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2016

22

Aug

Victoria’s Secret Whores of the Day

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First Up – Martha Hunt Selfies in Lingerie with Alessandra Ambrosio of the Day…because Victoria’s Secret is that they create these women into being sex icons – exploiting them – and making them walk around in underwear like it’s clothes…

If this was high school and you paid a girl in your class to come to class in her bra and panties, you’d likely be suspended.

If this was a coffee shop and you convinced a homeless person to walk into the Stabucks in her bra and panties, all smelling of piss and shit, you’d probably get arrested.

But when you’re a billion dollar brand, your sex work, becomes marketing work, and it’s all ok…the girls are into it, they are validated as hot and can lure men in from every angle…it’s a lottery win really…but still working…

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Second Up – Izabel Goulart’s in a Sports Bra in Brazil, all ripped, not being robbed at gun point like she was Ryan Lochte, because she still lives in Brazil, where she does fitness and eats lettuce all day…maybe even rocking some feces water parasites to keep the weight off – cuz this shit is skinny as fuck…

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2016

08

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio and Izabel Goulart for the Olympics in a Bikini of the Day

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Brazilian Alessandra Ambrosio and Izabel Goulart – who arent’ Brazilian Trannies that people go to Brazil to fuck – as Sex Tourism rules the world….and also increases the world’s AIDS rate, but who are Brazilians who aren’t offensively huge assed, but rather are skinny as fuck and recruited by Brazil loving Victoria’s Secret who made them both rich and famous…

This is not really what the shit filled beaches of Rio actually look like, but it’s good marketing for the Olympics, the city that made them…and Victoria’s Secret who is probably funding it…

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio…

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Here’s Izabel Goulart and her snapchat / instagram photographer making magical content – that proves big production modeling is a fucking joke…

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2016

20

Jun

Izabel Goulart in a Bikini in Ibiza of the DAy

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31 year old Izabel Goulart is fit as fuck…and if you’re wondering why she’s fit – you can watch her HERE’S A WORKOUT VIDEO OF HERS – IT WORKS YOUR CORE…

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Just do that all day for the rest of your life and maybe you’ll look like this body, or you could just stare and jerk off to her wondering why she’s not the most famous of the Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model, because her masterful body deserves to be paid the millions it probably made over the years, allowing her to retire in Brazil with family and friends to tend to her perfect fucking ass…

I am fat fuck but a fan.

I want to start a CHANGE.ORG petition to make all girls like this!

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2016

18

Apr

Charlotte McKinney and Izabel Goulart Bring Social Presence to Baywatch the Recycled Years of the Day

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I heard that Charlotte McKinney was in Baywatch last week, but the people at Baywatch felt like the best way to launch this information that I didn’t care about when I heard it, was to have THE ROCK post a selfie of the their attempt to include social media girls that people talk about on his social media – for his fans to get excited about the already terrible idea of a movie…

When they were casting the movie, I thought McKinney was going to be the choice for the Kelly Rohrbach character, not because she can act, but because they don’t need a bitch to know how to act to be in this movie…I was actually surprised when they didn’t cast her and I’m sure I’ve written about it while laughing at their Behind the Scenes paparazzi pics..and I’d say they answered my prayers or predictions, even though if they really wanted to answer my prayers, they’d blow up the set and put an end to this nonsense…

Sure, it’s the most overhyped movie in the “men’s market”…because people in the “men’s market”…still remember jerking off to Baywatch…the younger generation doesn’t give a fuck about Baywatch, they aren’t in the “men’s market”…but rather the “gender ambiguous” market…filled with girls into gangbangs and getting naked for fake photoshoots in their hometown who they meet off tinder..

Making shows like Baywatch totally fucking obsolete…

So the producers, probably out of touch nerdy dudes who put this together, don’t realize that no one gives a fuck about a new Baywatch, there’s this thing called internet and social media that feeds us babes in bikinis…without the bad acting, story and nostalgia..

