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2014

11

Apr

Beyonce Photoshopped Skinny Playing Golf of the Day


Beyonce playing the skinny hipster in her everyday life is really fucking confusing to me…

I mean she’s some fat, rich, diva, up on some Oprah kick who thinks she’s here to save the fucking world thanks to people sucking her dick all day…

But now she’s posting photoshopped pics of herself, with her wild and obscure “artist” hair….as she pretends she revolutionizing the world, as her fans call her queen Bee…as she is clearly the fucking devil who is evil and here to rape the minds of everyone..

Either way, I’d still let her sit on my face…and not just because she’s lost weight and is more fuckable/faceable, she’s fucking Beyonce and not letting her sit on my face would just be dumb…

Which isn’t saying much about me, I’d let Joan Rivers during a herpes outbreak, all old and unshaven, dripping what must be a 5 decade old miscarriage into my face, sit on my face…

I’m easy.

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2014

08

Apr

Beyonce Hand Bra for OUT Magazine of the Day

Beyonce is the cover girl for OUT Magazine, something I assume is for gay people, who think Beyonce is so fabulous an inspiring, like some kind of gay spirit animal of fabulousness, and they got her doing a Handbra because I guess that’s what all gay dudes want to see, you know because Beyonce is a man, up on some RuPaul shit…doing some frat boy college girl shit…like it was an instagram hashtag…

The whole thing makes me feel uncomfortable, but that’s because Beyonce, makes me feel uncomfortable…you know being evil with really loyal followers who think of her as Royalty and all…

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2014

28

Feb

Beyonce in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Beyonce is pretty proud of herself for losing weight…in efforts to stay competitive with Rihanna…you know all girls, even at that level of celebrity are all about winning…the only reason they are even famous is their competitive drive and ego that tells them they are better than everyone…so when they start feeling a little plus sized in comparison to the other girl in their husband’s life, the girl who makes him huge money, starvation and fitness to have one more go at being a sex symbol is the only option…and when you meet your goals…you exploit that shit and put that ass in everything you do…you post the bikini pics and you make people talk…because this window is only open for a minute…maximize your time…

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2014

26

Feb

Beyonce’s New Ass Video of the Day

Yesterday…the world was blessed with Beyonce’s Ass…at least according to Beyonce…who in her pyscho mind thinks she was sent here from heaven to bless the world…and I didn’t watch the shit…I don’t really feel like being blessed with shit this early in the morning…

I guess it’s nice to see as a mom at 40 she keeps trying to keep her husband into her tired twat…who cares

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2014

03

Feb

Beyonce Posts her Grammy Rehearsal Thong Ass of the Day

Beyonce must be loving the attention she’s getting.

Ever since her man found Rihanna and probably fucked Rihanna, you can tell she’s been a little competitive, catty and bitter. I guess no girl like’s their husband’s side bitches, especially when the rest of the world is celebrating her too, not to mention when 75% of your husband’s revenue is coming in from her…she’s been trying to be the desirable one, the babe…she knew she had more talent, hell, in her mind she’s Beyonce, someone no one can’t compete with…but she know Rihanna was hotter…until now…

That’s why she posted these on her tumblr…it’s like “keep looking people, basque in this moment”….

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2014

27

Jan

Beyonce and Her Magical Grammy Outfit for the Grammy Post of the Day


Either Beyonce is starving herself for attention…You know cuz Jay Z still fucks with his prized pig Rihanna and all the other money making or aspiring money making popstars under his watch…you know the groupie bitches who want his big old lips on their clits…and any wife back home with the kids, especially an egotistical cunt like Beyonce, who feels like she was sent here from heaven to save the world one shitty pop song at a time, wants a little attention to feel like having his baby didn’t ruin her in his eyes…because when you have all the money in the world, male attention erases the truth that you’re getting old and washed up…and that one day you’ll be as shitty as Madonna, walking out on stage with a cane like some evil villain in a Christmas movie…

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Or…her costume is made of some state of the art technologies, I’m talking million dollar space age spans that make her body look good enough to fuck…which is something I have a hard time believing cuz even in her prime she wasn’t hot…but here and now..in this outfit…post pregnancy…even knowing it is Beyonce..the devil woman…I’m into it…and that upsets me more than Mackelmore’s gay scam that people are buying into even though it’s clearly just a marketing hook, using a relevant storyline people can relate to in some Glee meets Sesame Street bullshit…

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That said..the Grammys are a fucking scam, stop making these idiots richer, support local musicians, and turn off your radios and read a fucking book, these puppets are self absorbed pieces of money grubbing shit that you continually feed the egos of, even though they do nothing good for society except peddle products we don’t fucking need…

Here’s Beyonce’s ass….

If you don’t like that…here’s PINK built like a gymnast tank…in a leotard hanging from the ceiling cuz that’s her act that she’s milked as hard as she can…but at least she can sing…which is more than most of these other idiots can say for themselves

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If you don’t like that, maybe you like pug faced, overrated, but not really since she’s never been paid to model, but does have half of John Legend’s money and is probably holding both of his non-existent eyes hostage….who managed to have a spot light shined on her while he sang a love song…like she fucking matters because she has the motherfucker by the balls…showing some of her tits like a hooker, because that is essentially what she is…when she’s not pretending to be a bikini model that Sports Illustrated constantly books…

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2013

23

Dec

Beyonce in a See Through Outfit of the Day

Beyonce keeps on trying…she’s just skankin’ out like she still had sex appeal in a dress that is probably made with some 3M patented fabric that was developed for space travel that makes fat bitches have decent enough curves if used the right way…

I like to think she’s trying to stay relevant…at the very least in the eyes of Jay-Z…because you know he’s out fucking girls who have sex appeal…like Rihanna…

You know why retire with your 100 millions of dollars, when you can use that money to shove yourself down people’s throats…because that’s all you need.

