body, rocking a new set of milk filled monster tits, and the whole thing is erotic because we don’t have the luxury of seeing where the baby left his mark on the […]

Elsa Hosk may be a legacy brand now that Victoria’s Secret has decided to kill off the Angels and replace them with women who achieve shit, since being hot isn’t considered an achievement, despite so many ugly girls in the world proving that being hot is a fucking achievement, because even the hot ones could […]

Elsa Hosk’s a Swedish basketball champion who is channeling to her best ability that basketball inspo into her latest instagram post featuring her basketball sized tits…you know since basketball is what got her here…thanks to some Swedish Women’s Basketball fetishist deciding to turn one of the players into a top Victoria’s Secret model. She’s recently […]

Elsa Hosk is a fucking win….even if she’s a new mom who just had her pussy imploded like a condo in Miami….you know childbirth is a motherfucker, but when the bikini bottoms are kept on and the girl who brought the worst and most damaging STD, despite what the gays have to say about AIDS […]

Elsa Hosk was brought to us by the evil underwear empire that has decided to cancel hot chick to appease the 1 percent of people who are angry that they use hot chicks to sell panties…not the same 1 percent their owner who financed Epstein tried to appease the other 1 percent…that’s a different 1 […]

Elsa Hosk the Swedish basketball star turned Victoria’s Secret model because that’s just the natural progression of the female Swedish Basketball team…because they’re hot and not those WNBA “girls”…does the WNBA still exist….I feel like at one time they were doing hormone testing on the star players to make sure they were genetically female but […]