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2014

25

Aug

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Vagina Flash of the Day

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is the kind of low level socialite train wreck who is well into her 30s and not entirely cute in her drunken club event party slut hustle…she’s a bit of a depressing train wreck you want to feel sorry for when you find her passed out in the backseat of the towncar you’ve been hired to drive….before fingering her, because girls like her don’t wear panties, panties ruin vagina flashing photo opportunities…

But what I do like about her is that in giving a fuck and wanting celebrity so bad…she’s failed so much that she doesn’t seem to care anymore…and this pussy flash may not be intentional for attention at all, but rather just because she’s broken, but then again all girls who want to be famous are broken, and there’s something pretty magical about that….something I call Labia.

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2014

09

Apr

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Attention Seeking Pussy Flash of the Day

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is a nobody…

She’s been FLASHING HER ASS AND TITS to the world since 2007 and no one fucking cares…but I am a fan of pussy, and the girls who have no problem showing their pussies, whether in private, or public, so long as I see it, or pictures of it, because I am a fan of pussy…

So today, even if she’s already flashed her pussy, Aisleyne is officially a someone…sure this should be her on a porn set, or even her 7 years ago, but at least she’s persistent in her attempts, most people would have just thrown in the towel and put some pants on, but this bitch, she’s decided to take her pants off and get to work…and there’s something beautiful about that…and that something is LABIA!!!

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2013

12

Jan

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Panty Upskirt of the day

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace, a character you probably don’t know and who I only know because I run this stupid site, is a prime example of someone who has fallen off pretty fucking fast…because there was a time…in the mid 2000s where her fake tits and antics…were kinda attractive…but then she turned 30…and now she’s pushing 35…and she’s all fat and haggard…cuz that’s what the party life after being on Big Brother UK does to a girl….that or the simple fact that girls from the UK aren’t hot…with their pasty skin, dumpy asses, bad diets, and shitty tit jobs….

Well she’s still flashing panties like it matters….and I guess it does matter….because I am posting it…even if it is a tribute to what was…

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2008

29

Oct

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is a Busted Up Party Slut of the Day

Her name is Aisleyne Horgan Wallace and you’ve probably never heard of her, but I have. She’s some rich kid socialite from the UK, who has some important stepfather, who wanted to get a career of her own as a model, actress, Paris Hilton, so she signed up to some reality show, and showed off her ability to have pretty much no self respect while craving a lot of male attention. She’s showed up to events with her tits out, her underwear showing, and has done all she can to have people talk about her, her fake tits and heer used up pussy.

The truth is that she’s a pig faced waste of fucking space, but like all party sluts with the same self worth, she’s managed to show off her ass and fake titties again, it’s pretty much the core of her person and the only reason she gets work, and I’m going to support that, in hopes that one day we’ll meet and she’ll be nice enough to support me for being part of her quest to draw attention to herself. I am not very expensive, I just want out of this hell that I am living.

On a side note, there is a trendy club here, that I have managed to work my way into a couple of times with friends who knew people, not that getting into any club in this city is hard, everyone is relatively broke and useless, and the city is small enough to know a couple of key people, but that’s not the point, the point is that it has a similar balcony that looks over the dance floor and when I saw it for the first time, I thought i was in heaven. I looked up to the Gods while totally wasted and lookin back at me was young girls in short skirts wearing all different kinds of panties, some weren’t wearing panties at all, and as pussy, ass and thongs were being showered over me, I felt like I was in heaven, taking it all in, until a bouncer grabbed me and escorted me out for being a creep, never to be allowed back in again with nothing but memories to remember that glorious days, memories that are unfortunately sparked by this ugly slag.

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2008

10

Jun

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace in Some Topless Bikini Pictures of the Day

This Aisleyne Horgan Wallace chick is pretty much good for one thing and that’s taking off her shirt every chance she gets to show off her fake tits that she bought herself with her trust fund money because it makes for a better investment for a slut than something useless like college. She’s from the UK and envious of all those glamour models out there and is doing all she can to get coverage and you know, I got little else to do with my time than to post this shit for you since I’ve been following her amazingly life changing career of taking off her shirt and flashing her pussy and panties for a pretty long time and I guess this is just another one of her accomplishments, like the time I won employee of the year for this site, it’s something I will definitely put on my resume, even though I have to admit the judges were a little bias since they were me.

Either way, I don’t know who is who in these pics, I just see a couple sluts, and sometimes that’s good enough and names just become irrelevant.

