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2012

17

Jul

Mila Kunis Shitty for Interview of the Day

Mila Kunis, the most loved girl in Hollywood, even though she is cute at best, in what I can only assume is that jewish people run Hollywood, and like to endorse hot jewish girls, because jewish guys, who are paying for movie tickets and DVD collections, like jewish girls who are hot…..because they are usually forced to marry that way, and this brings them hope….while loyal fan boys are also seduced by her, for the simple fact that she’s in a movie and not ugly….and you can pretend one day when you become a billionaire, or inherit your Grandfather’s millions, you’ll get her to marry you…..until remembering she’s with Ashton Kutcher….he’s fucking the girl you think is your girl even though it is all fantasy and she will never talk to you even if you happen to be at the table next to her or even the seat next to her on a flight, but your overbearing mother gave you hope that you could have anything you want…reality hasn’t set in….

This is a shoot for Interview magazine, and who really cares about what she’s gotta say, Interview Magazine, I really just wanna see her naked….to guage how meaty her vagina is….and to take her to the next level of celebrity bitch I want to jerk off to….and this photoshoot doesn’t really cut it, but it does show some upper thing which is enough for the religis to cum themselves too…

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2012

13

Jul

Mila Kunis Sucks as the Face of Miss Dior of the Day

Mila Kunis was cast as the face of Miss Dior in their new campaign, and shit was as boring as you’d fucking expect a cash grab like this to be. You know when you are the mose overrated girl in Hollywood, who has fucked some of the worst men in Hollywood, at the top of her fucking career, she doesn’t even have to fucking try anymore….at least that’s what I assume is going on here cuz this campaign needs a little less face – a lot more body….ideally half naked….I can’t believe I fell into the marketing trap that was Mila Kunis, thanks to an awesome PR Team the last few years…..where I went along with the “she’s the hottest bitch around”…contributing to her not feeling inclined to get naked in movies or in fashion campaigns…because she doesn’t have to….and I’ve failed as an objective critic….and here is her shitty campaign that is more a campaign designed to make you hate her with me….

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2012

11

Jul

Mila Kunis Does the 60s Housewife in Elle UK of the Day

Mila Kunis would be a more believable housewife from the 1960s, you know all wholesome and well behaved, all Emily Post school of etiquette trained always ready to treat her man like her boss and manager her house the way it is supposed to be managed….if she wasn’t such a whore.

You know the whole probably HIV Positive thanks to Culkin kinda throws off the authenticity of this shoot and even the fantasy of this shoot since AIDS didn’t exist in the 60s. The government hadn’t implemented population control diseases to rid the world of gays and blacks yet.

The only thing realistic about this shit is that she’s old enough to be a housewife.

Garbage.

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2012

29

Jun

Mila Kunis Licking Ice Cream in Glamour August 2012 of the Day

Mila Kunis is alright…especially when not fat for a role and when not fucking Ashton Kutcher or Culkin and his AIDS…and especially when photoshopped for a magazine eating ice cream in short shorts….I am into this even if I hate her and all she represents…..but every once in a while she looks good….This is one of those times,,,,,

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2012

26

Jun

Mila Kunis Looking Pretty Fucking Gross of the Day

I partially feel cheated by Mila Kunis….sure unlike you I grasp that she doesn’t know I exist….and unlike you I don’t think she’ll ever be fucking me….and when I look at pics like this…I really don’t care about that….and unlike you, I don’t care what her taste in men is, even if one is a Culkin, raped by Michael Jackson, possibly HIV positive…..and the other Ashton Kutcher….pretty much the worst dude in all of Hollywood….for reasons that vary from annoying, to fucking annoying…to I hope someone beats that bitch with mommy issues up and leaves him to die…..for unrelated reasons to him banging Mila Kunis like this was That 70s Show……..

I feel cheated cuz I thought she was fucking cute. I really thought she was the ideal bitch to watch in movies, I mean other than her little tits that she never put out there naked….but still fucking cute….but I was wrong…and I’m never wrong about that shit….it was all movie magic…and this reminder in the form of pictures makes me hate her….


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2012

04

Jun

Fat Mila Kunis Gets Heckled of the Day

Unfortunately…I saw the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie Awards…that were as interesting as an hour long commercial for every movie made last year targeted at 16 year olds could be. Russell Brand wasn’t funny….if anything he was annoying and people in the audience…even the people paid to be in the audience didn’t even laugh as his miserable jokes…

The highlight of the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie awards….were when Mila Kunis walked out, someone yelled at her, probably that she looks fucking fat as shit, all bloated as fuck….only to have Marky Mark and the funky bunch, who thinks he is a tough guy cuz he trains for shitty movies where he plays a boxer….to step up and threaten him….in what was not even dramatic enough to be interesting, unless you are like me, and wish you had he opportunity to heckle Mila Kunis…ideally with my genitals and her mouth…cuz fat or not…I’d still celebrate National Donut Day, 3 days late, only clit.

