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2014

21

Jul

Izaebel Goulart’s Workout Seems Legit of the DAy

Izabel Goulart is into Fitness. So into fitness that she likes to show people her workout, even though most people like to keep their workouts private, since working out is generally disgusting, unless you get hair and make-up and intentionally shoot the shit for Instagram because it gets followers, it gets dudes jerking off, it gives her something to post because her everyday life is boring…even if panty shots are more fun to look at, I guess this is my G rated, even though it’s pretty fucking pornographic to me…

Now if only girls in Gyms actually looked like this when grunting, sweating and farting in these poses…struggling to be Izabel Goular bodied…and failing harder than anyone ever failed before…

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2014

17

Jul

Izabel Goulart Still Does Pornographic Fitness of the Day

There is a fine line between a practical fitness video and an erotic video of a lingerie model working out….and Izabel Goulart walks it…whenever she puts out videos like this, that I can’t imagine are to teach good technique, or show off her healthy lifestyle, but rather to show off her ass in motion…which luckily, as an obese man, is the only part of fitness I really like…

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2014

02

Jul

Izabel Goulart Pose of the Day

I never get bored of this bitch….

She does her fitness thing half naked for instagram, and it’s perfectly nice to stare at…

I mean I am sure if I dated her, had to fuck her and only her til the end up time, even with these creative poses and positions, I’d get bored of her, that’s the whole basis of love…to see how long it takes before you cheat..because you like what they are offering better…

But I’m just looking at her posing in a bikini and that’s perfectly ok by me…keep up the good work.

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2014

01

Jul

This Just In – Izabel Goulart is Working Out of the Day

Here’s another one of those intsagram fitness videos of Izabel Goulart everyone loves to watch because it’s like the opening scene of a porno movie, sometimes half naked, sometimes in slow motion, and always good for the health…

The reality is that the girl has limited options as to what she can post being pretty much retired…and working out is all she really does, so it makes sense, and people like it…

But all I keep thinking is..Jesus she’s got herself some big feet.

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2014

27

Jun

Izabel Goulart’s Skipping in a Bikini Video of the Day

Izabel Goulart took to instagram to promote fitness by skipping in a bikini, which is something you don’t always see at the gym, because most girls don’t work out in a bikini, but this one’s a bikini model so it makes it ok…

I guess it’s nice to see her fat legs jiggle, you know to give gat girls everywhere a little hope that even Izabel Goulart’s gotta work for it – in her permanent vacation life…the struggle is real…

Unless that’s not fat legs at all, but rather fit as fuck legs that just look like that when they skip naked, I wouldn’t know, I never got into a skipping fetish, that’s for pedo’s in the park, but I guess thanks to hard bodied Goulart, I have now…..

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2014

24

Jun

Izabel Goulart Bikini Model of the Day

Izabel Goulart is a bikini model…and an Instagram fitness icon…who I’ve watched in various states of erotic as fuck fitness poses…that make her bikini pictures pretty fucking boring…it’s like she doesn’t exist to me unless she’s in squat position demonstrating technique…I mean any girl can get into a bikini…but only the chose ones can give people boners when they are sweating and building that bikini body…

Apparently, she’s in Ibiza doing this shoot. In other words, her life is pretty shitty, all that travel to exotic, fun, places…in luxury where she is pampered for a week, only to spend 10 hours posing in a bikini for 50,000 dollars…it’s a very sad story…

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2014

17

Jun

Izabel Goulart’s 10 Pm Workout in Paris of the Day

Izabel Goulart posted this video of her working out in Paris at 10 pm, and it was very informative and inspiring, you know really allowing me to note her form and the importance of training your body, even when traveling, doing really basic exercises like this, you know that and the fact that I can stare at her ass and try to see her asshole, since it is after all the window to a girl’s soul…

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2014

09

Jun

Izabel Goulart for LUI Magazine of the Day

LUI MAGAZINE has it all figured out. They are a French Magazine, so they like tits, and nudity and they are seriously dialled the fuck in, because they get top models totally naked for top photographers they’ve already done:

Magdelena Frackowiak / RIHANAN /GISELE / KATE MOSS / ANJA RUBIK / MAGLOSIA BELA / SAHARA RAY / MAGGIE DURAN / JOSEPHINE SKRIVER / EDITA VILKECIUTE / CLEMENCE POSEY / MALGOSIA BELA / ISABELI FONTANA / FIND OUT MORE AT LUI MAGAZINE

And now they’ve gone and got instagram fitness icon who you may remember from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…Izabel or Iza to her friends Goulart and made her hard body, and hard face look really fucking nice…and half naked…and that ass…holy shit that ass…I am in love with all the product of all the squats I’ve been watching her do over the course of her instagram career…I feel like I’ve been there for the ride as some kind of mentor or coach…who had zero involvement in any of this…I just stared…and will continue to stare…

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2014

05

Jun

Izabel Goulart Does a Model Walk of the DAy

There is more to Izabel Goulart than just instagram fitness videos of her in short shorts for you to masturbate to….she is also a top paid model who has been in the industry for over a decade…that is what helps her afford to spend the days in the gym and the organic food diet that helps her maintain her appearance…

I guess she doesn’t want to be typecast as just another fitness video instagram hooker, and really showcase her talent….the reason she is who she is and the reason you care who she is….she has more to offer the world than just squats in slow motion….or weird TRX pelvis trusts you to masturbate to….she is capable of so much more…she in multidimensional, she has so much to offer, she is a complex being and not just a vapid twat….and she’s proving it with this model walk….a walk that looks like any walk, just a bit more flamboyant…but a walk that makes her over 1 million dollars a year…and when you look like Izabel Goulart…I guess there is no need for a brain, or really any fucking talent at all….

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