Here are some pictures of old lady Madonna in some lingerie promoting her new album like she’s not pushing 60. She’s so heavily photoshopped that these are as much her as her singing at the superbowl was. I mean these might as well be a young hired model photoshopped to look like Madonna, cuz it’d probably require less photoshop than making Madonna look like this….
But as a man with nostaglic tit appareciation, I’m gonna post this shit and go along with her lie, you know pretend it’s still early 90s and I’m jerking off to her Truth or Dare movie….I have that ability….some call it a talent, others a curse….
Either way, here’s the “digitial sketch” of Madonna….cuz this shit is no longer considered a photo.
When I watching the Super Bowl half time show…Like Gisele, I prayed, only not for my husband to win, cuz I knew he couldn’t do it on his own, but for Madonna to have a lip slip while lip syncing….see cuz I watched the shit and she wasn’t out of breath for a fucking second of her miserable performance…..I also prayed she’d have a heart attack, not a fatal one, just one hard enough for her to realize that a senior she should sit the fuck down, class the fuck up, this isn’t geriatric aqua-robics bitch, this is a pop music career and you’re 140 fucking years old…..turns out there is a god…cuz here’s her big old mom pussy….aged from perfection…if you know what I Mean… and if you don’t it is that this performance is fucking hysterical…even if it’s not the best Lip Slip or even an actual Lip Slip…but it’s the best I’ve found so far…and I take what I can get….
Madonna’s showing off her body and still pretending she’s Marilyn Monoroe cuz she’s pretty much old enough to be Marilyn Monroe…you know she’s got to that stage of her senior citizenship where it doesn’t matter if she’s 60 or 140….she’s not hot…or erotic…and even in little clothes we know her body is drooping, practically dripping off her….vagina lips flapping in the wind….but here’s her pre-Superbowl….Football inspired…video with Nicki Minaj’s big tits to give her appeal to the youth and M.I.A to keep it hip….making them her cheerleaders to make her seem above them….because the timing is right, she’s in the media…she’s an empire..this is money making..and I’m posting cuz I appreciate all whores trying to be sexy …especially when they are historically known for being sluts…even scandalous sex icons in the 80s….cuz it shows they have trouble letting go…they’re a little pathetic…but grannies in panties are hysterical…..enjoy…
I saw these pictures the other day and ignored them…I don’t like seeing cleavage on women over 50, unless I am drunk and my dickis down their throat as I cry due to sadness of having to accept I reached rock bottom…
I do not like encourage this kind of activity from old washed up bitches, especially not from someone like Madonna, who can’t grasp that although she’s some still a wild sexual being that she’s made her millions off of, she’s no longer one we want to watch…and she really should save this for the poor gold digger who is banging her to get ahead…ideally behind closed doors…and on video that she releases to the world in a few years…that I will watch for the same reason I watched “Period on a Spoon”…cuz I like trainwrecks….
I know how photoshopped to shit these pictures of her are, I can hate D&G for making these, but I can’t really blame them, just look at all the press they got…and it just wouldn’t be right of me to pretend they don’t exist…and laugh while you play with yourself…something that kinda makes me feel like we’re kind gay.
Here’s a jacked up Madonna who doesn’t even look like Madonna because they’ve edited her face into something almost worth fucking…this is so photoshopped that they should have just hired another model to stand in and call her Madonna, and maybe that’s what they did because I don’t see any rippling muscles or haggard face and really…if I was Madonna in all her disgusting glory…I would probably do the fucking same cuz who wants to deal with the truth of how you actually look….in a hide the mirrors in your house and only let trained photographers with high powered computer skills take pictures for you…cuz that way you can play make-belief since you don’t ever have to look at yourself…good fucking deal….
So if jerking off to Madonna is a childhood memory, this could be your last chance to revisit those years, unless you use youtube or the internet from screencaps from that movie she did called “SEX”….