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2007

02

May

I am – Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Bikini Pics of the Day

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These pictures aren’t much of a surprise, this girl is a total fucking whore who likes to get attention by getting naked in public. I don’t really know any girls like this and if I did, I’d probably hang out with her everyday even after it got fucking old because I can never really get bored of seeing the same drunken bitch flashing her cunt to the world.

The positive thing about this girl is that she’s pretty fucking authentic. She takes her slutty club girl way to the beach with her by rocking a bikini that is way too small for her and I guess it would be pretty homo of me to dis her for that. I think she should just keep doing what she’s doing, despite how predictable it is because it can never really get that boring….

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2007

12

Apr

I am – Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Flashing While Out of the Day

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I spoke too soon. Once a slut always a slut. This bitch can’t get through a day without showing off her tits or box. I don’t really have much more to say about this, because I already wrote a post on these pictures here and I can only get inspired once and these tits aren’t doing it for me right now but I would be an asshole not to post them.

On a side note, not showering for 6 days in preparation of hitting the streets to panhandle has lead to a rash on my back, so if you’re reading this and taking my entrepreneurial lead in tax free money making, you may want to re-consider the approach.

Based on this slag’s herpes ridden chin, I can only assume slamming her raw dog would lead to a similar rash on your dick, but that’s an obvious joke that I shouldn’t have bothered writting. Lucky for you I don’t edit myself so you just got a taste of me sucking. It happens.

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2007

11

Apr

I am – Aisleyne Horgan Wallace's Classy Outfit of the Day

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This girl may be known for being on Big Brother, but I know her as the slut who flashes her junk every chance she gets except for today, because this whore outfit is actually covering her up more than her normal upskirts and nip slip outfits she usually wears. I guess that sucks for you, but if I’d were you I’d shift my focus to actual aspects of your life that need work and not dwell on some half famous slut not exposing herself as a reason to ruin your day….

I went on a walk to the bank today because I am trying to find a way to pay for the server and figured I’d ask them for a credit card. I got stuck behind two rich mother’s talking about their kids. They were definitely not friends, but knew each other because their kids went to the same school. They were talking about a recent family tree project they had to do over the holidays and one mother was trying to put the other mother by politely saying that her kids were nothing because they didn’t add birth dates to the family tree.

I just realized how boring my story was, I was going to write about how girls who dress like sluts are usually bad in bed but when watching them politely go for each other’s throats, by attacking each other’s kids politely with a smile, thinking to themselves that the other one is a total cunt with an ugly baby, I started laughing and I never laugh. You have to be a pretty bored rich house wife to waste your fucking time fighting about family trees and school projects. I know that that meeting will lead to a discussion at dinner in both houses dissing each other to their families because that’s all he excitement they had seen for the day.

Braggin about how great your kids are is fine, I guess, but I’d rather see the whole process of them getting knocked up, but that’s just because I am a pervert and like watching people have sex, something that we will all see Aisleyne Horgan Wallace do in the next few years.

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2007

11

Apr

I am – Aisleyne Horgan Wallace’s Classy Outfit of the Day

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This girl may be known for being on Big Brother, but I know her as the slut who flashes her junk every chance she gets except for today, because this whore outfit is actually covering her up more than her normal upskirts and nip slip outfits she usually wears. I guess that sucks for you, but if I’d were you I’d shift my focus to actual aspects of your life that need work and not dwell on some half famous slut not exposing herself as a reason to ruin your day….

I went on a walk to the bank today because I am trying to find a way to pay for the server and figured I’d ask them for a credit card. I got stuck behind two rich mother’s talking about their kids. They were definitely not friends, but knew each other because their kids went to the same school. They were talking about a recent family tree project they had to do over the holidays and one mother was trying to put the other mother by politely saying that her kids were nothing because they didn’t add birth dates to the family tree.

I just realized how boring my story was, I was going to write about how girls who dress like sluts are usually bad in bed but when watching them politely go for each other’s throats, by attacking each other’s kids politely with a smile, thinking to themselves that the other one is a total cunt with an ugly baby, I started laughing and I never laugh. You have to be a pretty bored rich house wife to waste your fucking time fighting about family trees and school projects. I know that that meeting will lead to a discussion at dinner in both houses dissing each other to their families because that’s all he excitement they had seen for the day.

Braggin about how great your kids are is fine, I guess, but I’d rather see the whole process of them getting knocked up, but that’s just because I am a pervert and like watching people have sex, something that we will all see Aisleyne Horgan Wallace do in the next few years.

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