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2017

19

May

Adriana Lima Titty Grab of the Day

Adriana Lima grabbing tits…

She’s the Brazilian model who doesn’t look like a man, but who is pretty fucking old, but still bringing it – at least enough to grab her tits in public, the equivalent of a dude grabbing his dick in public….only she’s a classy, rich, sugar baby model…

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…because why would she people still throw money at her, despite being 40…take it in girl….

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2017

17

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Easter Erotica of the DAy

Adriana Lima also resurrected from the dead, but we can’t be too sure about her dirty ziploc bag of a pussy, because she’s a model and has had kids and all that really depressing stuff that happens to vaginas…when they are models working it up the ladder…and have kids…

The one thing I know about Adriana Lima is that for her 20s, she was a crazy Catholic bitch, she claimed to be a virgin…she claimed that she was the one model who didn’t fuck to get where she got, then she did start having sex and made some kids, not sure if she was married, don’t care enough to look…but as that crazy crazy catholic bitch…there’s no logic in why she’s doing EASTER themed porn…

I mean, I always though as a catholic bitch, any half naked in lingerie was a lie against her morals and values, but after listening to Christian radio – I know that Easter is the most HOLY of days – and to make Easter themed porn…is fucking crazy…but then again, all you gotta do is ask JESUS for forgiveness and it’s all good…and watching this video on youtube – with her nipples…is all good…

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2017

23

Mar

The Faces of Adriana Lima of the Day

Adriana Lima is old…she’s also a mom…and at 30 girls just fall the fuck apart, they get fat, they get dumpy, their skin hangs off their face, their teeth get crooked, and despite still having their eyes that she made a career off of…..they are old….even with the botox…and the technology of light and make-up….she’s old…and when you crop out her tits…all there is is some mom…not a lingerie model…but a mom….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2017

01

Mar

Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a corn tortilla eating mom of 12….dumpy as fuck….

But she’s pulled through, fitness, diet, million dollar contracts…plastic surgery…whatever it fucking takes to keep this bullshit going….

Now she’s in Ocean Drive..posing….looking matured, not yet rotten, maybe just a little ripe…but remember like with a banana…a ripe banana can still be made into a banana bread and banana bread is good as fuck…

Adriana Lima…not quite banana bread…but still worth sticking your dick in…because she’s Adriana Lima…

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2017

16

Jan

Adriana Lima’s Crotch Shot VS Deliverables of the Day

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There is no doubt that in her multi million dollar contract that she’s had for over a decade – because she’s old – with Victoria’s Secret….Adriana Lima, their den mother, the grandma of the catalog, who they’ve milked harder than any Brazilian prostitute has ever been milked, including but not limited to the trannies that they’ve used in American tranny porn…..because this tranny prostitute is a “model”…and as a model…for a brand that cultivated or abducted her from her home town…is all well paid, famous and luxurious and owes her life to said brand…so that she doesn’t have to prostitute herself…at least not to anyone else…because there is no way this isn’t a crotch shot in fitness gear wearing VS..to appease her handlers…

You see sex work and model work…is the same fucking thing…agents / clients…dirty biz…where all that matters is how hot and willing the pussy is…

So here’s a selfie crotch shot…pretty eager…

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2016

26

Dec

Old Lady Holiday Bathing Suits of the Day

Adriana Lima’s Butt Shot of the Day….because she’s not too old to show off her ass – especailly since she’s still looking good from starving herself for the 6 months building up to the VS fashion show informercial…and her body has a second life…when she’s far too old to be jerked off to…but can still be jerked off to – since we’re all nostalgic….

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Daisy Lowe’s Daddy was Gwen Stefani’s tranny fucking husband…she divorced because she was banging cowboys….and he wasn’t in her life most of her youth, which in and of itself is a recipe for good girl to fuck….filling that void….a void that I guess is in a one piece because she’s old and her belly has caught up to her big tits…

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Izabel Goulart’s Bikini in St Barts of the Day grinding up on some dude I assume she’s dating – likely a rich dude – who like overly fit girls because they are better fucks than overly unfit girls…they just bounce up and down as much as they need to before gassing out….not to mention higher sex drive because of the testosterone – making them magical and amazing if you can handle the muscular man back…

Alessandra Ambrosio closes out the old women in bikinis, because there are too many new young fresh faces are to keep track of in Bikinis on social media…so I stick with the above 35s…which is probably why this site is on a hardcore plummet into zero relevance…but maybe her ridiculous thigh gap will save us in this Christmas season where some of us need saving..

