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2014

28

Mar

Adriana Lima Topless with No Nipples of the Day

Adriana Lima is still kind of alight to look at in her modelling topless…I mean I guess even a 300 pound circus clown would be alright to look at topless, it’s the internet, we’re on here to look at random train wrecks to get us through our boring lives, and a Brazlian supermodel…even when old and a mom…is still as good as any Cat meme…

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2014

13

Feb

Adriana Lima for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Last week, or maybe it was this week, I posted ON ADRIANA LIMA …comparing her to getting off to lactating “hand expression” videos of girls milking themselves on Youtube.

You know the mom, with the mom body, pulling out her mom tits, pretending it’s for a higher purpose like feeding her kid and defending her rights as a mother, when she’s obviously doing it in the Starbucks for me to get turned on…I mean why else would she be staring at me staring at her when she does it…

But the fact is that despite being a mom of multiples, and a model who’s in her 30s, which might as well be 100, this Adriana Lima still gets paid…and when photoshoopped enough to look tanned and toned…shit’s pretty ok to look at…because unlike the stretch mark vagina I was sexting last night…this vagina doesn’t need to be intact after her natural child birth when the rest of her is…for pictures like this…

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2014

07

Feb

Adriana Lima for March’s Vogue Japan of the Day

Seeing models, like Adriana Lima, who were hot young babes a decade ago…but way past their prime, yet still hanging o because they still get work…even when there are way younger models willing to be way more exciting than this…but they just don’t have the brand name behind them…reminds me of watching moms lactating in the coffee shop…

The glory days are over…the industry needs to realize…and here are the pics…

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2014

05

Feb

Trying to Look Up Adriana Lima’s Skirt of the Day

These pictures are from earlier in the month, when Adriana Lima was at some Turkish fashion event that I assume wasn’t for the Muslim crowd in Turkey, seeing as she was wearing a short skirt, showing off her legs, and even a little glimpse of what may or may not be her mom pussy that she kept a virgin, until she decided it was time to shit out a bunch of kids while also shitting on her career, but more importantly on her hot under 30 year old body, that if it wasn’t Catholic had a good decade of good left in her, proving yet again how religion fucks everything up…

That said, I like to pretend I am looking or her virginity…up on some Virgin Mary hustle…because that is the foundation of religion…up skirt pics..

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2014

24

Jan

Adriana Lima for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

I am going to assume that this is an old shoot of underwear model Adriana Lima…because she’s looking long, lean and toned…and her religious ass, has had a bunch of babies and usually looks more bloated than this…in a trying to maximize and live out her contract…but struggling to pull it off…all thanks to her love of God and Catholicism, that she believes god sent her those babies, even though the rest of us know it’s just natural science, and instead of aborting it thanks to modern science, she kept it, aging her and making her look more bloated than this 99 percent of the time….but today, for Harper’s Bazaar Spain…she looks good.

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2014

20

Jan

Adriana Lima Doing a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Model Adriana Lima…who should probably retire but that would mean she’s accepted being old and washed up, something I Feel like these models have a hard time doing, because they spent so many years being rejected on their way up to the top, that once they made it to the top, they finally felt appreciated, loved and hot…and letting that end, not only will mean less money for the Christian who claimed she was a virgin, at least vaginal virgin, before having a bunch of kids…but it will also mean she doesn’t matter any more…so here’s what was once the hottest of the models…not quite as hot…in a bikini shooting for her main/only client…and after staring at the pics for a creepy amount of time…all I gotta say is she’s good enough.

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2013

04

Dec

Adriana Lima’s Nipple in a Wet White Shirt of the Day

OMG! A model who has made her career being half naked…and even naked sometimes…I’m talking titties for fashion back from before she was a mom..gets into a wet t-shirt for a photoshoot and people actually care..even though she’s 100 years old in model years…and seeing her pull this wet t-shirt thing off like a college girl…only old as fuck…is…fuck it…fuck it all to hell…it’s hot..I’ll give into this one…fuck you for winning wet white t-shirt fetish….I can’t be a hater at all times…sometimes even the most evil, soulless pricks need to love……

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2013

30

Oct

Adriana Lima is Not Too Old for Numero of the Day


Adriana Lima proves that even after a girl turns 100 years old in model years, which is around 30 in regular human years, her superior genetics allow her to be someone who despite having babies, and likely a mangled, shredded vagina, to be someone I will look at in lingerie photoshoots, and who magazines will pay to be in lingerie, even though she’s well past her prime, because being past her prime is actually, still hotter than everyday girls…trying to figure that one out is easier when staring at her catholic mom in lingerie for Jesus pics in Decemebrer’s Numero….she’s amazing.

