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2013

04

Apr

Karolina Kurkova Making Faces for Elle Czech of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is my favorite model, turned plus sized and threatened to lose her job for being fat, because unlike working the cash at Walmart, modeling is the one job you can still fire a bitch for her gut without having letters written to head office, or media involvement saying you’re discriminating based on obesity levels, even though statistically, obese people are lazy and shitty for business. Only, Karolina Kurkova decided that instead of fighting them and making a scandal out of the evil corporation turning on her for being fat, she was going to do what was best for everyone involved, and that’s get in shape….so now, as she makes faces for Elle Czech….I can sit back and appreciate her for not giving in like so many other women do, she said “Slow metabolism, you can’t beat me”….and look how good it’s worked out. Take her advice all you fat bitches out there, cuz no one like a fat bitch. FACT.

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2013

18

Mar

Karolina Kurkova Hot for Vogue Germany of the Day

I don’t know if it is a fetish, but I would say that I am a serious fan of the 1960s farm girl look….especially when it’s pulled off by a pretty big lingerie model…..cuz I really love this shoot….it reminds me of a simpler times….or of a naughty bored housewife who is still good at doing housework cuz society hasn’t ruined her into thinking she can have a career…..you know

The other reason I like it, is cuz Karolina Kurkova looks hot as fuck, while she brings hope to all girls who were once fat…that they can stop eating and get skinny….sure it was a matter of her career being cut short when Victoria’s Secret almost fired her for being plus sized….despite 98% of their customers being plus sized…you know mall rats in small towns…trying to keep the spark alive for their high school sweethearts….who they hate…but have no choice but to stick with…cuz that’s the Christian way…..

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2013

06

Mar

Karolina Kurkova is GIving Me Boners at and Event of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models…but only because she made a serious comeback…she was on a downward spiral of fat chick syndrome…where she was so large she almost got fired….probably because of laziness and overeating….but that she blamed on her thyroid and that she starved herself to get out of…making me happy to stare at her her at events…dressed in sexy dresses…knowing she escaped a fate so many lazy chicks can’t escape…we had a close call, but we didn’t go down that road with this one…so she’s a fucking keeper….and that’s why she gives me boners…

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2013

14

Feb

Karolina Kurkova Grabs Her Tits for Valentine’s Day

Karolina Kurkova wishes you a happy Valentines Day by grabbing at her amazing model tits…and I think that’s a pretty decent thing to do…considering it is probably more than anyone else is doing for you…and even if it is some generic shit that means nothing….like most Valentine’s Day bullshit…where the only thing that is real is your sadness and disappointment in life….even when you’re in happy relationships…while I like the only real thing to be me fucking girls filled with sadness and disappointment….cuz really that’s the key to fucking my life…as someone who doesn’t feel those silly emotions…and instead just finds joy in everyone else’s despression…..

I mean sure, it’d be better if she was in my mouth, sitting on my face, grinding my chin with her egg hole, but I’ll take this generic shit….cuz like you….I got nothing better going on.

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2013

13

Feb

Karolina Kurkova is Boring for Marie Claire USA of the DAy

One of my favorite videos of Karolina Kurkova…one I liked so much I uploaded it to youtube back in 2008…

…..a year her career ballooned and Victoria’s Secret said “bitch, stop eating or you’re fired”….and to solidify that seriousness in their tone…they aired her not fitting into her costume a few weeks after fitting for it…cuz she just kept getting fat….something she blamed on hormones and has since bounced back from like a good girl….as seen in these March pics from Marie Claire….and I guesss what it comes down to is that it is never too late to turn around your fat ness…

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2013

06

Feb

Karolina Kurkova’s Squeezed Into a Dress of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is funny and not just cuz she’s making faces…but because she almost got kicked off the Victoria’s Secret team for being a tank of a woman….that she blamed on her thyroid and not on her laziness….only to realize “shit, I make a lot of money being skinny”….to which she got her shit together…got skinny….and now she can attend events and celebrate….as her tits squeeze out of her dress like it was a sausage casing and they were bad implants…because that’s what fucking matters people….going from fat to skinny to get pay increases and incentives….like not getting fired and sent back to whatever third world you’re from…THanks evil panty corporation for being so generous…


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2012

03

Dec

Anne V and Karolina Kurkova Modeling of the Day


This could have worked out a whole lot better…and been a whole lot hotter…you know cuz they are bikini and lingerie models….who are willing to get topless…and show off their bikini and lingerie models…but instead Roberto Cavalli…used them in the worst possible way….like hiring a hooker to come over and play a game of chess or some shit…step up your bikini model game Cavalli and staff…I thought fashion understood this whole nudity thing…

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2012

23

Oct

Karolina Kurkova Non-Nude for Vogue Germany of the Day

My expectations are always too high when it comes to Germany….I know it is probably a cliche, or played out, but I am sure at one point in time was actual truth, where their culture was really into almost criminal S&M and Shit Eating fetishes….and whenever I hear a model…especially a lingerie model…like KAROLINA KURKOVA who was almost blacklisted from the lingerie modeling world for being a fat bitch…and more importantly…. WAS FEATURED ON NATIONAL TV FOR BEING FAT BACKSTAGE AT THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW before realizing what is important in life…and that’s getting paid to not be a fat bitch….so I was expecting a lot more out of this…but I figure I’ll post Karolina Kurkova for her die hard fans and for those of you who just can’t get enough of women in outrageous pants……and big fuckin’ smiles…This is a feel good photoshoot for those of us who lack a soul.

