Earlier today, probably 10 minutes ago, I wrote a post on Christina Aguilera ….how I was a firm believer that Christina with her more talent and better body that Britney…and with her earlier to adopt slutty behavior, unless you consider 16 year old Britney School Girl Humping in her first video slutty, was a better fuck and more interesting than Britney..

But X-Tina got fat, Britney went crazy, got adopted by her parents and put to work, while having no access to her money..and LOOK at her now…

Hot as fuck for an old bitch in a bikini…..because Britney may not be the better singer in her Disney Kid Rivalry…but as it turns out…she’s genetically better to look at…and that alone is what we care about…

So I’ll leave you with Britney…in bikini…Looking amazing…even for an old bitch…the way I like my Southern medicated dancing and singing whores…

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Britney Spears looks fucking amazing as a general statement based on her social media videos she’s been posting up – especially in comparison to the other pop tarts and young celebs who are no longer young from her generation.

X-Tina is a fucking tank, whether she’s getting her tits out for once in her life or not (here)

Jessica Simpson is a fucking tank, all muscular and weirdly shaped, despite still having amazing tits (HERE)

I guess there’s also Nicole Richie who gets cancelled out because she’s married to a Good Charlotte Sister…and Paris who is still looking alright but too useless to bother with….then there’s Lohan in Europe with her fake accents and beach club ventures (here)

They are all pretty fucking wrecked looking, while Britney comes in solid..

She’s just a bit too aggressive on the photoshop / face tune / but girl’s nice and fit, despite being an old mom, and she’s still winning at life, despite being a prisoner to her family that won’t let her leave the nest – ever.

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Britney Spears is amazing…

Partially because she’s throwing money at a bitching Kevin Federline, who already makes good money from her, but who wants more because she’s making more money, even though he’s likely zero involved in the raising of their kids…and that’s the kind of girl I can get behind, and would want to get behind, I mean moving in on a mentally fucked up pop star and knocking her up a dream, because she’s rich and hot and worth putting up with the annoying…

Partially because she’s every parent’s dream, an earner who keeps earning for her entire life….pretty much still adopted by the parents in “conservatorship”…because she’s crazy.

But mainly cuz she’s hot…check out this workout video…hot…

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Britney Spears posted up some mom pushing 40 workout pics the other day – because her fitness is all she has or is allowed in the prison that is her multi-million dollar making life…

I like to think she’s training for some sort of elaborate escape on some Shawshank Redemption level, spending the last 18 years of her life trying to figure out how to get ownership of her life back, faking taking the meds that keep her submissive like she’s Brian Wilson, brainwashed into thinking about the importance of performing, her passion, the only thing she knows, because that’s what they’ve programmed her into thinking….so that she continues earning money for the family, the business, the empire, you can’t like your cash leader leave you at 18…that would be terrible business…so make her seem crazy, bribe a judge and own her….

But it’s probably just girl staying fit for her performing and a fit body, all toned and big titty, is a lot better than a fat body or a sloppy body, so at least the prison life’s been good on her fitness.

I’m a fan.

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I don’t know what this cheesy as fuck underwear being pulled up into her mom pussy, angelic and weirdly lit, made up like a sex doll, Britney Spears photo is for, apparently some kind of fragrance ad, or some other cheesy fucking product she is trying to unload…or that her handler parents re trying to unload by using her to carry their hopes and dreams on her broken girl back….and I don’t know who signed off on it..but it looks like some photoshopped boudoir Sears portrait studio after dark…where the Sears portrait studio sneaks people into Sears for sexy shoots they can sell the prints of at the Flea Market or that can save their cheesy white trash marriage by adding some spice to it…I saw it on an episode of Roseanne..it is a thing…not that I believe I could ever add life to my marriage, when all I crave is her death…

But you get what I’m saying ,and that is that despite being bad, this is good…so good…Britney is everything…

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