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2019

29

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve always had an aversion to working a job. I look at people who work, even those with really nice things, and think “what a waste of a life”, you know getting up early in the morning to go make money for some other asshole, getting a small fucking handout for your service, which you […]

2019

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

When you see a couple, where the woman is an amputee, missing a hand or part of an arm, and the dude is able bodied, do you think that she sticks her stump up his ass as part of their sex, in a “why else would you date a one arm”…or do you think that […]

2019

28

Oct

Lady Gaga On Stage Erotica of the Day

Pop star Lady Gaga who is like 80 in pop star years is still preforming in her old fishnet gear, spreading her legs on stage, basically raping the front row of the crowd, who are forced to hold their breath to not breathe in any of her toxic shit….I know Britney’s song is Toxic and […]

2019

28

Oct

Dove Cameron No Panties of the Day

Dove Cameron is now a 23 year old originally from the perverts at the Disney Channel, cuz she starred in a teen sitcom called Liv and Maddie, where she played both LIV and Maddie… but you already knew that…creep fuck… I don’t know what this dumb fuck photoshoot is for, maybe her halloween costume? You […]

2019

28

Oct

Chloe Sims Nip Slip of the Day

Chloe Sims is some UK trash, who I assume is designed to play UK trash on the reality Towie that she is known for…Towie is a “real people in modified situations, saying unscripted lines but in a structured way.” that takes place in essex…wherever the fuck that is…I’ve never seen it, but I can tell […]

2019

28

Oct

Anastasia Ashley Saves Ocean With Her Surf Ass of the Day

View this post on Instagram Aquawoman-saving the ocean one plastic bag at a time ? A post shared by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Oct 27, 2019 at 4:19pm PDT Surfer turned instagram bikini booty, Anastasia Ashley, who has been doing this internet thing with her ass for a while now…and unlike all the fake bitches […]

2019

28

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I assume all the sluts went out for Halloween this past weekend, even though Halloween is later in the week, just that sluts are so eager you can only do Halloween before Halloween, if you do Halloween the weekend after Halloween, then you’re just too fucking eager. I don’t leave the house – so I […]

2019

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I got stuck next to two bros talking about how good they are at making girls cum…or squirt or whatever while ordering their coffee… I felt that whole dialog pretty queer, not just because they were getting mocha chinos, but it waslike they were trying to get jack off material from each other…you know GYM […]

2019

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump Of the Day

I just woke up. It is 3 pm. It could be a terminal illness or just alcoholism – which you pussies consider a disease but I consider it a cure but I guess if I was trying to get out of being a piece of shit, which I’m not, I’d use the “disease” angle too…can’t […]

2019

23

Oct

Tiffany Lopez Pussy Slip of the Day

After much research I still have no idea who Tiffany Lopez is… We can assume that she is Mario or George or Jennifer Lopez’s wife, daughter..cousin, who fucking knows…she really doesn’t exist..but she does get to go to slutty Halloween events with red carpets that the Paparazzi are at…an opportunity she doesn’t take for granted, […]