Today…a homeless person asked me if he could move in with me…and at first I as thrown off and though how disgusting that would smell…despite living with a morbidly obese woman…who already fucking smells like shit…and then I thought about how a drug addicted crazy person would probably be really annoying to hang out with […]

People really didn’t like my “if you get raped – it’s not cheating.” joke… That was really only half a joke… Because if you’re a girl with a fat impotent man, sexually frustrated by not the kind of girl who wants to go fuck the pool boy, or the kid’s soccer coach, or even the […]

If you read this site you’ll know that I have what I consider a limp, micro penis that manages to get at least an inch in when it is hard, and that I normally just rub against the hooker clit and cry…why I’m feeling romantic.. In my lifetime, with what I assume has been 100s […]

Bacon causes cancer – so does eating pussy…I won’t quit either, but let’s hope it gets all those bacon loving frat boys who talk about bacon all the time and make meme’s about the shit…because bacon isn’t that exciting, it’s not even a good punchline to a joke “Because #bacon”…and all things bacon…like the dead […]

Nothing says romance and seduction…like offering to fuck drunk girls with a strap on dildo…because it’s not actual cheating on their boyfriends, or even having ex, it’s more like getting an inner pussy massage from a man with carpal tunnel hands an no penis… Rape Culture. Here are some stepLINKS… Thigh Gaps CLICK HERE Rubert […]