WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! I mean it isn’t the worst thing to throw some disease at society and then rebuild with the survivors. Not that this disease is that deadly. I just find it funny that half the population is hiding in their bunkers in Hazmat suits, excited that they get to use […]

I like the people defending the Corona Virus’ honor by saying that it’s not so bad, Obesity and the flu are worse. Obviously there are worse things in the world…but viruses being spread is pretty gross! I’ve been living life is self quarantine for the last 15-20 years. Some call it agoraphobia, I call it […]

Check out the tits on that nurse, fingers cross that she’s assigned to me when this virus kicks our asses, I’ll help her with her social media strategy and building up that snapchat…..unless she dies of the Corona Virus. My biggest regret this weekend was that I didn’t go into the safety mask business, some […]

Go into life like a freshly turned 18 year old ready to take on the world with her Premium Snap Chat…one spread asshole at a time. You know, that youthful entrepreneurial spirit, coupled with perversion, and hope. Expecting it all to work out for her, because all these other girls spreading their assholes on the […]

Just here mapping out how I am going to re-route my GI tract to run through my penis hole in efforts to give the hookers a surprise of a lifetime. Call me Publisher’s Clearing House…or MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION….give the girls I pay to suck my dick a real treat…you think it stinks now…or that […]

The highlight of my day was sitting and wondering what Kirk Douglas knew that Hilary didn’t want us to know….you know spend my days on important shit. Clearly the way to live a successful life is sitting and staring at the wall, with absolutely nothing running through your brain. Or playing video games, or scrolling […]

Remember, it’s not ok for you to tell a girl you’re gonna pull out but cum inside her instead is a fetish on the porn sites, but also pretty funny to do if you give her a fake name, cuz otherwise she’ll come after you for child support or rape accusations…it’s sex assault by the […]

The Gwyneth Paltrow vagina scented candle story is one of the more annoying viral stories….about how the “mainstream” and “porn fetish” sites are one in the same, but for some reason the porn fetish sites are looked down upon, but the Gwyneth Paltrow sites make tens of millions of dollars a month…. The Meghan Markle […]

I went to the mall to check out all the people in their Christmas themed leggings jacked up their asses and I could count at least full pussy spottings….sure they were in leggings that were a size too tight….so tight I could see ovary…. I went into the plus sized clothing store, just to see […]

If you’re doing that whole Christmas party thing, don’t show girl videos of you peeing on girls and asking if you can do that to them – in the event you’re looking for girls you actually want to have sex with – because even if they like being peed on – they’ll pretend they don’t… […]