I only lost 25 twitter followers this week…I feel like I need to recoop them…even though twitter is pretty fucking useless…I still bought into the shit and post on the shit so FOLLOW ME NOW AND SAVE ME FROM SUICIDE …. my twitter popularity is that important to me…or not…who cares I’m going to drink […]

No one cares that I have the 2600th most popular site on the internet. You’d think that would at least get me some blow jobs to completion or at least some nude pics or something….who knows maybe a free dinner or a free flight to some nice resort to review or even a free fucking […]

I went to a photoshoot today…it wasn’t for this shitty site…but for some other bullshit I wasn’t allowed to document or masturbate to…but they did let me play with the mannequins..I just hope the little kid sized ones come to life after the mall closes to at night…cuz I don’t think they’ll be happy about […]

When shopping with a girl you want to bang, or at least see naked putting on a vagina puppet show, for a gift for her friend who just gave birth to her first kid in a kid’s store, do not ask the clerk where the lingerie section is, and when you get the reaction you […]

I’ve been using my stepLINKS to either rip into assholes who annoy me, or campaign for more TWITTER FOLLOWERS or FACEBOOK FRIENDS even if Facebook always shuts me down….and although I didn’t reach my 5,000 friend by the weekend mark, I did manage to get 3 friend requests from hot pussy….unfortunately 2 were spammers for […]

It was raining, so I went out with my friend driving around intentionally splashing people. It was one of those asshole things that makes me feel better about my miserable life. Something I probably should have videotaped because it would have gone viral, as the majority of people are retards who would go crazy over […]

This is the best joke I’ve heard all day: this guy walks into a bar.. sits next to another guy. Some good conversation and a couple drinks later the guy says “I could fuck any girl in here” the other guy says, “thats pretty ambitious, what makes you think that?” The guy says “because I’m […]

I am going on day two of a hangover even though I didn’t drink last night. I guess I did that good of a job on Thursday night, where I was drunk and molesting girls everywhere. They didn’t have to be hot, they just had to not be too resistent. I am thinking about a […]

I am trying to convince the 18 year old who had the sleazy party, or party that became sleazy because I was there to have another one, where clothing is optional, and pants are banned. It turns out she didn’t seem too happy with me molesting her guests this past weekend, she got some complaints […]