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2014

05

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Vogue Brazil Nudity of the Day

I feel like I’ve seen this Alessandra Ambrosio picture and that’s perfectly ok…because she’s a naked mom model who looks better than most naked non moms…and the older we all get…as the girls we grew up wanting to fuck start getting knocked up…it’s a real life issue…unless you’re like me and just focus on new pussy…because the nice thing about humanity, the only really nice thing about humanity, is that there’s always gonna be new pussy.

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2014

25

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Got Great Cleavage of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio brought out to some event…

That’s that matters…

Just letting you guys know her whereabouts…

In case you were wondering what the old timer Victoria’s Secret girls get up to in their spare time…

I mean…that dress..is ridiculous…sponsored by Victoria’s Secret cleavage enhancing….unless it’s breast implants…that would make all those VS campaigns a lie….

It doesn’t matter…stop being a pervert…

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2014

31

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s is Topless in Love Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio posted this topless picture on twitter promoting an upcoming issue of LOVE MAGAZINE …that she claims is going to redefine the beach babe shoot…which is pretty much saying a lot considering she’s a beach model who has been beach modelling and making more than other beach models for the beach modelling…but then again English isn’t her language and maybe she’s just trying to say “Anything is better than those Victoria’s Secret bastards who won’t let me escape their contract”…you know a coded cry for help…that we are all ignoring because we are blinded by her naked back and strategic toplessness…

Either way….a hostage to a billion dollar brand or not…she’s good.

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2014

03

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in an Artistic Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is getting all artistic in her bikini selfies for instagram….running them through filters hard even though they are hardly selfies but rather over produced nonsense shot by what is probably professional photographer fans and run through the team at Victoria’s Secret quality control department before posting it – because she is owned by them and everything you see in social media is a fucking lie….a lie designed for fans to feel like they can connect with her on whatever level this is….

I just think it’s too bad she cropped out her pussy definition, which happens to be my favorite part of any bikini….

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2013

20

Dec

Irina Shayk in the Hottest X-Mas Video Ever of the Day

Irina Shayk is the Russian bride model who did it right. She didn’t marry some loser divorced fat american for her papers, she went for the money and fame, and used it to leverage a model career that has probably given a lot of boners because she’s fucking perfect…especially in the is Holiday video, even though Russians don’t celebrate Holidays, that shit’s not communist…but being hot as fuck and performing perfectly is…and that’s just what this girl does…I mean that accent…fucking genius….

If that’s not good enough for you, you’ve got issues but here’s Alessandra Ambrosio not pulling it off quite as well – but still worth looking’ at.

Thanks Love Magazine for consistently killin’ it with your holiday advent calendar filled with top models…

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2013

13

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Big Cleavage for AmFAR of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio went to an AIDS charity event showing off some tits…tits that may inspire you to go and hire a discount hooker to fuck to get AIDS of your own…to both get off and hope one day she comes through your hotel room on her charity tour…or maybe, she’s just into the amFAR AIDS charity because it is one of the it events to be at every year, but I like to think it has more to do with Brazil being the source of a lot of AIDS in the world…those damn trannie pros with their anal tears…ruining it for everyone…

Either way, cleavage may not be as exciting as it was 20 years ago, we’re the mouth rape generation, but it’s still good enough to look at…

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2013

13

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio for The Edit of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is a bikini model, so these pics of her modelling bikinis in The Edit may be shocking to you.

This is like Kim K releasing another sex tape, or Beyonce giving away an album because no one would ever by her shit, she’s got a lot of money, coupled with her thinking she’s a patron saint sent to rule the world with song, thanks to an ego that’s been fed more than her fried chicken ass and all the publicity upside it comes with….

Only the bikini model version, which is a lot better than shitty self righteous bottom feeding cunts, because because bikinis models are angels sent from heaven…and Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the leaders…

She also leads in mom here to show other moms they are fat and lazy and that their banding together to perpetuate a lie that it’s ok to have pregnancy weight is in fact not ok…and I like that about her…

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2013

04

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s today’s philosophical question:

If a bikini model, who makes millions of dollars, puts on a bikini in her spare time, does she make a sound?

I’m going with yes, she totally makes a sound and I don’t mean the sound of her mom pussy flapping in the wind now that her labia aren’t taped down like they are in her pro shoots, I am talking a multi million dollar making body half naked….for free…this is like when hookers get too beat up to collect pay only without all the negative energy….

Yes, I just said that.

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2013

19

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio is in a Bikini of the Day

In case you were wondering where Alessandra Ambrosio was, and I know you were, because you are weird and you wonder about these bitches when you’re not masturbating to them, since your life fucking sucks…She’s in Greece and that doesn’t mean she does it Greek, but having a couple kids probably means she does, because even the biggest vagina misses the tightness their wife once had before making the stupid decision to have kids…a vagina that is luckily wrapped up in her bikini so we can focus on her amazing baby momma recover…rather than that fleshy womb hanging halfway down her thigh, as most mom pussies work….

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