She’s older and rounder cuz t he rest of her body caught up with her tits that were once on a small frame you obsessed over. Her face is still average at best, a little more weather, a few new wrikles that represent broken dreams and failed relationships, but she’s still Jennifer Love, the huge bust you thought was the hottest thing in the 90s. The one you used to pretend you were married to when growing up watching Party of 5 before realizing you were gay and coming out of the closet, only to tape pictures of Joshua Jackson on your pillow instead of her, knowing the plight of the homosexual was far more difficult than that of a straight mans, making your dreams of being a princess at your wedding purely just fantasy, instead of the reality it coulda become if you stuck out with Jennifer Love, cuz bitch is probably pretty desperate, willing to marry anyone who still remembers her, and I for one remember her tits cuz they are all that was good about her, so I didn’t really need this flubbery reminder, but part of me is glad I got it.

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With being dumped by your fiance cuz you are fat, to being dumped by Jamie Kennedy cuz your show got cancelled and he doesn’t have to front anymore to keep the only job people were willing to give him, to having the whole world point at laugh at your fatness, Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally realized the importance of hiring a good photo retoucher as well as putting down that tub of ice cream, working out cuz she has nothing else to do, and the idea of dying alone cuz you look like the bitch I just saw buying chocolate bars at WalMart, who I know only has her cats, and you’ve got too much pride, cuz in your mind you’re still Jennifer Love Hewitt, the teen dream, to end up with guys like me who fuck fat chicks cuz they are the only chicks willing to fuck us.

I’ve probably said some real horrible things about this pig, but she’s lookin’ good. See, I can give credit where credit is deserved and starving yourself into something fit is always worth celebrating…I mean if these pictures were actually of her and not actually retouched to fucking shit making her look hotter and tighter than she actually is…..I don’t believe this is her body for a fucking second.

That said, here are the pics.

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Here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt trying to hide her fat ass and thick sloppy legs, but realizing that there’s really no purse big enough to pull it off, and she’d have to start carrying luggage, or a hockey bag filled with equipment, and it’s just a hell of a lot easier to accept her over-eating cuz it feels like she is getting hugged on the inside because she never gets hugged on the outside…as all her men abandon ship after realizing just how lazy, yet high maintenance, this slob is….

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I am posting these pictures for guys who can’t get enough of their chick on a lazy, unshowered Sunday afternoon after pigging out on donuts while watching some bullshit movie, cuz it’s the day they like doing nothing…You know that jelly on her chin, stained slob pants that make her ass look huge, and her greasy hair that makes her smell like park just gets you fired up and ready to fuck since it’s better than hiding in the bathroom jerking off…..and I am posting these pictures for the guys who wish they had a girl to do that with but instead are destined to a long lonely life of social awkwardness….because there is nothing hot about this and even the weirdest Jennifer Love Hewitt obsessed fan who thinks she can do no wrong would be disappointed…cuz no one likes a fat slobby bitch…ever. This is not acceptable.

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This is really believable….I have a feeling this has either got to be some kind of dream sequence in a horrible movie….that they are going to filter in editing to give her a youthful glow…or that this is a movie that she is producing and that she decided to sabotage by volunteering to be the school girl in order to feed her ego…cuz the only reason someone that looks like this would be wearing a school girl outfit would be to try to turn their husband on…cuz the sex got stagnant and she noticed how into younger girls he was…not realizing her fat ass in a school girl outfit doesn’t have the same affect…or on Halloween….where here and her single friends decide to go out and try to find husbands cuz they’ve wore their vibrators down to the plastic skeleton…

Either way, this isn’t hot and would only be hot if she was the older girl coming back to high school to get her diploma while deciding she’d rather teach the girls and boys how to fuck…but they changed laws for 18 year olds in high school…so it is totally unbelieveable…kinda like these pictures…

Good thing you’ll take anything you can get.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of those girls who irritates me. Her face and little bullshit act has got on my nerves for what seems like a long time. The fact that she never showed off her naked tits and still got attention made me mad and the fact that she got fat and disgusting, although was bittersweet got everyone talking about her, keeping her around to annoy me even more….

That is why these pics make me happy…like when her show got canceled, like when her fiance left her, like when Jamie Kennedy Experiment left her…Because wanting to punch her in the fucking face before sticking my dick inside her cuz she is the bitch from “Can’t Hardly Wait” is kinda porn to me….unfortunately this is just make-up, but sometimes costumes help fantasies come true….not to be morbid or anything….

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Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new gig now that Ghost Whisperer, the stupidest show on TV, got cancelled and her co-star Jamie Kennedy Experiment dumped her fat fucking ass cuz there was no need pretending to be in love anymore because the show was dead and the publicity stunt was no longer needed….

She’s got a gig playing a female escort called “The Client List” which has to be a fucking joke…unless the show is the escort situation I got in a few months ago when we called the agency to get two quality pussy for 300 dollars, and two fucking pigs they pulled out of the barn showed up.

They took our money and we spent half an hour trying to send them back, only to realize we were stuck with them, and all I know is that shit ended with them naked in bed eating pizza, which was a far fucking cry from where we wanted them to be…bouncing on our dicks…But they turned out to be disgusting and it turned out that we couldn’t turn them away, so we made the best of the low quality shit no one in the room wanted to see naked….

You know the kind of escort who you take to the Monster Truck event cuz you hate being alone, but that you make sure keep their clothes on…and the most sexual it ever gets is you let her watch you jerk off to porn cuz she has time to kill and not the kind of escort you ask for the girlfriend experience….

Leading me to believe, this new Jennifer Love shit is gonna be a series of a whore getting rejected by everyone except the real strange ones….and I hope there are nude scenes because naked, even on gutter pig shit is still naked….

So here she is wearing heels cuz I guess she’s getting into character….I think she’s just trying to make her cankles less obvious, but they don’t really make heels high enough to make that happen, she needs more of a miracle in the form of diet and fucking exercise…..

Pics via Fame

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I guess this is as close to pornographic as Jennifer Love Hewitt gets, you know at the bank taking out money cuz that’s the only reason dudes fuck her, I mean that good life and memories of pussy he once jerked off to when she was the fat tits in all those teen movies in the 90s, you know before she became the emotional eating Ghost Whisperer fatness you see here…and I know what you bitches are thinking…cuz I’ve been doing this a long time and I get your hatemail…and that is that she’s not as fat as she was at her fattest….but she’s still fat and fat is fat….and I’m sure some of you are into this shit…and I’m hopin it’s more about seeing her take out money and less about her sloppy body….but that’s not because I care what you like, but because I care about this bitch knowing her self-worth….so there’s no distractions that leaves her standing in front of the mirror thinking she’s still got it.

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