It is always an exciting day when you run into the street hooker you accidentally had unprotected sex with when you were drunk, because you are always drunk, and because you always have unprotected sex, cuz condoms are for pussies……it’s like if you can’t handle the inner thigh rash, the smell of feces, death and […]

I think TINDR is bad for my self esteem… Not even the fat local girls…I am talking the monsters you would need a twisted fetish to want to bed…I am talking so vile that you would have to have been molested as a child that led to trauma that led to sexual issues and dysfunction […]

The problem with being an old as fuck borderline pervert is that when you fuck with 20 year old girls…there’s a chance that when you meet their mom’s in passing when they are trying to piss off her parents…that you’ve fucked her before…forcing you to do the math to make sure your new girlfriend isn’t […]

I almost ran a chick over the other day…and her reaction was to give me the finger…I guess she doesn’t respect drunk drivers….so I did what any normal guy who just got the finger would do…I pulled over…followed her to the coffee shop she was walking to…to give her a hug and tell her it […]

The nice thing about life is that 95 percent of girls or at least of girls you actually want to fuck is that they have never been fucked properly. That is why 50 shades of grey shit works so well you see cuz 95 percent of women want to be fucked proper…. They don’t care […]

I’m like Lindsay Lohan on this Hurricane Sally shit…we should all focus on world peace and not negativity in this time of mass natural disaster….or destruction from the panic from 50 million crazed people….cuz it is the end of the world…and this is just the storm before the actual fucking storm that ends humanity as […]

I don’t pee on enough girls in my everyday life…I need to change that. Here are some stepLINKS…and by some…I mean alot…. Donald Trump is a Little Too Concerned About Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and It’s Kinda Creepy GO Lady Gaga is a Sell Out anhd Will Put Her Name on Anything GO Chinese […]

Let’s meet for a coffee so I can kidnap you and make you my wife is no a good pick-up line when seducing a whore who pretends she isn’t a whore on the internet….You gotta trick girls by keeping your lifelong passion fueled plans to yourself…You know play it cool, nice and trustworthy and surprise […]

I’ve been into adventures lately, you know going out there and meeting sluts, convincing them to take nudes with me, or take nudes on me….but I haven’t actually bothered going on any….I have facebook for that….I’m equally unsuccessful from the comfort of my own disgusting, miserable, hell I call home… Here are some stepLINKS…. Russell […]