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2020

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I watch a lot of movies from the streaming apps that own my soul because I don’t watch porn and I don’t leave the house and I don’t do social media so there’s limited things I do…and they involve streaming…getting wasted and watching everything but barely paying attention because I am too busy turning off […]

2020

23

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

If this internet thing doesn’t work out for me, I’m thinking of getting into this “new normal” lucrative delivery game….you know delivering groceries to random hotties all day…jerking off in their food before serving it up hot…you know typical delivery guy things….I just need a car….and a valid driver’s license…and to expunge my criminal record…but […]

2020

30

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Thong of the Day

Candice Swanpeol was the perpetually pregnant Victoria’s Secret model who has really only ever done Victoria’s Secret, a lifer like the guy at the local grocery store who has been bagging bags the last 30 years, only the dude at the grocery store has Down’s Syndrom, is part of a work program and gets paid […]

2020

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I understand all these people who are still offended by everything, I mean I don’t understand them because they are offended by dumb shit, inconsistent shit, even shit that makes them hypocrites… I understand them in that I am offended by fat girls who aren’t too shy to have their picture taken, or ugly girls […]

2020

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with being turned off by the mainstream, or what the masses are into, and not in an emo teen angst way, but in I genuinely hate popular things 99 percent of the time, and when shit goes mainstream, I lose interest. Not so much with music, since I like a lot of Hits, […]

2020

13

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about this pandemic, is that I’ve been a rule follower, not because I am scared of COVID, but because I saw it as an opportunity to advance my hermit life I’ve been living 15 years….it was a level up moment…and what I have learned, because I decided to next level the lockdown […]

2020

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

May there be slutty girls showing tits in all your menial tasks this weekend…assuming you still leave the house and aren’t hiding under the bed in plastic wrap hoping the virus doesn’t seep in through the concrete wall you built the last 6 months of this….pussy. Speaking of pussy, i pulled a few pics of […]

2020

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Triggering…..I’m triggered by annoying people of the internet pretending to be compassionate saying things like “I am sorry to all the people last night’s episode of whatever triggered”…these mental cases basically apply it to anything that could possibly bring any weak ass loser to some traumatic experience reliving…instead of just going with it like World […]

2020

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I hear it’s a debate tonight…but not a debate whether to click any of these links I’ve wasted my time compiling because that’s obviously something you russian spam bots are here to do…as you prepare to rig the election or like and follow the social media accounts of clickbait bitches out to scam you with […]

2020

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t understand why kids are pissed about schools being cancelled or why they are against doing the whole work from home thing….because looking back on high school, it was the fucking worst. What a waste of fucking time with a bunch of useless assholes….. It was a waste of fucking time on every fucking […]