This movie NEEDS to fail, bomb hard, because the only thing good about it is in the form for the bathing suits you’ve already seen thanks to staged paparazzi…and I can’t imagine a barely “it girl” from last year will fill up movie seats…

I am going to do everything in my power to wait for this to hit Netflix…..and I hope the rest of the world follows my fucking lead…Let these assholes spend their money stupidly bringing back dog shit shows…don’t give them money back for their shitty attempts…at hype….they should have hired me to write, direct and market this garbage…

Here she is in a bikini – probably at Coachella…

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I guess they brought Izabel Goulart to train Kelly Rohrbach on set…because Goulart is Fit as Fuck…

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2016

12

Apr

Natalie Imbruglia VS Izabel Goulart Bikini Contest of the Day

How about a little bikini contest…

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Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…she’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying, but he’s rich…I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome, probably because she moved to the UK from Australia before drying up into some shrivelled raisin from the sun….and her body is probably from choosing not to have kids…always the right choice..

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Versus Izabel Goulart is ripped…she’s a fitness pornographer, Victoria’s Secret fashion show model, based in Brazil and has a fucking ridiculous low fat percentage….thanks to fitness everyday…these pics are impressive, but she’s a bikini model, so she’s got a higher standard to uphold…of course she looks fit and thin in a bikini – she makes 1,000,000 a year doing this…..

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HONORABLE MENTION BUT NO LONGER IN THE SAME LEAGUE – HEIDI KLUM:

AND THE WINNER IS…..LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR…

Imbruglia…because she’s older, not a bikini model, and her clit isn’t pulsating like an erection from all the testosterone in her veins…

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2016

25

Feb

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Video of the Day

LOOK INTO THE MIRROR….that’s really what ripped, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart really wants you to do ….otherwise she wouldn’t be doing these fitness videos in pretty much no clothing, in front of mirrors that allow us to see her fucking ass…

I mean I don’t really care that her fitness is really what they used to call “thirst trapping”….where girls pretend to be innocently spreading their ass on instagram, to try to give the illusion that spreading their ass wasn’t the intention, but the likes they are getting for spreading their ass is welcomed / the point…

There’s nothing about this video that can help….you get fit, but everything in this video is good for jerking off to…

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2016

07

Jan

Izabel Goulart in a Bikini of the Day

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Bikini Model, who really only does Victoria’s Secret once a year, I guess she’s made her money, and can live the good life back home in Brazil where she’s probably very famous, allowing her to spend her days working out and producing fitness porn for instagram….Izabel Goulart, is pretty fucking subtle…

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I appreciate this behavior….or marketing campaign…it works for me.

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2015

14

Oct

Izabel GOulart Fitness Porn of the Day

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Izabel Goulart likes to educate you on how to get a strong core using a swiss ball and her body weight….you know because after watching this you know exactly what to do with health, diet, fitness to get ripped like her…the bikini and lingerie model who could be a man and who makes a million or more a year and works less than a month a year…giving her time to mainstain her body for the VS Fashion show she does every year – because she’s part of their bullshit club / cult / garbage…

I like to think she’s more about educating you on how to jerk off to girls doing fitness on instagram because you’re so desensitized by porn and it’s something new…different and like jerking off to girls at the gym without the embarassment of being escorted out by police..

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2015

05

Oct

Izabel Goulart Works It Hard of the Day

A couple of weeks ago, Izabel Goulart did a staged paparazzi shoot because I guess she wanted to get into the media, all these people do, it’s all about following and media hit, that’s how these girls get paid…that’s how these girls get paid…especially when they are old as fuck…

I guess if it’s not doing slow motion half naked fitness videos with zero relevance and zero fitness tips..but an amazing, tight, fit, magical body being exploited by herself because it’s all she knows….

I mean this pouring a bottle of water on herself is just ridiculous, she’s mocking us…sure she’s in a bikini…but she’s mocking us!!!! This is not real…

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2015

29

Sep

Izabel Goulart Did Some Staged Bikini Paparazzi Pics of the Day

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I don’t know if you know how these paparazzi situations work, but they are always staged. It’s when models or actors are feeling a little down on themselves and in need of some type of attention in the media, so they call up their paparazzi friend in whatever city they are in, they all have them, and they prance around with their fit celebrity and bikini model bodies…in some of the lamest, most desperate shit, ever…

I remember when celebrities hated the attention, they hated being seen, now they fucking post the paparazzi pics on their social media like “Look how good I look”….what the fuck is wrong with people…

What was once more exclusive, and pictures were more criminal and stalker-y to get…is now celebrated, sensationalized and how these bitches stay relevant, in one pile of reality show caliber quality content that people love because of the fucking bikini…

