Happy Halloween you Dirtbags…from #stepGIRLS vs #Creepettes because everyday is Half Naked Halloween for us…and nothing says creepy like clows…except when they are topless…in which case they say “I am terrified by this, but I want to have sex with it”…and I am all for confusing my penis to make sure it is still alive…and […]
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2014
30
Oct
Coco Does Halloween of the Day
It’s halloween tomorrow, or what I like to call the day all the week that low level celebrities, if you consider Coco a celebrity, where as I consider her more of hooker who belongs to a celebrity, who lets her do whatever she wants, as long as she sits her fat ass on his face, […]
2014
28
Oct
Hayden Panettiere in Halloween Costume of the Day
I don’t know if Hayden Panettiere is still pregnant. I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere. I just know that it is Halloween, a time then pregnant girls can dress like the sluts their baby bumps already pretty much tell us they are…you non condom – internal creampie loving dirtbag other women celebrate […]
2014
27
Oct
Paris Hilton Loves Halloween of the Day
Paris Hilton loves Halloween…because it gives her the opportunity to dress up in costumes like the drag queen that she is. I know, I know, we’ve all seen the sex tape and we know that she doesn’t have a cock, but in fact a pussy, probably with herpes that has been well used…over the decades… […]
2014
27
Oct
Lucy Hale’s Weirdo Halloween of the Day
I don’t really know who Lucy Hale is because she’s not very hot, and I don’t bother with ugly girls, they hardly exist to me, except when I am having sex with them, because ugly girls are the only girls I have sex with, but this ugly girl, doesn’t realize she’s ugly, thanks to being […]
2014
24
Oct
Micaela Schafer Does Halloween of the Day
You probably don’t know who Micaela Schafer, even though she’s an angel sent from heaven left in Germany to fame whore in the best way possible…by getting totally fucking naked… She’s done this a bunch of times the last few years, it’s pretty desperate but she’s either 30 or older and I guess she figured […]
2014
22
Oct
James Franco and Megan Fox for Halloween of the DAy
Here is Megan Fox dressed up like something you can probably masturbate to…maybe even something you’ve already masturbated…you know like the host of a demon child who just had said demon child ripped out of her womb before polluting the world and destroying her vagina…something that is too little too late and just fantasy…because instead […]
2013
01
Nov
Hayden Panettiere Showcased Some Tit This Halloween of the Day
It’s always the midgets and freaks who get excited about Halloween because it is the only time of year they can really exploit their birth defects in a humorous way, except maybe Christmas where they play the mall elf, or Valentines day where they play the cupid, but Halloween, gives them more freedom to choose […]
2013
01
Nov
Kelly Brook has Fun Halloween Instagram Pics of the Day
Here are some pics Kelly Brook posted to instagram that were amazing because they weren’t of her and I find her a tired and annoying pile of old big tits still holding onto those tits cuz they make her money…they were of her friend dressed like Betty Page who I want to get pregnant with […]
2013
31
Oct
Christina Milian Halloween Costume of the Day
Christina Milian posted a bunch of badly shot pictures to her internet shit because I guess she’s got lazy, probably tired for doing all that “parenting” she does when collecting her monthly checks from The Game…you know in Vegas and Miami and wherever else the party she is chasing after she drops the kids off […]