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2013

10

Jul

Beyonce Covered in Glitter for FLAUNT of the Day

Beyonce covered in glitter reminds me of those pills they sell that make your shit turn to glitter, not because she is brown in color and comparable to shit based on that reason alone, that would be racist, but because she’s something that I feel has as much to offer the world as human waste, only instead of being flushed, it has been fished out of the toilet to spread her diva cunt attitude around the world…where idiot drones celebrate her because she’s on TV…

I like the think that is the message Flaunt is trying to get across..

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2013

09

Jul

Beyonce Slutting Out for the Internet of the Day

I don’t know why no one has told Beyonce that she’s too old and fat for this…whether her kid was made in a surrogate or not, her posing like a import model is fucking awkward as shit…

Oh right, because everyone in Beyonce’s camp, who has any access to her, to stop her from making a fool of herself is on payroll and the number one line item on their employment contract is to never doubt Beyonce, or question what she does, if anything, pretend she’s the most important and most amazing thing, otherwise you’re executed out back and no one will ask questions cuz she’s fucking Beyonce, the queen of the world…

I hate her, and I hate what she’s doing here, yet I’m posting it anyway, she’s gotta me sucked in.

Those thighs…damn..that’s some thickness..I guess she’s just trying to do the Rihanna.

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2013

25

Apr

Beyonce in her Bikini in Video for H&M of the Day

Last week, I posted pictures of Beyonce in a bikini for H&M because I was offended that anyone would allow Beyonce in a bikini, even though I know Beyonce runs the fucking show and if she wants to be in a bikini, despite what her team of handlers tell her, she’ll be in a bikini, it’s all part of being old and fat and bitter at the new generation who make your husband more money than you do.

You know a mom, who prior to being a mom had tree trunk legs I didn’t want to see in a bikini, being a spokesperson for a bikini line at H&M, was probably not something they did because she’s so hot bodied, but more a “it’s fucking Beyonce, imagine the press, we can do pictures and we can even do videos too, everyone will watch….”

Well here’s part two of their fucking program.


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2013

16

Apr

Beyonce’s Nipple Dress of the Day

In some cry for attention, trying to be shocking and exciting, an artist who really puts herself out there and is probably hoping people will give her the same attention they give Rihanna, because you know Rihanna is her husband’s employee, and wives always hate the younger hotter money makers in their husband’s office. Beyonce has put on a weird glitter titty shirt.

If she’s going for sex appeal, Beyonce has failed, this is more of a moms gathering in the park to protest breast feeding, you know some crazy hippie celebration of the woman form and natural feeding process….but I’m gonna assume Beyonce is too into herself to bother with breast feeding, that shit’s for the wet nurse, she’s got music to make and dances to choreograph.

No matter what this is, you know that Beyonce is into herself and this is obviously just an extension of that love.

Now I’m sure these aren’t her nipples, and that they are just costume, because Beyonce nipples are probably much more pepperoni shaped, and aiming more towards the ground, but it’s like putting prosthetic tits on a bitch who needs tgen, the illusion is there, and even if it doesn’t do much for me or for Beyonce, it still happened….

Next stop will be her glitter covered dick suit.


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2013

16

Apr

Beyonce in a Bikini for H&M of the Day

Whoever the people at H&M who decided to make Beyonce their bikini spokesperson are, I hate them.

I get that she’s got a whole lot of celebrity around her and that’s good for marketing shit, and I get that people are more accepting of fat chicks, and terrorize fitness and fitness events, because it is better of society to feed people shit, give them chronic illness, make them lazy, so that the powers that be can get richer and have more control….

But they could have used her in other ways, like modeling their ski suits, cuz shit, I don’t want to see Beyonce, a fat mom, who even before having a kid was thick in a bad way, in a bikini, even if she’s fucking photoshopped.

It’s the fucking worst.

This offends me.

It’s like watching the fat mom at the resort applying sunscreen. You know you hate it, but you can’t turn away.

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2013

04

Apr

Beyonce Does Vogue Pantsless of the Day

Beyonce and her whole pants off party kick drives me insane. I just don’t get what this cunt is thinking. I guess it is just a delusion or her ego saying “I’m Beyonce, and Beyonce doesn’t need pants”. Or it could be her attempt to compete with the younger pussy out there who don’t wear pants, mainly Rihanna, the pussy who makes more money for Jay Z than Beyonce, the one who gets in the way of her feeling like the queen in his world, or the object of affection in his eye, this is like some catty black girl competitiveness that Beyonce may be winning cuz the media love her, but that anyone jerking off will say is a huge fail, and to keep those costumes for Rihanna, cuz these 30+ mom tree trunk legs are fucking garbage, no matter how much they are worth. It’s just a rich bitch abusing her power in a weird pantsless way. I’m not diggin’ it.

Here are her fat thighs in a corporately sponsored dance off…fat thighs and all…cuz corporations want her star power and Beyonce loves herself…and money so it works.

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2013

21

Mar

Beyonce Tries to Sex it Up For H&M of the Day

I don’t understand what insanity was put into Beyonce’s brain after she gave birth to what may be a future drug overdose thanks to horrible parents and a lot of disposable income, but whatever it was, it’s bad.

She thinks, for some reason, that she has the body to pose half naked, and sex it up, on stage and in life, like she was Rihanna. I assume it stems from Jealousy, that comes with Rihanna giving Jay Z more than Beyonce ever will. You know, old fat hag trying to keep up with the young girls who make her husband millions a year, but far more pathetic than when you see a competitive mom in Lululemons with her daughter shopping, because she wants some of that mail attention the daughter is getting too, because it’s on a bigger, more public scale.