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2012

12

Jul

Karolina Kurkova’s Ass Flash on Set of the Day

Karolina Kurkova On Set Panty Flash

Karolina Kurkova On Set Panty Flash 2

Karolina Kurkova is some hotness…who was at one point humiliated on national TV during a Victoria’s Secret shoot, because the dress they fitted to her didn’t fit her anymore, cuz she had got fat….but like good old school bullying, and threats from her people and Victoria’s Secret that there’s no room for a size 27 jean in their panty catalog, she faked a thyroid issue and stopped eating shitty foods, only to bring it all back to her size 24 goodness….and let this be inspiration to you fat bitches in your size 27 jeans, it is never too late to be a size 24….and let this be a reminder to dudes to always tell chicks they are fat so they don’t get complacent or comfortable with their bodies….negative body images makes for beter sex and hotter bitches….

Here is Karolina Kurkova, amazing on set, flashing ass cuz she knows I like it.


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2012

31

May

Some More Karolina Kurkova for Vogue Mexico of the Day

I am not posting these pics of Karolina Kurkova because she’s hot, or half naked, or because she’s interesting…I’ve POSTED HER HOT PICS FROM HER VOGUE MEXICO TAKEOVER ….you see cuz I am a top blogger…

I am posting these pics of her because she’s pulling some sucking in her stomach to show off that she is no longer fat…typical fat chick turned skinny hustle…

We get it bitch…you turned your weight gain around…and didn’t become Anna Nicole Smith…get over it….

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2012

29

May

Karolina Kurkova in Lingerie for Vogue Mexico of the Day

I kinda liked Karolina Kurkova during her fat years…..you know when she COULDN’T FIT INTO HER DRESS DURING THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW CUZ SHE GOT SO FAT ….It was an emotional time filled with baked goods…that almost got her fired from Victoria’s Secret, who’s secret isn’t that they hate fat chicks, if anything they love them, cuz they know fat chicks buy their shit to make their husbands happy, they just don’t want them modeling for them….and either do the husbands….

She blamed it on hormones, developed an eating disorder, had some kids, and now she’s in Vogue Mexico, my mother nation, wearing lingerie looking hotter than most moms should….

But I still miss her lowest point…that was the window of opportunity to move in on her big eastern european ass….but there’s always menopause to bring all that fat back….we can only hope…cuz SEEING HER FAT AND HALF NAKED ON THE RUNWAY BROUGHT ME JOY ….

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2012

24

May

Karolina Kurkova in a Bikini on a Yacht in Cannes of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is a millionaire top model….and in being a millionaire top model…she gets to hang out with other millionaires…and billionaires…living the good life on yachts and in luxury hotels…because people who can affort yachts and luxury hotels…even though she can afford yachts and luxury hotels on her own….want top bikini models around…it kinda steps up their image….like when I throw picnics in the park next to indian families of 40…I always bring at least 3 crackwhores by promising to feed them some hot dogs….because I like having girls around…and people seeing that I’m the man with the herem….sure a toothless, unshowered, fat and disgusting herem…but when you’re as good as me, with my budget of hot dogs, you take what you get….


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2012

09

Mar

Karolina Kurkova and Crystal Renn in a Hot Photoshoot of the Day

One of my pet peaves is when people tell me they are crazy, when I know real crazy people don’t know they are crazy, like me for example, I think I’m normal as fuck, but if you ask anyone, they will just tell you I’m crazy…..

Crazy is over used, over prescribed, over medicated and just an excuse for sane people to justifyu why they “fucked” up or feel fucked up, you know a lapse in judgement, that also works for the courts to get them less jail time….for a breed of people that just suck….

Real crazy, I’m talking actual instutionalized crazy….is hot….primal fucking instincts….just masturbation all day.. that leads to some of the best sex you can get….scary at times..you know since the people who don’t know what the fuck is going on, or who the fuck they are, or who the fuck you are….especially when you work the institution and are in charge of the straps…on night shift….

That’s why this Karolina Kurkova and Crystal Renn shoot is so hot….how all Victoria’s Secret shoots should be done….

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2012

23

Jan

Karolina Kurkova’s Legs of the Day

Here are some model who fights with her weight and pretends it is her thyroid and not just binging legs at her skinny months….for no reason other than that I like long thin legs on all bitches…even if they used to be fat…cuz I know they put value on what is important and that is being skinny…not to mention, I’m just looking at pics of the bitch….not marrying the bitch…so it’s a here and now situation…I don’t need to worry about what happens 6 months or 6 years down the road to this prone to be a fucking pig….pig….not looking like a pig right now…

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2011

12

Jul

More Karolina Kurkova Lingerie Model Mom in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

I posted some bikini pictures of model who almost got fired for being fat but instead blamed it on a health issue, got pregnant, and came back tighter than ever, so tight she no long her a belly button, which makes no sense, unless maybe the corporate monsters at Victoria’s Secret created a robot in her image, like some Stepford wife’s shit, cuz you know at the 10 billion dollars a year they make, they can pretty much do anything they fucking want with these immigrant bitches they own…. yesterday….but these pics of her in her red bikini being a mom were floating around and unfortunately, I have an addiction to posting every bikini picture I can on the site, so here it is….

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