Weird, I was talking about Lily Allen the other day…I don’t know why, but I think it was with someone from the 90s who remembered who Lily Allen was, and I said, I wonder where Lily Allen is, not because I care, and not that I actually looked her up, because I forgot about her […]
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2015
14
Sep
Lily Allen Weird Ass Flash of the Day
If you’re wondering what Lily Allen has been doing since her “miscarriage” many years ago, that turned into breeding…and falling off, only to get fat, and then I guess come back, even though she’s been fat since before the kinds and unwanted pregnancies….. I am not sure what this is about, but assume it is […]
2014
16
Oct
Lily Allen Midlife Crisis Concert Tour of the Day
Lily Allen doing this whole pretend she’s not in her 30s, dressing like she’s 20, while making fun of the 20 year olds who are booking her on their tours, since they probably listened to her when they were 8, and she was relevant for that summer… I find the whole thing offensive, but I […]
2014
09
Sep
Lily Allen Bikinis of the Day
Lily Allen’s ass is doing something weird to her bikini – or her bikini bottom is doing something weird to her ass – I just know that despite her dying her hair, learning how to white girl twerk, trying her best to relive being a teen popstar she always wanted to be, she is a […]
2014
18
Aug
Lily Allen’s Nipple Makes Me Want to Throw Up of the Day
I think it is safe to say…some nipples should not be freed. Lock those fuckers up like the criminals that they are, breaking the law and polluting the world with violence and injustice……you know, in the fucking basement or in solitary confinement so that no one sees them, except maybe the gold digger willing to […]
2014
13
Aug
Lily ALlen Thinks She’s 15 of the Day
I am a firm believer that Lily Allen is the fucking worst. She’s some rich brat from the UK who managed to have a few solid pop albums…despite not looking like a popstar…or acting like a popstar…but rather being more of a comedy or novelty act…that wasn’t even hot to look at, or interesting to […]
2014
05
Aug
Lily Allen’s Horrible Close Up Panty Flash of the Day
I didn’t bother GOOGLING Lily Allen to see if she’s actually opening up for Miley Cyrus or if that’s just a rumor I made up, because I would have found it funny that her whole act is making fun of Miley and popstars because she wants to be one so bad, only for Miley to […]
2014
30
Jul
Lily Allen Takes a Swim Less Fat with Hard Nipples of the Day
The highlight of my Lily Allen career was from back when I was a lot meaner and I saw her as some fat chick who was over-hyped thanks to nepotism. She had announced that she was pregnant with some dude she was going to marry, then they broke up, and a week later she had […]
2014
02
Jul
Is the Lily Allen Pussy Flash Real…of the Day
I guess the better question is why would you want to debate if this is real or not, why would you want to see mom of two, miscarriage/abortion of one vagina, 10 years too late…or right…cuz vagina’s are always fun to look at no matter how mangled they are…. I call fake…but still had to […]
2014
01
Jul
Lily Allen Too Old for a Panty Flash at Galstonbury of the Day
This reminds me of a song, I think the lyrics go “Into the great wide open”….but I could be wrong…there may not be a song with those lyrics…but rather just the lyrics my not very musical ass hears when I see the great, horrible, frightening abyss that is Lily Allen post child bearing / miscarriage […]