Watching this video of Madonna’s new video called Celebration disgusts me. Watching her move and hump the air like she’s 20 while flashing panties knowing her pussy is actually 50 is not fucking hot. I don’t care how many special effects they use in editing, she can’t fool me into jerking off to this piece of shit. Unfortunately she didn’t have a heart attack while filming this electronic, robotic disaster that I’m sure gay dudes everywhere love cuz it’s fuckin’ Madonna. She needs to hang up that career of hers and go back to raising her kids.
In case you were wondering, and I know you were, because the song Material Girl really connected with you back when it came out, at least to the point where you were bouncing around your house singing it in your mom’s dress in front of the mirror until your dad walked in on you and beat the fuck out of you for being a little queer, something he didn’t ever accept or want in his house, forceing you to supress that part of your life, but take on carpentry or Football to prove to him how much of a man you are, blocking out that love for Madonna for your entire life, leaving you unsure why every time her songs come on you feel like crying….Madonna is fuckin’ ridiculous.
Sure swimming in shorts and a tank top was a good thing, so that we don’t have to see her dying corpse of a body, but having a motherfucker hold an umbrella over her head is just fuckin crazy….
I am definitely not the ideal parent, you know the kind of guy you’d want your kids to look up to as a mentor and advisor. I’m not the person you’d want teaching your kids life lessons and important things like how to treat other people, or how to drink without puking, but that’s okay, because I don’t have kids of my own to fuck up.
Madonna on the otherhand does and I think bringing her 20 year old fuck toy into her kids’ life some serious asshole behavior, that’s the kind of shit that will turn Lourdes into some kind of daddy issue whore, mimicking her mother and ending up with a pussy that has seen more cock than my uncle’s chicken farm, not that that’s a big deal, especially considering those are the only kinds of girls who have sex with me, and the fact that Madonna’s got staff to take care of the kids and to let them know that what their mommy does is wrong and that she’s a horrible, vile person who I am ashamed I ever masturbated to, but the one thing she did do right is her choice in bathing suits, because a covered up Madonna is a far better Madonna than one in a bikini. Good job, you whore. Let’s hope you drowned.
No, I’m not gay, although when whores finger my asshole and play with my nipples you’d think that I was, so I don’t actually find this picture of Madonna sexy, but I’m guessing she does, because otherwise, she’d do what other insecure cunts do and put some fuckin’ pants on. The thought of her vagina sneaking it’s way out of those panties is some serious shit, I’m talking what nightmares are made of, I mean provided she still has a vagina, because based on science the level of testosterone pumpin thru her veins could grow her a set of balls.
Lookin’ Good Sweetheart. I have a pretty strong stomach. I don’t ever throw up, I don’t get grossed out, I even watched 1 Guy, 1 Cup where the motherfucker’s asshole exploded into a bloody mess and I wasn’t phased. But for some reason, this shit made my stomach turn. I guess I just hairy faced menopausal bitches
BONUS – Here’s a Video of Madonna’s Driver Going Nuts on the Paparazzi
So this vintage nude picture of Madonna is up for auction, they are estimating that it’s worth somewhere around 10,000 dollars, but I think that bush is fucking priceless. The truth is that I don’t hate bush, I find them entertaining and fully shaved is so fucking mainstream, I like seeing a little fucking character, as long as I am not knee deep in the shit. The site has always supported bush in theory and I am not going to back down now by dissing Madonna for rocking a 70s bush in the 70s, especially since she over the last 30 years, her clit has grown to the size of my penis with all the steroids and I am down with celebrating her when she was still a woman, I mean look at those fucking tits.
Here’s a quote about the auction…
Madonna, then known as Madonna Louise Ciccone, may have earned as little as $25 for the 1979 modeling session. The raw, full frontal black-and-white image, taken by Lee Friedlander, appeared in Playboy in 1985 and is to be auctioned Feb. 12. Madonna was a 20-year-old dancer trying to make ends meet when she answered Friedlander’s newspaper ad seeking a nude model, said Matthieu Humery, head of Christie’s photography department.