I mean bitch, just fucking retire and disappear. We don’t need your fat ass around these parts.

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2013

19

Mar

Beyonce in Shape but Not in Shape of the Day

Beyonce is a shape…round….but not in Shape….despite being featured in Shape.

I know that is a confusing statement, that I can translate for you, since I wrote it.

Beyonce is fat, sloppy, a mom and photoshopped for a magazine called Shape…that is about fitness, and people who are actually in Shape, but I guess they make exceptions when it comes to big A-Lister powerhouses, because it sells copies. Especially when controversial.

I hate how she’s trying to be a sex pot, trying to compete with Rihanna who makes her husband more money than god, something we can assume has led to Beyonce stepping up her game, by stripping down her clothes and as much as I generally love that desperation. I’m not digging this, but I’m still willing to try jerking off to it, to challenge my masturbation abilities.

It’s not self rape if I cum…but even if I cum, Beyonce is still the fucking devil.

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2013

12

Feb

Beyonce for Vogue of the Day


I don’t know why I do this to myself…but here I am posting Beyonce photoshopped to look like she doesn’t have a penis…you know in what Jay Z would want her to look like so that he wouldn’t have to drink as hard as he does to go back home to bed with her the 4 nights a year they spend together….in their fake relationship for publicity that made a baby…cuz I guess every once in a while you gotta cum in a bitch and it sticks…

Who cares. Here she is in Vogue trying to look hot…

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2013

31

Jan

Beyonce’s Half Time Superbowl Rehearsal of the Day

I know during the half time, you’ll probably be taking a shit from all that chili and nachos and beer….you know while letting your wife sit on the couch and dance around….because everyone knows the half time show is a fucking fail….even when Timberlake exposes Michael Jackson’s tit.

But I figure I’ll post her rehearsal video that she put up on Youtube to pump you up about something you’re bound to miss game day….at least if you know what’s good for you….I mean maybe it’d be a good time to tune into CNN or Fox News to catch up on the news…or maybe a Simpson’s rerun or whatever you idiots watch…mainly cuz Beyonce is the devil’s juice.

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2013

30

Jan

Beyonce With No Make Up Scares the Fuck Out of Me

I drank too fucking much and had what I thought were horrible fucking nightmares all night….you know the kind you wake up from in a cold sweat thinking someone is trying to choke you the fuck out to steal your kidneys or rape you or make you renew your vows with your fat wife leading to an action filled chase where ultimately you get caught…..but it turns out it was just these Beyonce without makeup heading to the superbowl to practice her horrible half time show…..that shit’s worst than hell…..


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Here she is at the Superbowl Promo Shoot …. if you care….football fans who love the halftime show….because it was designed to shut your wife up during the game….


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2013

10

Jan

The Beyonce for GQ Shoot of the Day


I posted some funny angled leaked Beyonce GQ cover yesterday…laughing at how bottom heavy the angle made her look…without realizing she’s in fact that bottom heavy…looking like some racist Caricature of black chicks in the slave era….because looking at these pics of her in her underwear looking jobbin’ as fucking hell…making you wonder why her billionaire ass feels like she needs to prove something getting half naked….remembering that these girls just love attention…even if humiliating themselves in the process…cuz they just have to look at their bank statement and read letters from obsessed fans to block out all the hate in their delusional bubble…

Looking at these pics is a horrible experience..Gross!

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2013

09

Jan

Beyonce’s Amazing February GQ Cover of the Day

Apparently Beyonce is on the cover of February’s GQ and one of the staffers at GQ leaked the shit…but not only did he leak it….he shot it from the best possible angle to give her serious fucking booty…in what almost looks like a racist cartoon of a black girl….from the 1920s…..and whenever I look at it…I laugh…it’s pantsless but as erotic as an Aunt Jamimina box….and remember boys and girls..this is the internet..nothing is every leaked…it’s all fucking strategy….but that doesn’t mean it isn’t hysterical…true story….

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2012

15

Nov

Beyonce Mom Cleavage for Social Media of the Day

I guess she’s taking on a little advice from Rihanna…you know getting up on this showcase your tits for Social Media…while hiding the rest of your horrible body…cuz there’s obviously a little jealousy up in here…knowing how many records Rihanna sells and how much money Rihanna makes…even if that money’s going back to her pimp Jay-Z which in-turn is 50% Beyonce’s…cuz Beyonce’s already stupid rich and money doesn’t matter…it just reminds her that Rihanna’s got more going on…and more importantly…that Rihanna’s got more to give…cuz RIhanna hasn’t kept any babies she’s been knocked up with yet….and everyone knows…moms are never as good as their slutty, younger, counterparts….but I still apppreciate Beyonce’s effort…A for Effort….cuz reality is…she could just be real housewiving it….kickin’ it without putting her titties out there….

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2012

08

May

Beyonce’s Fat Mom Ass and Amber Heard’s Tits at the Costume Institute Gala of the Day

Beyonce made the horrible decision to show off her mom body that may not even be a mom body because she may have staged the pregnancy and it is just a fat sloppy body….by wearing a one piece bathing suit under a sheer skirt to the Costume Institute Gala last night….without grasping the simple concept that we don’t even want to see her at the fucking beach dressed like this…you know save the water sports and tanning for the tight body bitches we wanna fuck…unless you’re at a mom aerobics class where you belong with other bitches in the same situation….herding you cows together so we don’t accidently run into you and have it ruin our day….

Luckily. Amber Heard wore a push up bra to make it all seem ok.

A lot of other bitches were in attendence….from Chritina Ricci to who the fuck cares…..but if you do…..then…..follow the below link

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