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2016

26

Sep

Adriana Lima Nude Selfie of the Day

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Adriana Lima was one of the most iconic models for Victoria’s Secret, one they likely pulled out of some weird tribal Catholic town in Brazil, that they probably bought for a couple of Goats, who they cultivated and created into a celebrated star…rather than the mall brand promo model she was…

She was half naked, busty and hot, but as time went out she started pumping out kids and has aged terribly, because that’s what happens to hot women…they fall the fuck apart…but…I guess her contract is up and it’s all she knows…so she’s figured it’s time to try to get fit for another 2 years of millions of dollars in earnings…so she’s been doing fitness…and now she’s cocky enough to pose in a mirror selfie with a towel like every girl on tinder, the internet, instagram, since you’re all a bunch of exhibitionist whores..and that’s why I love each and everyone of you…

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2016

09

Sep

Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret New Fragrence Ad of the Day

Adriana Lima was at one point the hottest woman Victoria’s Secret ever recruited, that was probably 20 years ago by now, and in her late 30s, after having a few kids due to catholicism and poor decision making…she’s never fully bounced back and has a serious boxy mom body….that’s not to say she’s not a hot mom, not a fit money, not a low body fat mom, it’s just to say she looks like the middle aged mom she is, but she’s their leader, the den mother, the day shift stripper still going in because the strip club owner feels bad for her, and I guess they need to milk her for what they pay her, and doing video they can’t photoshop was the answer…

But she knows her angles and they know if they edit it like a strobe like to instil epileptic seizures as to not allow people to notice her flaws…..

Here she is doing a terrible interview about the fragrence…

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2016

07

Sep

Adriana Lima Hides Her Mid Section of the Day

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Adriana Lima has been working out because she’s really got no choice. She hit 30, had a bunch of kids due to immaculate conception, because I remember at one point in her career she was really committed to her catholicism and was a half naked – virgin…right…

Well, thanks to getting older, and having kids, she’s got a really weird boxy body – and at 35 – it’s not an abnormal body, it’s a totally acceptable body…the muscle tone, the thin legs…it’s ok…I’d want my middle aged wife and mother of my kids to look like this – it’s better than the alternative…but as an ambassador still getting paid by the evil corporation that created her and that she’s still in contract with – it’s weird, it’s not hot and even she knows she’s falling off, otherwise she wouldn’t be hiding her ass and boxy mid-section…

She’s now more a den mother, the top stripper at the strip club who works the day shit for her stage shows, but still gives private dances to her regulars during the busier night shift…replaced by the young youngs…but still getting her tits grabbed for 10 bucks a song – it’s all she knows…

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2016

27

Jul

Adriana Lima in Vogue Brasil of the Day

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This is really uninteresting pictures of Adriana Lima for Vogue Brasil…but I guess she’s Brazilian pride, who has left the most violent alleys of Rio…and Zika virus…where Olympic Athletes are starting to fill up their athlete villages…where they are getting abducted, robbed and gunpoint and diseased enough to make babies with mini-heads…to make it in the world on the international scale…

But who Brazil can reference when they need some good press, like sure people get killed everyday on the streets shopping innocent multiple times a day here, but have you seen Adriana Lima, that bitch was hot right? Go Brazil!

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2016

12

Jul

Adriana Lima in a Bikini Video of the Day

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Yesterday….I posted pictures of Adriana Lima in a bikini while in Mykonos for one of her model sister’s retirement party/ where her model sister was securing her retirement package by marrying a billionaire…something other models never miss because they love a good party, they are models…and more importantly they like seeing the less famous Brazilians come out on top financially due to love…it reminds them of the Brazilian sex trade they escaped but still touch on because modeling is hooking..

