I am going to assume that this is a viral video prank and not Amanda Bynes at all, but real or fake, it’s an inspiring way to start your hungover, depressing, lonely, Saturday filled with regrets asking here it all went wrong, or more likely, why you just fucked that fat chick and how are you going to get her out of the house…fun.

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Yesterday she gave us the bra. Today we get the “forearm” bra. All this selfie erotic is giving me spontaneous boners that both humiliate and excite me.

Most people have no idea who Amanda Bynes is, I mean if I tried to talk to one of my drunk friends, he’d have no idea what I was talking about, but the tabloids are eating her up and loving every second of her fake demise, a demise that even if was real is not a demise, but in fact a rise to the top, filled with her big titties, skinny body and long child star legs. Slutty exhibitionist behavior from all kinds of girls is the shit I live for.

I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life.

10 minutes ago she started a cat fight with Jenny McCarthy, because Jenny McCarthy is a cyber bully who is old as fuck and doesn’t mind her own business or know what she’s talking about, and that too got me excited.

Then Amanda Bynes canceled it out, retracted it by saying it was a joke…in a “no offense” situation….I like thouse.

This whole Amanda Bynes thing brings me hope that we aren’t that doomed and real people still exist who don’t mind stirring up the pot…with topless pics.

I think I’m in love. I need to K-Fed her. Now.

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I have very little to say about Amanda Bynes. Other than I love her. Even when everyone else is saturating the topic, you know getting in the way of my love, by trying to understand this child star who went off the deep end, because that’s what the celeb media does, which is coincidentally exactly what she wanted.

It’s like she’s fit, she’s busty, she’s got long legs and the people don’t want anything to do with her, they don’t give her work and they don’t track her every move, which I’m sure to her made no sense, so with her team of hired people she decided to cause scandals, make them think you’re crazy and at least get them talking, knowing exactly what she’s doing, and really it’s been the best thing for her career.

People are bored, people like crazy.

This installment of bra flash, big titty selfie, in her scripted breakdown into crazy, is my kind of crazy. It is the gateway to more exhibitionism, which is really what the people want, and by people I mean me, because none of you fuckers matter, you’re just getting in the way of my connection with Amanda Bynes.

Amanda Bynes. She’s amazing.

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Amanda Bynes. She’s amazing.

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I usually prefer when girls go to the gym dressed in booty shorts and a shorts bra, you know to really not let any clothing get in the way of their deep fucking squats, so that after they are sweating and digusting, I can pretty much make out their entire vagina and ass definition, because you know what it turns me the fuck on. Almost enough to join a gym, but that would be crazy.

Amanda Bynes, despite her level of awesome, doing her Andy Kaufman crazy fuck with the public through twitter because they talk about her, would do better if her gym clothes were a lot less Muslim. I mean shit, she looks like this OCD woman who I see walking around my apartment who wears 8 layers of clothes, a hood, a scarf to cover her face, gloves, like she’s Michael Jackson and allergic to the sun, and they’re very little erotic in that.

I mean Bynes has a body that needs to be more scandalous, but I’ll still try jerking off to these, you know to challenge my jerking off skills, next leveling it.

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I like that everyone is buying into Amanda Bynes’ cry for attention, because that is exactly what she wants you to do. No one noticed her before, now she’s a fucking internet meme that has gone viral, that everyone, the very same people who didn’t give a fuck about her before, are tracking her every move, because people, despite all their anti bullying campaigns, are instinctively bullies, and laughing at her. Even though she has the last fucking laugh, and you’re all just a bunch of idiots.

You see today, she shaved half her head, which would be shocking if it was like Britney in a manic episode to get the Cocaine out of her hair follicles so she didn’t lose her kids. But when her hair cut is the same as 50 percent of girls I see in bars, from Rihanna to everyone else, it’s hardly shocking, it’s called trendy.

But people are like “OMG, now that crazy bitch who wants drake to murder her vagina who talks to herself and sues everyone while paying paparazzi to follow her shaved half her head, she’s really losing it, let’s watch”…because people are fucking idiots, something they prove over and over again….

All this to say, I would love to cum on her hair, shaved or not. She’s a babe I want to violate with my load.

Here are the shocking pics of her being hip-hop. All this to say, I’m on Team Amanda Bynes.

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Amanda Bynes whether she’s lost her mind officially, or if this is just her playing a prank on the world, because it’s easy to do and it gets everyone talking about her, even if she’s just sitting there masterminding the whole thing because she likes the mind fuck and attention, turns me on.

I just think long legs, tight body, acting all out of control is what life is all about, because all girls at their core are fucking insane, so when they put it out there, at least you know what you’re getting, and knowing another robbed of her youth child star with long legs is off the deep end and not fronting, even if this is all a lie, excites me and this video helps.

