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2017

31

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s Halloween. Happy Halloween….. I am dressed like a pervert, like all women are dressed like sluts, because everyday I am a pervert and everyday women are dressed like sluts, sure you’ll get the occasional slut using Halloween as an excuse to dress not slutty, and a not slutty uses it to dress slutty, but […]

2017

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The night before halloween is a good night to go throw people’s pumpkins…find some girls still milking their slutty costumes…just don’t be a Kevin Spacey and ask for ID before you mount them…because you never know they could be 14 year old boys you think are 21 year old girls…it happens..but if you come out […]

2017

30

Oct

Ashley Tisdale in a Leotard of the Day

Ashley Tisdale put out some pics of her in some full body leotard outfit that I guess her fans will appreciate because she’s pregnant looking and that means her bootleg genetics will live on another generation…assuming their are Tisdale fans…I’m not convinced… She’s just a product of Disney marketing and brainwashing tactics that took an […]

2017

30

Oct

Charlotte McKInney’s Panties of the Day

Charlotte McKinney flashed a little panty / pussy lip / while at some event for Halloween dressed up like some Disco looking queen who should have died of an overdose, but who instead got cast in Dancing with the Stars before being a star all because she had the right friends willing to lie about […]

2017

30

Oct

Old Lady Zombie Cindy Crawford Spread Legs of the Day

Cindy Crawford’s husband and billionaire thanks to his Tequila brand selling, threw a Hallwoeen party with his gay lover George Clooney, who he made the Tequilla brand with, and a bunch of fame whores were in attendance, but none more terrifying than his old as fuck wife, dressed like a 70s disco queen in her […]

2017

30

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I officially realize that there is something wrong with me – or that I am officially too old – because I knowingly stayed in on Halloween weekend, not that I ever dress up, that’s for kids and assholes, not that I’ve gone out for Halloween or really ever the last 5 years, but I recognize […]

2017

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day was not finding THIS TUMBLR … The highlight of my day was realizing that not all women out there are fat. I was forced to walk by two colleges today and the majority of the girls I saw were skinny in leggings looking good…the kind of tall lean thing you’d […]

2017

27

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I used to be a guy who would leave the house, get wasted, try to seduce women, usually end up offending them, only to come home to pass out on the floor, waking up hours later with my dick in hand and pants around my ankles… Then I was the guy wh would leave the […]

2017

26

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I got stuck in the vortex…maybe an alternative reality…or a really good halloween costume…that involved following an ass, a tight looking, thin legged, thigh gap wearing ass in tight jeans…that when she slowed down for whatever reason, and I caught up, for whatever reason, I saw that from the front she was the fucking CRYPT […]

2017

26

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I find it interesting that women, at least the feminist ones, are all about their period, talking about the period, empowered by the period, making art with the period…but the second I ask them to mail me a vial of their period, they think I’m a creepy weirdo – when I am just trying to […]