Well, my friends at Mykonos TV got some amazing footage, not from a critical point of view, you know because I’m a film historian / art critic / have the natural ability to spot talent and good production value…being an uneducated hater of all things….

But because it’s authentic paparazzi, it’s some dude getting 100 feet away from her and sneaking a video on his phone while she splashes around all boring as fuck….but still in a bikini..

It’s the creepy shot stealing that MAKE me feel alive….in a world of zero authenticity, everything posed, nothing organic or just happening…even snapchat – designed to be live action – is posed and people take 40 snaps before posting the perfect one…

We are surrounded by lies…but one thing that is real…is that Lima is Aging..oh and that she’s at the beach in Mykonos being filmed unsuspected…brilliant!

VIDEO ONE!

VIDEO TWO!

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2016

11

Jul

Adriana Lima’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Brazilan bikini model Ana Beatriz Barros just got married in Mykonos – which means that all the other Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model old timers had to show up, because it’s how fake friendships prosper…

I assume this is the video of her demonstrating the Model Retirement Pension by marrying some rich guy…love is such a beautiful thing…..isn’t it…especially when set in a lovely setting…and the person you’re marrying is a fucking billionaire…you know…an actual billionaire named Karim El Chaity…not bad for some poor as fuck Brazilian who happened to be tall and hot…good fucking play…all it took was some strategic placement and boom – love….rich as fuck love….

I guess the more interesting thing with destination weddings – possibly where they met or where they first fucked on some chartered cruise – or somewhere they think is romantic….

OR – maybe because it is where Lohan celebrated her Billionaire fiance trip….classy….

But their hot model guests, even when barrel chested, old and washed up…get into bikinis…while waiting for the big day…GLORIOUS….Adriana Lima still looking good….probably with a billionaire of her own – because millionaires are not for Victoria’s Secret models….too poor for that pussy admission fee.

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I guess the bachelorette party was in Ibiza with Alessandra Ambrosio – who was celebrating the brazilian model retirement plan…

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2016

06

Jun

Adriana Lima Getting in Cars With Tight Pants on of the Day

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Adriana Lima is old, possibly menopausal, definitely boxy in her Victoria’s Secret fashion show walks, definitely not so bad when photoshopped, or when the very Catholic, but not too catholic to get nude for money, who was once rumored to be a virgin because of her faith, before having a series of kids before turning 30, destoying her body….as kids normally do..even when there is a multi million dollar contract on that body…something people forget when they are at the top of their game, they think it’s forever…and I guess in Lima’s case it is…because even when falling apart…she still out there doing it..fascinating…

But not as fascintating as how lifting a leg to get into a car makes an old ass perky…I call this the pose of the middled aged mom after her fitness class….

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2016

18

May

Adriana LIma is Intense of the Day

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Lima Bean from Victoria’s Secret fame has been slowing filling out, getting more and more boxy as she nears menopause….already a mom of two thanks to being a Catholic who doesn’t believe in safe sex, but who also was a virgin for her early Victoria’s Secret year, at least that was the rumor I’ll never believe, since all half naked models are whores….and real Catholic models don’t really exist because half naked modeling is against their religion….

She’s still got a great face though….boxy girls are still boxy but this one has one of the best faces so here she is in Cannes…for no reason but the scientific observation of the aging process..

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2016

29

Apr

Old Timer Victoria’s Secret Model Update of the Day

I don’t find Victoria’s Secret, the mall brand sweatshop running company that over prices garbage underwear for the masses, who buy into the shit because that’s what trying to feel “normal” is about…go in debt for mall brands to fit in with your suburban neighbors thanks to having a weak mind and buying into anything you’re told to buy into…instead of following your inner spirit and inner eccentric and inner artist…you know to follow your fucking dreams..but rather work making shit money to pay taxes and buy nonsense all to fit in…comfortably…but depressed and suicidal…which luckily they have meds to sedate you to help perpetuate this lie..

But I do think they cast good models and heres a coulple of their Old Times….incluidng Alessandra Ambrosio on TV in Shorts

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And Adriana Lima’s who has clearly Been Working Out but the fact that either still work for the brand is just crazy..

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