Beyonce is on some luxury vacation, because if you listen to her attempt at a rap song, despite being a delusional popstar from the 90s, you’ll know that her an Jay Z are a billion dollars when riding in elevators fighting with family memebers for Jay Z’s philandering, it’s not his fault he’s a music mogul, ways….ways that Beyonce accepts because people like that cheat, and more importantly, because it’s good PR for their tour they are on…

That said…she’s decided to show the world how she can awkwardly do a basic gymnastic move, one you can assume she was in when Blue Ivy was ejaculated inside her, one that reminds me of being at an all inclusive resort and the mom who drank too much decides to bust out the old high school tricks…

Not very hot, but then again, even beyonce at her hottest isn’t hot.

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The fact that Beyonce think she is god. Or that she has been branded the queen. Or that she’s worth 500 million dollars. Or that she didn’t fade away like the lead singer in girl groups before her – offends me.

I feel like there is a huge flaw in the world, that she’s figured out the scam, and that people are buying into it…all because she’s an ego, who won’t just retire to raise her kid gracefully like she should, but instead releases a more hardcore album, with sluttier pics and a fitter body, in efforts to compete with one of the girls who made Beyonce’s husband rich as fuck…

I guess it’s like I said about the 80 year old I once banged, never too old to stick your dick into as long as it’s not horribly fat.

Here she is doing some fashion shit because she’s some kind of icon.

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I can’t imagine anyone cares about Beyonce’s ass now that it’s had a kid and something to prove since Jay Z cheats on her with Kim Kardashian’s friends, and more importantly, since Jay Z makes more money off Rihanna than Beyonce, and Beyonce got something to prove for her ego, and that isn’t that she can make money, she has tons of that…it’s that she’s hot and dudes want to fuck her…it’s all very fucking weird…she’s old, always fat despite getting fit, but I guess her butt’s ok, even if it is attached to a horrible fucking person…

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Beyonce must be going through some sort of midlife crisis that involves trying to stay relevant despite being an old mom, because these rich and famous people can never get enough fame and fortune, and they hate the idea of fading off into obscurity, even if they have enough money to last 10 lifetimes over…

So instead of just releasing music they want to release, and touring when they want to tour, allowing them time to raise their kids, and be with their husbands, and have the downtime she deserves after working 10-15 years..it’s like retire bitch…but her ego doesn’t let her, so she starved herself, and dresses like a kid, and is more famous now than she’s ever been and the whole thing would be a lot more fun to watch if her hipster look involved more nudity, not because I want to see her nude, but because I want to see everyone nude…

Hipsters are mainstream try hards so it makes sense.

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Beyonce playing the skinny hipster in her everyday life is really fucking confusing to me…

I mean she’s some fat, rich, diva, up on some Oprah kick who thinks she’s here to save the fucking world thanks to people sucking her dick all day…

But now she’s posting photoshopped pics of herself, with her wild and obscure “artist” hair….as she pretends she revolutionizing the world, as her fans call her queen Bee…as she is clearly the fucking devil who is evil and here to rape the minds of everyone..

Either way, I’d still let her sit on my face…and not just because she’s lost weight and is more fuckable/faceable, she’s fucking Beyonce and not letting her sit on my face would just be dumb…

Which isn’t saying much about me, I’d let Joan Rivers during a herpes outbreak, all old and unshaven, dripping what must be a 5 decade old miscarriage into my face, sit on my face…

I’m easy.

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Beyonce is the cover girl for OUT Magazine, something I assume is for gay people, who think Beyonce is so fabulous an inspiring, like some kind of gay spirit animal of fabulousness, and they got her doing a Handbra because I guess that’s what all gay dudes want to see, you know because Beyonce is a man, up on some RuPaul shit…doing some frat boy college girl shit…like it was an instagram hashtag…

The whole thing makes me feel uncomfortable, but that’s because Beyonce, makes me feel uncomfortable…you know being evil with really loyal followers who think of her as Royalty and all…

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Beyonce is pretty proud of herself for losing weight…in efforts to stay competitive with Rihanna…you know all girls, even at that level of celebrity are all about winning…the only reason they are even famous is their competitive drive and ego that tells them they are better than everyone…so when they start feeling a little plus sized in comparison to the other girl in their husband’s life, the girl who makes him huge money, starvation and fitness to have one more go at being a sex symbol is the only option…and when you meet your goals…you exploit that shit and put that ass in everything you do…you post the bikini pics and you make people talk…because this window is only open for a minute…maximize your time…

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Yesterday…the world was blessed with Beyonce’s Ass…at least according to Beyonce…who in her pyscho mind thinks she was sent here from heaven to bless the world…and I didn’t watch the shit…I don’t really feel like being blessed with shit this early in the morning…

I guess it’s nice to see as a mom at 40 she keeps trying to keep her husband into her tired twat…who cares

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Beyonce must be loving the attention she’s getting.

Ever since her man found Rihanna and probably fucked Rihanna, you can tell she’s been a little competitive, catty and bitter. I guess no girl like’s their husband’s side bitches, especially when the rest of the world is celebrating her too, not to mention when 75% of your husband’s revenue is coming in from her…she’s been trying to be the desirable one, the babe…she knew she had more talent, hell, in her mind she’s Beyonce, someone no one can’t compete with…but she know Rihanna was hotter…until now…

That’s why she posted these on her tumblr…it’s like “keep looking people, basque in this moment”….

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Either Beyonce is starving herself for attention…You know cuz Jay Z still fucks with his prized pig Rihanna and all the other money making or aspiring money making popstars under his watch…you know the groupie bitches who want his big old lips on their clits…and any wife back home with the kids, especially an egotistical cunt like Beyonce, who feels like she was sent here from heaven to save the world one shitty pop song at a time, wants a little attention to feel like having his baby didn’t ruin her in his eyes…because when you have all the money in the world, male attention erases the truth that you’re getting old and washed up…and that one day you’ll be as shitty as Madonna, walking out on stage with a cane like some evil villain in a Christmas movie…

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Or…her costume is made of some state of the art technologies, I’m talking million dollar space age spans that make her body look good enough to fuck…which is something I have a hard time believing cuz even in her prime she wasn’t hot…but here and now..in this outfit…post pregnancy…even knowing it is Beyonce..the devil woman…I’m into it…and that upsets me more than Mackelmore’s gay scam that people are buying into even though it’s clearly just a marketing hook, using a relevant storyline people can relate to in some Glee meets Sesame Street bullshit…

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That said..the Grammys are a fucking scam, stop making these idiots richer, support local musicians, and turn off your radios and read a fucking book, these puppets are self absorbed pieces of money grubbing shit that you continually feed the egos of, even though they do nothing good for society except peddle products we don’t fucking need…

Here’s Beyonce’s ass….

If you don’t like that…here’s PINK built like a gymnast tank…in a leotard hanging from the ceiling cuz that’s her act that she’s milked as hard as she can…but at least she can sing…which is more than most of these other idiots can say for themselves

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If you don’t like that, maybe you like pug faced, overrated, but not really since she’s never been paid to model, but does have half of John Legend’s money and is probably holding both of his non-existent eyes hostage….who managed to have a spot light shined on her while he sang a love song…like she fucking matters because she has the motherfucker by the balls…showing some of her tits like a hooker, because that is essentially what she is…when she’s not pretending to be a bikini model that Sports Illustrated constantly books…

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