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2013

16

Dec

Beyonce Does the Tranny in Lingerie of the Day

I am guessing this is a screenshot from her surprise free album / video publicity stunt that I assume was designed to make her more money in the long run…and get people talking about her…while sneaking in some ill-advised scenes of her wearing lingerie, looking like a dude, but not just any dude, but a dude trying to look hot and sexy, which from my experience, is usually the worst kind of dude, especially when you discover she’s a dude, when she’s already had your dick in her mouth…in a back alley, while you thought to yourself “this is too good to be true” the entire time…before realizing that it was… This is all just competing with Rihanna for Jay-Z’s love and failing.

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2013

05

Dec

Beyonce In a Tree Like a Monkey in a Swimsuit of the Day

Beyonce posted these Jamaica bikini pics on her tumblr, that you can assume are all retouched…and it turns out that despite popular belief…Beyonce is not a bikini model…but she probably reminds you hicks of this clip from Oprah in the 80s with a racist…not because I’m racist…but because you are and it’s just the obvious joke when a black girl starts climbing around in trees joke you probably

I don’t really understand why Beyonce is compelled to show off her body…she’s worth so much fucking money, she could keep her Jamaica trip to her fucking self, it’s not like this sells albums, it just makes me think she’s addicted and starved for attention as she hits her 40s and Jay-Z hits every groupie and Rihanna around…

It’s silly…but it happened…

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2013

21

Oct

Beyonce’s Topless Pic for Tumblr of the Day

I guess the most important thing to say when writing a Beyonce post is, who the fuck cares about Beyonce….and why the fuck am I writing a post on her “topless” picture that a bunch of websites have decided is news…and the sad thing is, I don’t have the answers, I just find it ridiculous that a picture that is clearly from a photoshoot of Beyonce possibly topless, is something people are talking about, because there is no nipple…and even if there was nipple, it’s Beyonce and we are all supposed to collectively pretend she doesn’t exist, because she’s the fucking worst…sent from hell to fool the world into buying into her bullshit…and now has a horrible ego because it worked….

Here’s the pic…that is hardly a topless pic but rather just another one of Beyonce’s lies.

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2013

16

Sep

Beyonce Gets Pulled Off Stage by a Fan of the Day

This is funny to me, mainly because celebrities are robots and not human to me, you see if this was a girl on a bus, or in a park at the playground, I would probably be like “someone should call the police”…but when it comes to Beyonce, I kinda want him to win, you know and drag her out back to his van where he takes her to some camp in the woods where she is never found again…

Unfortunately, Beyonce forgives her crazy fan who can’t get enough Beyonce, after getting manhandled by his super gay powers, because you’d think she’d need farm equipment to handle moving her from pasture to pasture….

The whole thing could have ended so much better to the world…since she’s evil..but again, Beyonce wins.

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2013

06

Sep

Beyonce Fat Bikini Ass of the Day

The problem with Beyonce is that too many people suck up to her on the regular, making her think she’s more important than she is, but that she will never realize, because her bank account and album sales, thanks to a world of retards, just keep getting bigger and bigger…a lot like her ass…because she’s at that stage in the game where she thinks as a mom in her 30s, she’s got it going on enough to rock a two piece…and I guess that two piece has a sarong to cover up her big black fried chicken loving junk…but even it isn’t substantial enough to screen or shield us from all this booty evil…you see cuz Beyonce…and everything about her…naked or clothed…is the fucking devil…

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2013

26

Jul

Jay Z is Beyonce’s Bitch of the Day

My theory behind this Jay Z surprising Evil Beyonce while she performed on stage is that he either fucked around on her behind her back while she was on tour and he’s trying to do damage control, because no celebrity or performer is loyal to their signficant other and every single one I’ve met has cheated on their significant other while on tour..

You know, keep the bitch happy, so she doesn’t smell your dick when she gets home…

Or Beyonce whined like an entitled cunt and demanded this from him.

Whatever the reason, he’s a real bitch….real gangsters treat their hoes like hoes….yo.

The thing that amazes me is how pumped her fan is, but then again he’s at a Beyonce concert so you’d assume he’s a half retard to begin with.

The other thing that amazes me is that I am posting this, what’s wrong with me…

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2013

23

Jul

Beyonce Stuck in her Number 1 Fan of the Day

Beyonce had a show in montreal last night…and I had a feeling she was in the same city as me…not because we are connected at the fucking soul, but because she’s the fucking devil and all I felt was evil around me…like the illuminati were outside my house watching to make sure I didn’t try to humiliate her or something…

But it turns out she humiliated herself, as she got her weave stuck in a fan and some security dude tried to sort her out…

I am sure there was more than one person killed off for this, you know punishment for making her look like an idiot, because she’s a fucking cunt with too much power, and like all cunts with too much power…”off with their heads”…

I don’t see what the big deal is, she kinda looks her hottest restrained, struggling, and trying to save face, when you know inside her soul she’s fucking raging and coming for fucking blood.

I kinda wish her being stuck in her number 1 fan, was more along the lines of two dogs breeding stuck, you know her huge cock lodged in and unable to come out cuz it’s burred.

But this is still good enough…

The video was captured by my homies at Montreality and they did good.

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2013

10

Jul

Beyonce Covered in Glitter for FLAUNT of the Day

Beyonce covered in glitter reminds me of those pills they sell that make your shit turn to glitter, not because she is brown in color and comparable to shit based on that reason alone, that would be racist, but because she’s something that I feel has as much to offer the world as human waste, only instead of being flushed, it has been fished out of the toilet to spread her diva cunt attitude around the world…where idiot drones celebrate her because she’s on TV…

I like the think that is the message Flaunt is trying to get across..

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