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Amanda Bynes is pretty fucking perfect. She’s got these long legs, these great fucking tits, she isn’t fat, she probably still has some money left over, and she’s entertaining as fuck as her empire collapses around her, thanks to being a child star, robbed of her childhood, prostituted to execs, then forgotten the day she turned 18.

I love her fucking look, even when she’s hiding her face from the paparazzi, because she’s actually trying to get noticed, while they just ignore her while she walks the streets, so she’s gotta pull off stupid stunts like a reality star and I love it.

She also posted these words of wisdom that I totally agree with – at least when it comes to women

It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. All that matters is what your lover thinks of you

Something that I’ve been saying to chicks, especially fat chicks for years.

I mean the only thing that would make this girl better is if these were pics of her bouncing on my dick.

But even without that – she’s good. I want to marry her.

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I want Amanda Bynes to murder my vagina….my man pussy…..like she wants Drake to murder her vagina, because they are both identity crisis Child Stars, trying to make it in this cold, scary world after no one cares about you, only Drake managed to pay off the right people to get heard…while Amanda Bynes just keeps falling off, like all child stars, and it looks like fun. Especially when she shows off her titties.

I am ready for this behavior to turn into a sex tape career. Seriously.

It may happen, and until it does, here are some cleavage shots. She’s amazing, I’m a fan. I like the impromptu photoshoot, she should be a stepGIRL.

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Amanda Bynes is amazing. Possibly the future. If she lives. The kind of child star I am into. You know rob them of their childhood, forget they exist, leave them confused and wondering what the fuck it all means, only to have mini breakdowns, cries for attention, acting all nuts, with face piercings and total identity crisis, making her a candidate for a lot of entertaining things in the near future, unless she dies. In which case, at least we’ll always have “She’s the Man” to remember her legacy.

Here’s an amazing tweet she made – I guess she’s a Drake fan…

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I think Amanda Bynes is great….whether she’s causing scandal crying for help…like a broken down child star who had no childhood but who is now rebelling….whether with drugs, alcohol or slutty pics….to her going through an identity crisis and trying to make herself into a light skinned black girl….all counter culture and hip hop…ready to join a twerk team and speak in ebonics….she’s just a mess I want to get involved with…ideally with my genitals.

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Amanda Bynes is my kind of crazy girl…but only because she’s got long legs and great tits that she shows off because she likes to put herself out there….it is all part of her mentally unstable breakdown that has lead to getting her in trouble with the law for being on drugs and drunk…and driving….in what some people say is a cry for attention and that I just say is a lot of fun…because whenever you find a teen star who was exploited by her parents who can’t get work….and who people stop caring about…trying to find herself…you get a good time…it is like they are going through the teen rebellion they would have gone through if they weren’t too busy being puppeteered by their parents for cash…..so seeing her pierce her face like some 14 year old at the mall…makes me happy…it’s that regressive teen angst in her 20s that leads to a lot of fun….and now all I need is to join her entourage….seriously…

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Thanks to instagram…people can finally be the inner artist they’ve always been but never had the means to show the world…you know cuz real photography comes with a shitty camera phone and some shitty filters….and a girl willing to take pics of herself as Amanda Bynes proves with this titty shot….in the midst of her falling off crazy breakdown weirdness….she’s here to say “I am an artist….and you can’t take that away from me”….with pics of her titties…I am into this.

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You know what I like? Amanda Bynes….

Child star who has fallen off and lost her mind like every fucking child star…..Drug addicted, unstable, long legged, reckless driving angel….all posting cleavage to instagram…cleavage that I’d rather be a spread vagina….but I guess she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet, she just kinda seems like she had, but we have a few more feet to get…and luckily…I generally take what I can get..so this cleavage is good enough for me…even if I have no idea if it is actually hers or just a pic she posted of someone else…and really…it doesn’t matter…cuz like all girls I fuck from behind…they can virtually be anyone my imagination makes them….

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I just got this amazing email:

Amanda Bynes caused quite a scene during a recent visit to Beach Bum Tanning in NYC. An eyewitness tells In Touch that the troubled starlet shocked customers when she appeared in main salon area — completely naked!

After purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session, the 26-year-old was set up in a private room — but it wasn’t long before Amanda strode back out into the main salon area in search of goggles.

Only problem: She wasn’t wearing any clothes! “She walked out of the room completely naked,” the eyewitness tells In Touch. “She didn’t seem to care that everyone saw her naked.”

“She seemed totally out of it,” the eyewitness says. “She took her time walking back to the Mystic room, dragging her fingers along the wall and smiling at customers who passed her.”

The eyewitness adds: “There was definitely something wrong with her.”

Best fucking news ever….

I want to see the pics….someone out there…an employee of Mystic tan…must have security footage of this happening….and I need it…because Amanda Bynes, despite her weird face…has a hot little body I want to see naked….

I hope this drug addiction, fallen off the radar shit is true…cuz child star turns into porn star would be a nice way to end this Amanda Bynes story….

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