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2014

11

Mar

Hot “Controversial” American Apparel Ad of the Day

Apparently, this is a controversial ad by American Apparel, even though I can’t figure out how or why? Is it because of the nipples? Isn’t it time we decriminalize the nipple? Gays are allowed to marry, weed is legal in Colorado, I mean seriously people, get your heads out of your asses…

Or maybe, it’s a hit on every clothing manufacturer, from Victoria’s Secret to the high every designers, who manufacture in Bangledesh, exploit the kids, pay them 5 dollars a week, make their building collapse, all to make an extra few dollars on your 50 dollar underwear, while taking jobs away from Americans…

While at American Apparel, the only thing made in Bangledesh are the hot model tits….and probably some of their accessories…but we’ll pretend they are 100 percent Made in AMerica, even though no one really is…

ALl I know, is that these model tits, make me want to go to Bangladesh and find myself one of these to buy for 5 dollars a week…but I’m sure it doesn’t smell very good there…

Posted in:Advertising

2009

03

Dec

Kate Beckinsale and Zooey Deschanel for Absolut Vodka of the Day

Two of my favorite things in life is booze and useless pussy. Here are a few ads for Absolut Vodka that are pretty fucking boring to me, because I like usually like drinking my booze and not looking at pictures of my booze, and I definitely prefer real women to pictures of women posing, and I really prefer those real women to be fuckin soaked through proper in booze, because historically, drunk bitches are easier to fuck, especially if you slip some shit in their drink and drag them out by their hair….

Either way, I don’t drink Absolut and I’m pretty much willing to drink everything, even rubbing alcohol if it’s cut with enough juice so that I don’t go blind, and maybe they should fix their formula before paying big money for this fancy art fag campaigns….because when I think of alcohol and women together, I usually expect to be slipping my hand down her fucking pants as she’s passed out in the corner….

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Here’s Zooey Deschanel….I don’t remember what she does…But now she has the credit of being in a boring Absolut campaign to add to her already very impressive resume……I don’t know what I am talking about.

Posted in:Absolut Vodka|Advertising|Kate Beckinsale|Zooey Deschanel