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2013

17

Jul

Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day


Here are some catalog shots of Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret that are photoshopped to shit and shot in a way that doesn’t make her look like an old fat mom of 12. I guess she’s one of their big names and sells a lot of product for them and they are not ready to put her on the back burner of their roster and just have her show up to reunion tour events just yet, because they stupidly locked her into a 10 year contract they can’t get out of, without realizing that by 30, she’d look more like she’s 45, that never happens to models, they took a gamble, but at least the corrupt billion dollar company is doin the best they can with what they have….I guess.

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2013

14

Jun

Adriana Lima For Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Thanks to the photoshop and the team of experts at Victoria’s Secret, they have made Adriana Lima, despite being 100 fucking years old, and mom, look the looks the fucking same as she has in every other shoot she’s done for them, like these are possibly from their archive that they are keeping around for contract purposes, or maybe they are new, based on the fact that they crop her from the ravaged mom stomach up…

I mean they’ve also made her look like every single other Victoria’s Secret shoot, their shit is getting old and tired like Lima, and every catalog is starting to feel like an old pussy you keep fucking cuz it is there….which isn’t a good thing…but here are the pics anyway..


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2013

09

May

Adriana Lima’s Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Mom Adriana Lima is modeling for Victoria’s Secret, because why the fuck not, they pay her a lot of money, she’s contractually obliged and as long as it’s from this angle, no one sees the remnants of the natural disaster that happened to her pussy and stomach thanks to child birth….and despite hating moms and everything that comes with them…despite being a stepfather…I can always appreciate good ass in a small bikini…It’s my theme song…and she’s lookin’ good enough for me.


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2013

07

May

Adriana Lima and Dourtzen Kroes for the Victoria’s Secret May Catalog of the Day

Here are two Victoria’s Secret moms, because I guess they encourage fertility at head office, despite how hard babies ruin a bitch, which is weird, you’d think if you owned a bikini company with bikini models, you’d probably not even want these girls to get their periods for fear of ruining the suits, but I guess once you import them and give them their paperwork, they are free to breed if you want, even if it should be stipulated in contract that they can’t, even if they are the genetically superior woman, far better than the ones I see in the park, who don’t bounce back from this pregnancy thing…

One is Doutzen Kroes, who shows her baby making stomach that is ripped, the other Adriana Lima who doesn’t. Both totally interchangeable, in terms of poses and outfits, because Victoria’s Secret catalogs are the fucking worst.

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2013

25

Apr

Adriana Lima Bending Over in a Bikini of the Day

From this angle, I think I see see the path of destruction Adriana Lima’s kid left when ravaging her vagina and leaving it a mangled mess, along with the rest of her body, that has had a hard time bouncing back from, but that at 30 doesn’t need to bounce back from because she’s Adriana Lima and even at 40% of what she was, is still better than where you’re sticking your dick, especially if you’re like me, and sticking your dick into a pile of dog shit, because it’s so warm, accessible and reminds me of anal.


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2013

19

Apr

Adriana Lima in Boring Victoria’s Secret Underwear Pics of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret in terms of the evil corporate brand, the shitty product offering, the played out, repetitive creative direction of their photoshoots, but I like their choice in models, even when old an fat, and moms cuz like a good Catholic, they don’t use condoms, but then again who really does.

My love for model, carries through into my everyday life. I only talk to tall skinny girls. And the good thing about tall skinny girls, other than them not being fat, is the likelihood that they have done some level of modeling – usually low level because let’s face it they are talking to me. And the nice thing about low level modeling, is that it means titty pics from photoshoots and the nice thing about the internet, and being this good at the internet, you know cuz I work it daily, is that I can easily find that shit…I just need a name.

I mean I guess I could just try to sleep with them, instead of stalking them on the internet, for nude pics, but that requires work and I hate work, if I liked worked, I probably would have a job other than stalking pics of babes that I don’t get paid to do….like these pics of Adriana Lima….

I’m glad we took this journey together.

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2013

11

Apr

Adriana Lima Topless for Esquire of the Day

I don’t know if these pics of Adriana Lima are new or old. You know post pregnancy ravaged vagina or pre-pregnancy ravaged vagina, I just know they are doing the rounds, and unlike her bloated Victoria’s Secret look she’s had the last year they’ve shot pics of her, she’s looking hot. But maybe I am just blinded by the tits and the memory of an Adriana Lima that was, before Catholicism and the whole “God’s Will To Get Pregnant instead of birth control” shit ruined her….that Catholic church from raping boys to raping south American girls’ bodies through their fabricated rules makes me wonder if there really is a god, and I’m thinking if there is, it may be found burying my face in Lima’s Asshole….I hear it smells like heaven….

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