This is probably the most interesting thing you will see today. Not because you care about Amanda Bynes, I mean maybe you do, people seem to like her demise, but I find the whole thing exhausting, even depressing, and a perfectly good waste of a girl who should be in porn because she’s on that level of crazy.
That said, she got in trouble for shoplifting, and here’s the behind the scenes footage of her dancing like a maniac, humping the security guard and being an all around good time…
I don’t know, maybe I deal with crazy girls, maybe life is boring and needs more of this, because all I see is someone having fun…while all you uptight twats stare and judge…who’s the real fucking loser now…maybe the key to life is to shake your ass and dance your way through it.
Amanda Bynes Lives, at least that’s what these bikini pics that focus on her ass are telling me. She posted them to celebrate her birthday and I guess let her fans know that she’s ok, but that she’s still hip hop and rockin’ some ghetto booty, no matter how hard they institutionalize her.
I am a fan of her work, and this kind of comeback tour, because sometimes a girl showing her ass to her people, whether she’s a train wreck for attention or not, is a beautiful thing.
Everything Amanda Bynes Does is porn to me…from walking her dog to raging…to faking a drug addiction to justify her amazing actions in efforts to get work again and redeem herself as a person…it’s all amazing…sure I like it better when she’s showing off her implants…or smearing feces on her face like war paint…for the war that is running through NYC hopped up on crazy…but this works for me too…cuz I am all about Amanda Bynes… just remember boys and girls…Rehab Ruins Fun…Sobriety makes for horrible fucking people…but broken enough to trick into sex.
I love Amanda Bynes…who you may remember as being the girl thrown into rehab to get out of going to jail while attempting to salvage a career and public image…even if her freakout behavior was the best thing she could have done for her irrelevant self…you know get into the mind of the public, make them believe while showing off some implants, and in turn going to rehab and coming out a new person…
I think she’s fucking fantastic and I am happy to stare at her ass…now that she’s released from rehab and capable of being back to her old self…but luckily she’s still trapped in the prison that is her mind…so good things are to come…literally.
So this is some secuirty video that was sold to TMZ that features a wig wearing Bynes scrambling around a liquor store to try to save her dogs that she accidentally caught on fire when she built a fire using gas in some parking lot, before being sent to hospital for being certifiable.
I still think it’s an act, and act I would love to have sex with, because she is both fun and hot and would seem to keep things exciting, despite being a dog killer….or negligent dog owner….
I am a fan and believe that her and Lohan will both win Oscars.
The things I would do to Amanda Bynes’ crazy girl grill…are pretty dirty…and similar to this pic, THAT IS NOT AMANDA BYNES SUCKING SOME DICK …but that is going around pretending to be Amanda Bynes…because the internet may be all I know, but it is also a fucking liar….only my GRILL fantasy would involve a whole lot less Amanda Bynes, but the same amount of rubbing my dick on her mouth piece without her knowing, so that she goes around all her crazy day with my dick smear in her mouth, without knowing my dick smear is in her mouth, I’m subtle with my face-rape like that.
It’s good to know she’s got 10k to spend on really useful things, and more importantly, that she’s pretty in person…..
Amanda Bynes is my favorite. I think she’s an amazing angel sent from heaven to make a mockery of the tabloids by giving them easy to digest content, you know, something to talk about, so middle America can act all shocked about her demise, when really it is all crafted and created with a master plan of amazing…and even if she is falling off the rails and actually crazy thanks to being raised in Hollywood it is fun to watch, especially when she’s at a trampoline center practicing her jumping in a wig, but let’s face it, that’s always fun, whether Bynes is involved or not…
Now all I need to do is figure out how to get her pregnant, or at least have her practice her jumping on my dick or face…or anything that can be used against her vagina.
Here’s some TMZ video of her pretending she doesn’t know where she is.
Or maybe you’re more into videos of a dudes jerking off on a pics of her….in the weirdest fetish ever. CLICK HERE (NSFW)
Hollywood is filled with suck up bitches. The whole industry is about sucking dick and smiling through it even if you don’t like sucking dick. It’s all part of getting ahead while giving head so that your head isn’t blacklisted from the elite group of losers the public think are more important or cooler than they actually are….
These are the most fake people around. They are rich and famous living life of glamour for being fucking liars….
They are -despite what they want us to think and despite what all evidence points to….still human and despite the smiles on their plastic robot faces. they actually hate each other, resent each other and are jealous of each other and talk shit about each other. Just not publicly. Cuz they are pussies.
So it is refreshing to see Amanda Bynes, my favorite little childstar, make what some would consider INSANE statements about Rihanna, but that I consider comedic. Because I have no soul. I am not convinced Rihanna was beat by Chris Brown and think it was all a PR lie and I Don’t know maybe he did beat her cuz she’s ugly, at least ugly on the inside.
Now, I may find Rihanna hot but that’s more to do with her hooker roots and all the exhibitionism….I am blinded by her whore behavior ..but that doesn’t mean Chris brown didn’t beat her because she wasn’t ugly.
