A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jan 15, 2015 at 8:54am PST Sometimes, I ask girls to show me their panties…They usually agree to do it…because panties isn’t spread assholes…but sometimes…I ask girls to show me spread assholes…an they usually do it….I would say that my life is pathetic, and it is…but that part […]

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:24am PST I am thankful that it isn’t thanksgiving in Canada. I am not thankful for all the I am thankful statuses… I am not thankful for AIDS but I am thankful knowing we are all doomed. I am thankful that 6 tranny porn […]

Can you get aids from using a fleshlight you find in the dumpster outside your house? I’m asking for my friend, but not in a “I’m asking for my friend, but I am really asking for me” like you see on shitty TV…but because I gave it a friend of mine and he thinks it’s […]

My new response to people who ask me why I wear a mask is – “everyone wears a mask, I am just more literal” – it’s the hipster response… I also like telling girls “I prefer whores to charge by the hour, or scene, or dance, than whores to whore while thinking they aren’t whores”… […]

Loading @m4rarose Trying on shoes makes you pants fit tight and not Cuz of that turkey @anothersidewalk_tv View on Instagram My Thanksgiving / Columbus Day dream was to have anal sex with a Native girl…a little unsuspecting takeover and the only thing that has come from my search for a native to have “rape and […]

I get so many nudes everyday, that I wake up and my Facebook and phone and email are filled the fuck up to the brim with pics of all kinds of vaginas from all kinds of girls… So now I’ve started trolling girls who send me these pussy pics, the same girls who 10 years […]

Do you ever fantasize about marrying and then getting a middle of the road, average looking, pretty suburban fat girl pregnant, so that you can forever live in mediocrity, you know an average man with a simple life and a simple wife…struggling to save up to go to Disney land? Because I am trying to […]

People are assholes, I don’t like assholes, unless I am having sex with them…because anal sex is very in right now with the hipster bitches… Florida must be the number one spot for implants…every girl in a bikini has implants, short girls, tall girls, young girls and old girls..it’s like implants and trampstamps are given […]

So a big black Florida chick who I assume was Trayvon Martin’s sister runs up to me to tell me that I look like some George Lopez motherfucker and asks if she can get an autograph…so I say back to her that she looks like Oprah and that I don’t want her fat black autograph […]