Ridiculous, but she’s fit and old and I guess doing all she can…to keep working…

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Here she is skippping

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2015

15

Sep

Izabel Goulart’s Slow Motion Dive Erotica of the Day

I remember there was a time, probably a year ago, maybe less…where the same people who while glued to their phones, checking their status updates and instagram likes, while creating words like “Bae” and hashtags like #goals, while referring to friends as their Squad….and talking about their eyebrows “Fleek”…while doing some stupid dance routine..that all the drones, fully absorbed in hip hop pop music, no better than the Backstreet boys of the 90s, N’Sync of the 2000s, and New Kids on the Block of the 80s…had a term called “THIRST TRAPPING”…which I guess meant the girl was thirsty and not an out in the desert and I need to jump in the ocean kind or in this case a pool kind of way…but in a “I want attention, let me bait you with slutty pics, and trap you”…kind of way….that has basically fueled instagram, one degree from being a porn site, because porn is what fuels the world…

That said, there is no way this slow motion dive brought to you by Izabel Goulart, an older, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model with an insane body thanks to working out every fucking day…she’s got nothing else to do while waiting for Victoria’s Secret fashion shows to walk…it’s all she knows and it’s made her rich…and she’s going to milk it…

What I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted by myself, is, there is no way this was done strictly to say “check out my dive”…it’s more “look at my long luxurious and amazing body…and don’t forget the ass..my god my ass….it’s so round from those squats..and my legs…oh god my legs, no wonder I get paid, when really all I want is dudes to jerk off to me and like my pics because I had no dad growing up”…kind of thing…

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2015

09

Jul

Izabel Goulart’s Naked in Bed of the Day

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Izabel Goulart posted this laying in a bed…under a sheet..professional photograph to her instagram because instagram is not about selfies, or about taking a picture of things you’ve seen or are seeing, but rather about showing a portfolio of you in pictures you self absorbed, self loving, and not in the right way, you know masturbating when you cry, kind of way…

But I’ll still look…she’s a tall, lean, brazilian and amazing model…why the fuck wouldn’t I look…

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2015

07

Jul

Izabel Goulart in Paris of the Day

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I guess it is fashion week, because all these models are in Paris, but I only follow Victoria’s Secret models, not because I think they are the best models, they are just the models with the best tits..even when they don’t have tits…

I guess I am just brainwashed by the brand, which means this Fashion week assumption, could really just be some Victoria’s Secre retreate where the team get together and figure out how to brainwash the public into buying their shit product…

Or maybe it’s a software reboot for the robots they use to promote their crap…robots I would stick my dick in, whether they have fuck holes or not, because ass shots like Izabels are fun enough for me….and my pathetic exixtence…

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2015

30

Jun

Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I figure since I posted that dyke Danica Patrick doing yoga 2 minutes ago, I might as well balance that out, by posting lingerie model, Izabel Goulart, who is long, skinny and wearing a slutty little outfit, to add a bit of feminitity to the site…even though Izabel Goulart is from Brazil, and based on nationwide statistics on Brazilian women over 5 foot 10,, she may have a dick…it’s a Brazilian tranny thing…

I don’t really have more to say about this, other than these types of videos make jerking off to fitness easier than doing it at they gym, which I guess is the samething Youtube does for pedophiles, who have hours of kids birthday parties an selfie dance videos they can watch…instead of going out and doing it…only less fucked up, because Izabel Goulart is like 100 years old in model years….and getting turned on by her fitness videos, is pretty much her objective…since it’s 15 seconds long and offers very little practical fitness tips…so stare at her stong, fit, amazing.

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2015

09

Jun

Izbabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

Here’s a pretty valid fitness tip from Izabel Goulart, who was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, who figured out that she could make a difference in the life of fat Americans she has helped sell sweat shop produced shit quality panties to…and that difference is show them to to wear at to the gym…where they won’t quite look like her, hell they never do, and still bought the panties…and they won’t focus on getting as healthy or as fit as her, and if anything this will just make them feel like shit about themselves all while giving no practical advice to get in shape or lose weight…but rather is just her bending in perverted ways for the dudes…to perpetuate a losing battle with fat chicks that has created plus sized models…

Boring…but almost motivation to join a gym for masturbation purposes…even though the gym is less babes and more pigs trying to be babes…

Here’s the video anyway…

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