2013
01
Aug
Milla Jovovich may be 100 years old, a mom, but she’s still got it going on, at least when in a bra for a magazine, like it was 1998 and this was the Fifth Element premiere, and not 15 years later…but I have a feeling these are old pictures…and I have a feeling she looks a bit like a dude in a bra…your favorite…
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2013
09
May
Milla Jovovich lives. I stopped paying attention to her 10 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America. It took a lot of her ethnic appeal, you know mail order bride born during the cold war, escaped via modeling, or by climbing the Siberian mountains..that and she went off a had a bunch of kids, ruining her appeal even more….so that’s probably why I’ve only done 5 posts on her the last decade”….but this Vogue Turkey shoot is fun even if clothed, and I figure I’ll post it for you Milla fans, while I remain Milla indifferent….
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2013
01
Jan
Milla Jovovich is in a white bikini….and she looks fucking awful for Milla Jovovich which is probably amazing for most bitches cuz most bitches aren’t Milla Jovovich who may or may not be 100 year old…but who definitely seems like she is…cuz I don’t remember a time before Milla Jovovich existed…but in my defense…I do a lot of drinking and drugs……
I love white bikinis, even when they are dry, even on old moms, even when I’m not masturbating…
My New Years Resolution is to ruin her marriage, send her kids to boarding school and have sex with her all day. HAPPY NEW YEAR….
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2012
05
Oct
I know she’s old and these pics are boring…but my recent fetish is moms who dress like their teenage daughters even if their bodies can’t justify or support it.
It is so youthful and almost sad….you know all the desperation…holding onto what they had while jealous of what their daughters have….in what always makes me think I could get them to cheat on their husbands for one last attempt at excitement.
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2012
04
Oct
Milla Jovovich may be an old mom but she’s still got it…at least in this photoshoot where she’s dressed like an action figure…and I’m not even a sci/fi nerd who love this video game fantasy shit more that they love living in their mom’s basement building sex robots when not playing RPG games or chronically masturbating to animation while scared of girls in efforts to retain their virginity….so those guys must be losing their shit to this….I’m talking nerd system processor overload or some shit.
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2012
10
May
Milla Jovovich flashed her ass today….we’ve all seen this mom naked before…she was a model who was always naked before being in movies….and even in the movies SHE GETS FUCKED WHILE NAKED ….she’s not one of those shy to show her thick hipster bush and long niplles…but I guess staring at her bruised ass is entertaining enough to post….because it is as close as we’ll get to trying to get her pregnant for another time through her anus….if you know what I mean….
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2010
05
Nov
It looks like Milla Jovovich, one of the most overrated pussies to ever escape communism when she was 5 and barely even communist, for the good life in the USA where her mother turned tricks for Brian De Palma, while she landed a modeling contract at 12, but what I can only assume were a group of pedophiles, who escaped being called pedophiles by using the “fashion” card….
Eventually becoming totally overrated cuz virgin losers everywhere loved her for being the physical representation of a videogame they grew up jerking off to….
Is back in full force after the birth of her kid a few years ago, and by back in full force, I mean back to showing off her really substantial nipples, nipples so thick they look like faucets big enough to feed adult babies in dirty diapers…for some movie called Stone….
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2009
12
Aug
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Milla Jovovich just had a kid and this is the ass her husband probably should pulled out to cum all over, instead he got too ambitious and kept shit internal, leading him to a lifelong commitment to this bitch, even after they have a miserable divorce because he got caught fucking a younger and hotter actress.
She was in Maxim, trying to hold onto her youth, like she’s was still just a bright eyed girl on a cattle car escaping communist Russia with some guy she’d called her uncle, who financed the journy by letting men pay to touch her vagina.
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2007
02
Aug
I found pictures of a knocked up Milla Jovovich which I thought were actually cute, but I didn’t post them because I know in your make believe world, all women are 110 pounds with DD tits and asses you can bounce quarters off, so I posted these ones I found instead, as not to be the person who shows you that reality is not the delusions of your own, sexless mind.
People talk a lot of shit about how pregnant ladies are hott, but that’s only for the first 4-5 months I would say, maybe less, when they have that cute little pregnant tummy, and the realization that they have no way out of this shit hasn’t quite sunk in yet. Once bitch starts blowing up, daddy-to-be suddenly looses interest in fucking her and pretty much touching her all together, but keeps telling her “You’re beautiful!!�.
This may come as a giant shock to some of you, but women know they are fat and ugly when they are pregnant, and telling them over and over that they are not, while you stare at 20 year olds walking down the street, only fucking makes it worse. So in the event you actually ever meet a real, live women (not the Realdoll you keep on your closet) and god forbid you impregnate her with your loser sperm, tell her what she already knows, “Honey, I still love you, but you are seriously fucking fat right now, and honestly, you disgust me. I will touch you again when you pop that kid out and head to the gym with the membership I will give you as a “gift�.
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Marie-Eve Martinez
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