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Archive for the Jennifer Love Hewitt Category

2010

11

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Looking Her Best of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of those girls who irritates me. Her face and little bullshit act has got on my nerves for what seems like a long time. The fact that she never showed off her naked tits and still got attention made me mad and the fact that she got fat and disgusting, although was bittersweet got everyone talking about her, keeping her around to annoy me even more….

That is why these pics make me happy…like when her show got canceled, like when her fiance left her, like when Jamie Kennedy Experiment left her…Because wanting to punch her in the fucking face before sticking my dick inside her cuz she is the bitch from “Can’t Hardly Wait” is kinda porn to me….unfortunately this is just make-up, but sometimes costumes help fantasies come true….not to be morbid or anything….

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2010

14

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt is the Worst Escort of the Day

Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new gig now that Ghost Whisperer, the stupidest show on TV, got cancelled and her co-star Jamie Kennedy Experiment dumped her fat fucking ass cuz there was no need pretending to be in love anymore because the show was dead and the publicity stunt was no longer needed….

She’s got a gig playing a female escort called “The Client List” which has to be a fucking joke…unless the show is the escort situation I got in a few months ago when we called the agency to get two quality pussy for 300 dollars, and two fucking pigs they pulled out of the barn showed up.

They took our money and we spent half an hour trying to send them back, only to realize we were stuck with them, and all I know is that shit ended with them naked in bed eating pizza, which was a far fucking cry from where we wanted them to be…bouncing on our dicks…But they turned out to be disgusting and it turned out that we couldn’t turn them away, so we made the best of the low quality shit no one in the room wanted to see naked….

You know the kind of escort who you take to the Monster Truck event cuz you hate being alone, but that you make sure keep their clothes on…and the most sexual it ever gets is you let her watch you jerk off to porn cuz she has time to kill and not the kind of escort you ask for the girlfriend experience….

Leading me to believe, this new Jennifer Love shit is gonna be a series of a whore getting rejected by everyone except the real strange ones….and I hope there are nude scenes because naked, even on gutter pig shit is still naked….

So here she is wearing heels cuz I guess she’s getting into character….I think she’s just trying to make her cankles less obvious, but they don’t really make heels high enough to make that happen, she needs more of a miracle in the form of diet and fucking exercise…..

Pics via Fame

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2010

28

Jun

Jennifer Loves Eating of the Day

I guess this is as close to pornographic as Jennifer Love Hewitt gets, you know at the bank taking out money cuz that’s the only reason dudes fuck her, I mean that good life and memories of pussy he once jerked off to when she was the fat tits in all those teen movies in the 90s, you know before she became the emotional eating Ghost Whisperer fatness you see here…and I know what you bitches are thinking…cuz I’ve been doing this a long time and I get your hatemail…and that is that she’s not as fat as she was at her fattest….but she’s still fat and fat is fat….and I’m sure some of you are into this shit…and I’m hopin it’s more about seeing her take out money and less about her sloppy body….but that’s not because I care what you like, but because I care about this bitch knowing her self-worth….so there’s no distractions that leaves her standing in front of the mirror thinking she’s still got it.

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2010

25

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Stands Skinny of the Day

Hey fat chicks…If you are ever in a situation where you need to have pictures taken of you, be sure to take a bunch of laxatives 2 days earlier, fast for 24 hours, get an industrial strength pair of SPANX, make sure to swell your tits as much as you fucking can, put on a cleavage dress, pose with a fatter chick, and if there are none around, stand like Jennifer Love is standing, cuz it’s some optical illusion, where one foot in from of the other takes her big thick legs and thins the shit out….and the whole thing isn’t as exciting as this would have been 10 years ago when she was the busty skinny chick from TV and not the busty fat chick from the all you can eat buffet where she’s been keeping busy cuz her TV show, which was probably the dumbest concept for a show finally got cancelled…and her boyfriends have all left her high maintenance ass….leaving her nothing else to do but eat…and show off her tits to distract us from that eating….

Pics via Fame

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2010

31

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Reminds Us That Fat Chicks Like Their Shoes of the Day

There is a study that fatter girls are hooked on buying shoes because it is the one thing on their body that doesn’t change sizes. It’s like if bitch is a size 7 in high school, she’s usually gonna be a size 7 in her 40s, even if her pantsize has gone from a size 0 to a “I wear elastic waistband pants I buy at the fat chick store cuz they don’t make shit in my size anymore”, like my wife. So they go shopping for shoes cuz other than eating buffets, it is the only way they feel good about themselves when shopping and here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt showing off her shoes, the only thing she’s got left, you know now that she’s on her way back to obesity.

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2010

16

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Getting Fat Again of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is playing with fire. She recently broke up with Jamie Kennedy Experiment and now she’s out getting fried chicken or whatever kind of chicken this chicken place serves cuz I know isn’t skinless chicken in a low fat salad chicken…She came so far in her happiness with Jamie Kennedy Experiment…he put her to work because I guess he was a fan and she shed the pounds and started looking more like her small-headed busty on a skinny frame self, but now they’ve split and she’s hit the fast food to eat her emotions…and shit’s a real tragedy. I really thought she had another run in her, another chance to get jerked off too, but I guess people are just gonna have to stick with the blue tank top in Can’t Hardly Wait, since it’s done.

On a sidenote, Jamie Kennedy was in Montreal for the comedy festival a few years ago and I know at least 4 girls who were his groupie and hooked up with him and I couldn’t really understand why, dude’s so second rate, but it turns out if a motherfucker is on TV that’s all it takes to get pussy…so if you’re smart, you’ll start going to auditions for TV commercials looking for useless, fat, virgins who smell like cum, cuz even that will be enough to get a girl wet, she just has to notice you. Remember that and remember I always give the good advice….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Emotional Eating|Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

02

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off Her Titties of the Day

There was a time when Jennifer Love Hewitt was only good for having big tits on a small frame and that time ended when Jennifer Love Hewitt decided to emotionally eat her way thru life, leading her an inflated fucking whale of a girl who could only get on person hard and that person was the guy at the restaurant she was walking into cuz he knew it meant he’d make some fucking money that night…until the world turned on her, laughed at her and humilated her, in way that would have got us kicked out of school for being “bullies” but that brought some real-life perspective to her that forced her to get on the treadmill and work her ass off so that she would never be laughed at again, proving that bullying, another move by the government to make everyone seemingly nice, despite everyone genetically being cunts who love other people’s downfalls, is one of life’s needed mechanisms to help us all be better people….

Here she is showing off her tits for a change….

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2010

22

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Fucking Clown of the Day

It was Jennifer Love Hewitt’s birthday, she turned 31 and I guess no one gave a fuck, so she decided to dress up like an idiot to let the world know she’s celebrating and having the time of her life cuz it’s her day, or maybe it just took her 31 years to realize and accept the fact that she’s an overweight joke by dressing like the clown that she is, but really what the fuck do I know, other than that this costume in February is nothing but fucking stupidity, but the good news is that I never knew something so insignificant, like some bitch I don’t know who I never found hot, even though she was tiny with big tits, cuz I knew eventually her ass would catch up and balance out her horse face, could actually annoy me this much, but now I do…

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2010

13

Jan

What the fuck is Jennifer Love Hewitt Doing to Her Vagina of the Day

What the fuck is this about? Vajazzling her Pussy? I’m assuming it was Jamie Kennedy’s way into her pants. You know he volunteered this genius idea to decorate her pussy with crystals before decorating it with semen or maybe this is just a joke. Either way, I don’t get this hippie bullshit but would like to see pictures of this hippie bullshit.

Posted in:Decoration|Jennifer Love Hewitt|Vagina