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2014

29

Jul

Adriana Lima and Christy Turlington in LOVE of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE managed to take two old timer, professional models…who if they were instagram whores would write “Published Model”, because both managed to crawl out of whatever tall girl awkwardness they grew up in and make millions…and turn them into silly looking clowns..

I do not understand what the hell is going on here, but I dare you to try to jerk off to the pics…it’s challenging…that I know for sure…but maybe I’m just desensitized and like my models naked…especially when I’ve seen both naked…

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2014

23

Jul

Adriana Lima and the List of Models for the Pirelli Calendar of the Day

Pirelli has been putting out these calendars every year for the last 100 years – that feature top models half naked posing with tires, shot by the top photographers – because tires and luxury fashion may not go hand in hand…but dudes who like tires like topless models…and models always look better when shot by good photographers…so it may not make that much sense, they are Italian…they don’t need to make sense..especially when they’ve proven to work…

That said, Pirelli’s 2015 Calendar will be shot by Steven Meisel.

Vanity Fair Italia, released the cast and crew of the Calendar – including Isabeli Fontana , Candice Huffine, Adriana Lima , Karen Elson, Gigi Hadid , Sasha Luss , Joan Smalls, Raquel Zimmermann and Natalia Vodianova . The theme of fetish with latex and corsets. Works for me..

I’ve stared at least all of those models topless for fashion at least once before…except Candice Huffine – she’s plus sized and we want none of that…

But I guess this is for a Calendar…an obsolete form of date tracking…it’s called a fucking iPhone..

Where’s the Pirelli calendar app? That’s what the people want…none of this hang on your garage nonsense…

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2014

16

Jun

Adriana Lima in a Bikini of the Day

Adriana Lima was in a bikini.

For those of you who don’t know…Adriana Lima has been a model for the last decade…prior to being a mom…in her 30s…

In those years of her modelling, she was in a bikini….

Meaning…her on the beac in a bikini is not hot or amazing, sure I’ll link you do them, but you’re better off googling her at her prime to really take in what she is…and what she was…


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Seeing her in a bikini now, while at home in brazil for the Worldcup, seems kind of like a waste of fucking time…


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But I gotta bring the bikinis to the people…it’s my shitty duty…


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2014

06

Jun

Adriana Lima Nipples for VOGUE of the Day

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Adriana Lima Nipples for VOGUE of the Day

Adriana Lima may be old. She may be tired. She may be a mom with a battered vagina.

She may be an annoying Jesus freak who claimed to be a virgin who should have waited to make those babies…but she’s also a heathen harlot who gets half naked for money. That Jesus doesn’t approve of but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it.

She’s recently divorced, also a sin that Jesus doesn’t approve of, but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it.

Now she’s showing her nipples in Vogue, another a sin that Jesus doesn’t approve of, but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

14

May

Adriana Lima for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Adriana Lima is in Vogue Turkey…and she’s looking alright considering she’s pushing 35, has a bunch of kids and is going through a divorce…which I find interesting only because there was a time she was said to be a virgin, because she was Catholic…which was hard to believe since 99 percent of girls who are famous fucked their way there…but then when she got knocked up and kept both of them, I figured ok, maybe she is Catholic, normal models at their prime get abortions…but now a Divorce…the pope doesn’t like those…those are the gay marriage of the 1600s or some shit…

Either way, I guess everything about her is a hypocritical hustle, she gets paid to be half naked…that’s against the church’s will…and I guess she cleans up alright, even when these pictures aren’t quite as graceful as when she slams her head:

But they still good…

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2014

23

Apr

Adriana Lima for Vogue Spain of the Day

Adriana Lima was in Vogue Spain…all wet and Athletic because she’a good Catholic girl like that, you know the kind who produces soft core erotica for people to jerk off to for a fucking decade, but who can’t use contraception or get an abortion after not using contraception like a normal person…so seeing her mom body in Vogue Spain is still hot, but comes with way too much baggage and historical hatred to really fully appreciate…

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2014

28

Mar

Adriana Lima Topless with No Nipples of the Day

Adriana Lima is still kind of alight to look at in her modelling topless…I mean I guess even a 300 pound circus clown would be alright to look at topless, it’s the internet, we’re on here to look at random train wrecks to get us through our boring lives, and a Brazlian supermodel…even when old and a mom…is still as good as any Cat meme…

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2014

13

Feb

Adriana Lima for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Last week, or maybe it was this week, I posted ON ADRIANA LIMA …comparing her to getting off to lactating “hand expression” videos of girls milking themselves on Youtube.

You know the mom, with the mom body, pulling out her mom tits, pretending it’s for a higher purpose like feeding her kid and defending her rights as a mother, when she’s obviously doing it in the Starbucks for me to get turned on…I mean why else would she be staring at me staring at her when she does it…

But the fact is that despite being a mom of multiples, and a model who’s in her 30s, which might as well be 100, this Adriana Lima still gets paid…and when photoshoopped enough to look tanned and toned…shit’s pretty ok to look at…because unlike the stretch mark vagina I was sexting last night…this vagina doesn’t need to be intact after her natural child birth when the rest of her is…for pictures like this…

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2014

07

Feb

Adriana Lima for March’s Vogue Japan of the Day

Seeing models, like Adriana Lima, who were hot young babes a decade ago…but way past their prime, yet still hanging o because they still get work…even when there are way younger models willing to be way more exciting than this…but they just don’t have the brand name behind them…reminds me of watching moms lactating in the coffee shop…

The glory days are over…the industry needs to realize…and here are the pics…

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