I get so many nudes everyday, that I wake up and my Facebook and phone and email are filled the fuck up to the brim with pics of all kinds of vaginas from all kinds of girls… So now I’ve started trolling girls who send me these pussy pics, the same girls who 10 years […]

Do you ever fantasize about marrying and then getting a middle of the road, average looking, pretty suburban fat girl pregnant, so that you can forever live in mediocrity, you know an average man with a simple life and a simple wife…struggling to save up to go to Disney land? Because I am trying to […]

People are assholes, I don’t like assholes, unless I am having sex with them…because anal sex is very in right now with the hipster bitches… Florida must be the number one spot for implants…every girl in a bikini has implants, short girls, tall girls, young girls and old girls..it’s like implants and trampstamps are given […]

So a big black Florida chick who I assume was Trayvon Martin’s sister runs up to me to tell me that I look like some George Lopez motherfucker and asks if she can get an autograph…so I say back to her that she looks like Oprah and that I don’t want her fat black autograph […]

There’s something seriously next level about using Facebook to post pics of your murdered wife…who pushed your crazy ass over the edge…I predict it will be a trend…but things will get more intense, when they start having battles to see who can be the most creative with their pics…from dressing up the victim, to weekend […]

Today, freedom has been attacked….and for once it has nothing to do with my wife hiding her bank card / my drinking money on me. Or worse, her making me eat her shit smelling, badly wiped ass due to obesity, out…..it’s real internet war shit….because the Britney Spears fan club turned on me on twitter….for […]

I’ve been sending my dick pic to random girls in my phone as a joke. When they respond with the standard “WTF” or “Who is This” or “you’re disgusting” or “LOL That’s the Smallest Pathetic Worm Dick I’ve Ever Seen, I Can’t Believe you Allow Yourself to even try to fuck girls, when you should […]

I’ve been distracted today….3 different girls were sending me in pics and audio during their masturbation over the course of the last few hours…they wanted me to talk dirty to help them cum….it took priority over updating the best site on the internet no one reads….cuz no one would notice I was gone…while offering a […]

The best thing about this site is when people send me in emails, pictures, anything that makes me feel like I am not totally alone…Today I got some foot fetish pics from a girl who like showing off her feet and this is the highlight email that came along with the pics… They belong to […]