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2012

04

Jun

Fat Mila Kunis Gets Heckled of the Day

Unfortunately…I saw the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie Awards…that were as interesting as an hour long commercial for every movie made last year targeted at 16 year olds could be. Russell Brand wasn’t funny….if anything he was annoying and people in the audience…even the people paid to be in the audience didn’t even laugh as his miserable jokes…

The highlight of the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie awards….were when Mila Kunis walked out, someone yelled at her, probably that she looks fucking fat as shit, all bloated as fuck….only to have Marky Mark and the funky bunch, who thinks he is a tough guy cuz he trains for shitty movies where he plays a boxer….to step up and threaten him….in what was not even dramatic enough to be interesting, unless you are like me, and wish you had he opportunity to heckle Mila Kunis…ideally with my genitals and her mouth…cuz fat or not…I’d still celebrate National Donut Day, 3 days late, only clit.

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2012

25

Apr

Mila Kunis Ass in Leggings of the Day


I find Mila Kunis amazing to look at. She’s probably the top girl in Hollywood as far as I’m concerned but I am tired of hearing losers whine about her fucking Ashton Kutcher, because they don’t know the bitch, and really who fucking cares who she’s fucking, it’s not like you’re a fucking candidate to visit her twat or something….this kind of behvior always weirds me out…..

Sure, Ashton Kutcher is fucking annoying, he blocked me on Twitter in the beginning of Twitter along with one other dude, because he clearly has no sense of humor or good taste..takes life too seriously….proven by that whole Demi Moore bullshit….but more importantly proven everytime his successful ass opens its annoying fucking mouth…..

But you know what, it is very possible that Mila Kunis sucks as a fucking human. Lots of good looking girls are lame and like lame guys who do lame things cuz they have no personality and no idea what’s up. It is very possible that she’s not funny, interesting, cool, she could easily be a bitch who always looks at herself in the mirror talking about hollywood and other uninteresting drivel that you would hate….you see cuz the Mila you think you know and love is a fucking character idiot….

It is very possible that her and Ashton Kutcher are equally fucking idiots who lucked out cuz the producer of 70s show was a pedophile who like underage kids with model like faces….who found love 10 years later cuz they came up together and get each other like no one else gets them who want to fuck…..meant to be together…true asshole love….

What we can hope for is that Mila Kunis got AIDS from Culkin who got it from Michael Jackson and sharing needles with street kids when he was all tormented in the 90s, that she gives to Ashton Kutcher when fucking during a Demi who banged everyone to get a career cuz she was ugly, herpes outbreak…because Ashton Kutcher HIV Positive makes him more tolerable knowing he is suffering….

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2012

14

Mar

Mila Kunis in a Semi-See Through Shirt at the Airport of the Day

I am the kind of guy who really thinks Mila Kunis has got it going on….

I mean other than the pollution and damage Culkin’s cock has probably done to her pussy…something I can still see past…because I have no standards but more importantly haggard, battered, damaged pussy with baggage that could even be HIV positive is kinda what I do….It just never looks as good as this…or smells as good as I think this must smell…because I get some low grade pussy….and this Mila Kunis shit is top tier….at least in terms of Hollywood….cuz for the most part….Hollywood pussy is not really top notch pussy….but eager to be famous, liked, all insecure and irritating pussy….but when it looks like Mila Kunis…it works for me….at least for me to look at in pictures for the sake of this blog…cuz I’m more into jerking off on girls that to pictures or videos of girls…I’m crazy like that….you know a 90s pre internet pervert blast from the past…but I can still appreciate how nice it would be to cum in something that’s packaged like this…

Here she is at the airport in a see through….


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2012

13

Mar

Mila Kunis Gets Fucked By a Bike Seat of the Day

I’m the kind of pervert who likes to make pervert stories out of innocent situations because it makes those situations more interesting to me….Everything in life can be pornographic if you look at it the right way…from eating messy foods, to wearing booty shorts to the grocery store in March, to working out, to facial expressions made in car when on bluetooth, and as Mila Kunis proves…. riding bikes….

She’s up on some hipster cruiser, showing the world exactly why I love sniffing bike seats on hot summer days….you know cuz they are all pussied up….and if you catch them in time….they still have the smell and even the moisture that’s seeped through the shorts, pants, skirts or dresses the girl riding it was wearing…especially after a long ride…vaginal lip on seat connecton is high….and I always just assume it feels good for a bitch, hitting bumps, with all her weight focused on her cunt, I mean else would they ride a bike, when they could just taxi….see cuz life is a fucking porno…I don’t just think it is…it actually is…

So here’s Mila Kunis, showing little cleavage with a seat jacked up her ass and I’m in love with everything these pics have to offer.


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