I guess that just goes to show that anytime you use your body for money, someone else is making a lot more money off it and it will surface after you establish yourself and become a mega star. I am totally for girls getting naked for money, I am also totally for girls getting naked for free. I hate the stigma that they have thinking sending me nudes will ruin their chances of getting into college, or will be shameful to their families, when nudity is our natural state. So prude bitches who don’t get naked or send me naked pictures on the internet are the real whores. I guess I am like a hippie despite hating hippies and firmly believe nudity is our natural state and I want to celebrate your natural state by cumming all over my belly lookin’ at you in all your glory…well not you…since you’re a dude…but you if you have a vagina, if you know what I mean.
Update: I didn’t notice the armpit hair or leg hair because I was staring at her bush and trying to make out the lips behind all her Italian glory, and I definitely don’t support negligence in maintenance, it is lazy, despite my love for bush. Get it together you fucking slob.
Another Update: I want to own this picture, so I think I need to start a fundraiser on the site for you all to donate to this very important cause. If we get to our target and get this picture, I promise to tour it around the world and let each and every one of you sniff it. I just don’t know how to start a fundraiser on the internet because I am disorganized.
To See The Auction at Christies, Follow This Link GO
Here’s a video of Madonna falling, it happens in the first 40 seconds of the video and the music track just keeps on going, proving that she doesn’t even need to be at the concert for the concert to go down. Maybe she’s just letting us know that you don’t need talent to be rich, you just need to be a slut, but we already know that, so maybe it’s just some kind of Christmas Miracle or Madonna super power called lip synching, but for some reason her fans don’t seem to care. Maybe they are just trying to pretend they are getting their 200 dollar ticket’s worth, you know denial….
The first time I watched the clip, I missed the old lady wipe out, unfortunately not injuring herself, but I did see her lesbian make out session with one of her dancers, because she’s all about shock and awe desite shit being disgusting, but the truth is it isn’t a lesbian make out session at all, because when Madonna went thru menopause her vagina turned into testicles….really muscular testicles. Watch the video….
I was sitting next to a late night pizza place after going out drinking last night and this girl walked by a group of older immigrant drunk men, alone. The guys ravaged her. They were pulling at her and asking her questions like if she liked to fuck. Then one of them asked her if she wanted to see their friend’s big purple cock, and the guy who was the owner of the big purple cock, said he didn’t want it getting back to his kids, but he assured her that his cock was big and purple and the girl ran off, choosing to not get pizza where old men with big purple cocks assault 18 year old college girls. I didn’t get a good look at he guy with the big purple cock, but I think it could have been Hayden Panettiere, despite being at the Madonna concert, because it’s a pre-requisite to keep her gay passport, like being in a Gay Pride Parade, dressing like a woman at least once, going to an Aids charity event, and knowing what at least 10 different cocks, look, feel and taste like….before and after they’ve been in your ass.
Here’s a cleaned up version of Britney Spears performing last night with a clothed Naked Cowboy and it looks like all the homos in the audience had the time of their life, because straight guys just can’t appreciate this shit.
I actually don’t understand why gay guys are so hooked on Madonna. It’s fucking crazy, they see her as an idol even though she has a vagina and even new generation teenage homos are all up on this bitch because even though she’s before they time, just because it’s part of the job description of taking it in the shitter…
Here’s Madonna and Britney in Concert Together
Here’s a video of Naked Cowboy doing what he does best on the streets of New York and not with Britney Spears in Concert…
Here’s a video of Madonna in Concert Supporting Gay Marriages Because Her Whole Fanbase is Gay….
I am sure I am not the only person who has masturbated to Madonna in their lifetime. Whether it was the movie Truth or Dare or her Sex book, she was always a driving force in being a naughty little girl. Unfortunately, like all naught little girls, they grow up and now she’s 50, on tour and trying to hold onto the fact that we all jerked off to her at one point in our lives, without realizing that her vagina has expired. She is pretty fit for an old lady but still an old lady and I, along with the front row at her concert are happy her underwear bottoms and fishnet outfit she’s wearing are tight enough to keep her shit in place, because I’d hate to see her uterus fall on the stage, actually I’d probably love it, but it would still be disgusting to see. This is her at her concert in Nice France and shit’s definitely not as Nice as it could be. You liked that shitty play on words, admit it.