I think Amanda Bynes calling her out, is all part of why I love me some Amanda Bynes. She’s amazing and unlike everyone else in Hollywood, doesn’t give a fuck, and that turns me on.
Here is Rihanna’s weak comeback, but I mean you’d expect it to be weak, since she dropped out of school at 10 to be a hooker you see today!
Update – Amanda Bynes deleted her posts. I hate people who backtrack. But I’m still on Team Bynes.
The highlight of the day is the Amanda Bynes getting arrested wearing a ridiculous wig and heading to court wearing the same ridiculous wig because of something so ridiculous like throwing a bong out the window in what is hardly a crime, especially not in New York City, where hookers and drug dealers are thrown out windows on the daily, but that is a crime when a PR team are crafting a storyline to get attention to lead up to a reality show by having her act as outrageous as possible, you know since it is more wholesome of an approach than a sex tape, and still gets the public interested in her enough to replenish her and her families funds….
Her parents are even participating in the whole thing saying she used to hear voices and think there were tracking devices in the smoke alarms because at a young age the only people she trusted robbed her of her freedom making her paranoid about everything….or more importantly…cuz they want this story to go viral because it will make everyone a lot of money….
I just don’t buy this act. Everything is a lie.
What I do believe is that she’s a glorious angel sent from heaven, and there is nothing more that I’d like than to save her and her broken soul, that we can blame the entertainment industry for….through love and anal sex, and the last 6 months, I’ve been trying to get her to notice me, and interact with me, to pave the way for our glorious union, but she just ignores me….but I won’t let that stop me…true love will conquer all….I just hope she doesn’t accidentally die in the making of this bullshit story, you know getting carried away with the act because that would make me eating her out a whole new level of gross, you know with her being dead and all that dirt from digging her up…and all….
All this to say…Amanda Bynes, Be my child bride….or at least let me pay you 5,000 dollars to host a stepfather party in my basement…
I am going to assume that this is a viral video prank and not Amanda Bynes at all, but real or fake, it’s an inspiring way to start your hungover, depressing, lonely, Saturday filled with regrets asking here it all went wrong, or more likely, why you just fucked that fat chick and how are you going to get her out of the house…fun.
Yesterday she gave us the bra. Today we get the “forearm” bra. All this selfie erotic is giving me spontaneous boners that both humiliate and excite me.
Most people have no idea who Amanda Bynes is, I mean if I tried to talk to one of my drunk friends, he’d have no idea what I was talking about, but the tabloids are eating her up and loving every second of her fake demise, a demise that even if was real is not a demise, but in fact a rise to the top, filled with her big titties, skinny body and long child star legs. Slutty exhibitionist behavior from all kinds of girls is the shit I live for.
I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life.
10 minutes ago she started a cat fight with Jenny McCarthy, because Jenny McCarthy is a cyber bully who is old as fuck and doesn’t mind her own business or know what she’s talking about, and that too got me excited.
Then Amanda Bynes canceled it out, retracted it by saying it was a joke…in a “no offense” situation….I like thouse.
This whole Amanda Bynes thing brings me hope that we aren’t that doomed and real people still exist who don’t mind stirring up the pot…with topless pics.
I have very little to say about Amanda Bynes. Other than I love her. Even when everyone else is saturating the topic, you know getting in the way of my love, by trying to understand this child star who went off the deep end, because that’s what the celeb media does, which is coincidentally exactly what she wanted.
It’s like she’s fit, she’s busty, she’s got long legs and the people don’t want anything to do with her, they don’t give her work and they don’t track her every move, which I’m sure to her made no sense, so with her team of hired people she decided to cause scandals, make them think you’re crazy and at least get them talking, knowing exactly what she’s doing, and really it’s been the best thing for her career.
People are bored, people like crazy.
This installment of bra flash, big titty selfie, in her scripted breakdown into crazy, is my kind of crazy. It is the gateway to more exhibitionism, which is really what the people want, and by people I mean me, because none of you fuckers matter, you’re just getting in the way of my connection with Amanda Bynes.
I usually prefer when girls go to the gym dressed in booty shorts and a shorts bra, you know to really not let any clothing get in the way of their deep fucking squats, so that after they are sweating and digusting, I can pretty much make out their entire vagina and ass definition, because you know what it turns me the fuck on. Almost enough to join a gym, but that would be crazy.
Amanda Bynes, despite her level of awesome, doing her Andy Kaufman crazy fuck with the public through twitter because they talk about her, would do better if her gym clothes were a lot less Muslim. I mean shit, she looks like this OCD woman who I see walking around my apartment who wears 8 layers of clothes, a hood, a scarf to cover her face, gloves, like she’s Michael Jackson and allergic to the sun, and they’re very little erotic in that.
I mean Bynes has a body that needs to be more scandalous, but I’ll still try jerking off to these, you know to challenge my jerking off skills, next leveling it.