Sluts be getting bored.

All being on Quarantine and probably not really practicing social distancing because they are all a bunch of coddled fucking babies who need constant fucking attention.

At least they have the internet to tap into their attention seeking slut selves…where they can jiggle their asses for all their fans as a distracting from the impending end of the world….

The good news is that shit is going to go nuts a few more weeks into this, people are already losing their minds a week in.

Soon, Belle Thorne will be launching “insertion challenges”…how big of an object can you fit in your cunt.

The COVID-19 virus…turning everyone into a cam girl.

Here is her nasty sister Dani who looks like what I imagine the Corona Virus would look like if it was a person

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There has been much debate around these parts between myself and myself, my one true friend who doesn’t even like me, and the only person who talks to me, about whether Bella Thorne’s tits are real or if they are just Disney Money Tits she bought during her broken, sexually abused, sold by her mom to the industry she bolted on during her rebrand into becoming a compelling social media personality to the fans…and by much debate I’ve written in Bella Thorne posts I am forced to post because this is the prison I have created for myself….about her tits…assuming they were fake…but here they are looking pointy…did she get some Madonna cone titties strapped to her chest, is this the new generation of fake tits, or are these real….who fucking cares is the general conclusion I come up with…because who the fuck cares….

All these Bella Thorne Hype is just contrived marketing bullshit to make her more money, get her more work, get her more fame, and followers who buy the garbage she’s selling…fake tits or not…she’s still annoying.

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It is PRE-VALENTINE’S Day EVE, so Bella Thorne was smart enough to use a tactic of clickbaiters trying to go viral, by doing thematic content built around holidays, so that sites looking for things to talk about on said holiday will use that content…and lead to free publicity….

Bella Thorne, despite her hard man face, is a big deal because she took Disney fame and made it social media fame…and her fake tits had something to do with that…because tits get hits.

She originally started with fitness pics, which turned to bikini pics, and have evolved into unshowered dirty panty pics where she talks about her period, IBS, farting and other things I don’t love hearing….the oversharing generation of “OMG that happens to me too”…..and now I guess she’s doing some Valentine’s Day bondage video, mask on in a position you’d see in porn of a POV dick suck….her face as plastic as most porn chicks…because it’s the porn generation, chronic masturbation and porn addiction applies to everyone, including broken victims of sexual assault…like Bella Thorne…who have nothing better to do all day than fuck, or diddle, or do whatever it takes to reach orgasm….

So why not share some of that with the people….

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This is the best Bella Thorne’s looked in a while now. Apparently she wants to look more Latina, because Latina is a trend.

I know, sounds racist for some pale white bitch to be saying she’s going to become more latina, but the thing with racism is that her dad was a Cuban, she is from Florida, so why not milk that….it’s her right, her ethnicity to get a spray tan and darken her hair to tap into Cuba….

I prefer that angle to her plastic faced red headed mother’s look she’s been carrying around the last few years when her and her mom were in exile or estranged or whatever these rich fucks do when they throw immature tantrums at each other….but when you’re so fucking white washed, despite having CUBA LIBRE up inside her DNA, it’s something she should be cancelled over…you know so she can burn through her money and end up a Reddit Sex worker selling her nudes…

She’s still got a big dude head….and her level of hotness debatable…but still looking better than when she looks like a homeless crackwhore who smells like piss and shit…

Here she is dressed up for Elton John’s Annual AIDS party for the Oscars

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As uneventful as Bella Thorne is, she’s consistently putting out slutty pics of her tits, that I assume she bought with her Disney Money after she turned 18 and decided to emancipate herself from her mother who prior to selling her to Disney, sold her off to various men, like her stepfather….securing that victim of abuse trauma we need to get pics like this all these years later.

She’s basically a shapeshifter who follows whatever is trendy and attaches herself to whatever is trendy because she’s got no soul or vision or creativity…and really who needs any of that when you can just rip off the instagram girls who are trying to get ahead, or to a place you’re at….when you’re already there.

So pull out the tits, do dances, whatever it takes to get that validation you need as a girl with Sex Appeal for the pervert men to comment vulgar things on….

From producing porn, to acting in movies, to being a social media retard in a Throuple, the only good thing about her is that her greasy mooch boyfriend with the long hair isn’t co starring in any of her pics anymore, she’s onto new dick.

What I am saying is that she’s pretty fucking lame, but when tits are involved, I can deal with that lameness and focus on the lameness that is my dick thanks to the drinking, over exposure to porn, diabetes, impotance, etc….

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Bella Thorne still out here with her tits out, because why not, what the fuck else is she supposed to do with her time.

It’s not like she got the fake tits to not showcase her tits, unless these are real tits, in which case, it’s not like she’s not going to show off her tits every chance she gets like nature intended for her….I mean it would be a waste if she didn’t sexualize herself like some basic instagram influencer or youtuber, that this idiot emulates despite being an actual working actress because she grew up in a fucking bubble, but had access to interet, where she watched the same people the other people of her generation watched and emulated, making them all the fucking same, with all the same dumb expressions, making her this weird hybrid influencer….who offsets the annoying with her tits, like most / all influencers.

Hard to hate her, except for the whole ginger thing, that’s easy to hate.

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Apparently there was a big UFC fight this weekend, I don’t pay attention to any of that, because half naked dude on half naked dude wrestling doesn’t appeal to me, but I guess it appeals to Bella Thorne, because she brought her tits out…for what I assume is her sugar daddy….who after extensive research turns out to be some Scrapyard Millionaire from Upstate New York who is besties with Dan Bilzarian. Fascinating how social media provides me with so much information I have no fucking need or interest in.

I am only here for the Bella Thorne tits and even those aren’t anything inspiring..

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