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2014

24

Sep

Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

I would have a hard time believing that Izabel Goulart isn’t shooting these fitness videos for dudes to jerk off to…there is no way that a model, who has been sexualized her entire life by creeper photographers and brands paying her to get half naked, like a common sex worker, doesn’t realize that an ass video in short shorts doing leg lifts is fucking pornographic…and not informative workout lessons for fat chicks everywhere to emulate and mimic in efforts to get their own model ass…It’s like “ok…set the camera from a low angle looking up…film in slow motion and let me do 4 really erotic reps and leave it at that…and the world will be a skinnier place”….I think it’s more about “I’ll do this, get hits and at least 5 dudes will jerk off so hard they rub their dicks down into clits”….

Either way, glad it happened.

Here she is at some event a few days ago – not really wearing pants… CLICK HERE

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2014

02

Sep

Izabel Goulart is the Best Plane Passenger of the DAy

I have travelled, very fucking little in my life, but enough to know that I’ve never been on a plane where the girl sitting next to me looks anything like this, or stretches like this, or is on seats anything like this. I am more of the back of the plane, hit by turbulence, too fat for one seat but too cheap to buy two seats, sitting next to two other pigs in the same situation as me, our fat spilling over onto each other, cramming the people in front and behind us, all while sticking up the plane with our fat person stench…

It’s like this Izabel Goulart shit should be an ad for business class, because it seriously makes me want to save up money I steal from my wife to travel business class, and not just because I hate the prison I’ve built for myself, but because of the small and unlikely chance that I’d end up next to plane porn like this…leading to me mile high clubbing myself until they have to make an emergency landing and I get arrested for being indecent.

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2014

20

Aug

Izabel Goulart Work Out Porn of the Day

Being married to an obese, disgusting, pig of a woman who has robbed my soul, dignity, pride and self worth…I find it fascinating to see hot as fuck girls who keep fit and take care of themselves. My wife is the kind of woman who powders when her stink is just too much to handle midsummer…you know the kind of woman who thinks fitness is eating one bag of chips instead of two…so seeing this superwoman shit blows my mind, fascinates me, and is really just fantasy, even though I see fit girls everywhere I go…I jut don’t live it…

That said, Iza Goulart’s pics and videos are getting pretty repetitive, but then again, so am I…we’re all just one trick…

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2014

19

Aug

Izabel Goulart’s a Model of the Day

I don’t know what these Izabel Goulart pictures are from…but I know I can see her nipple…which apparently, is better than watching her box….

Because fit girls are too athletic for me to keep up with when they are running away from me, or in this case, most likely beating the fuck out me, because I said something inappropriate about them, like asked to see their dick cuz her hard face and muscle tone, makes me think she could be a Brazilian Tranny, but I only think that is possible, because I have friends who have fucked Brazilian trannies and they are hotter, and have less sloppiness in their panties, than big labia/clit Brazilian women…and unless you’re a gynecologist, you can never be too sure what you’re really dealing with…

That said, I still think she’s amazing.

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2014

15

Aug

Izaebel Goulart Boxes of the Day

Apprently, despite being bored of the Izabel Goulart workout videos because they have no real purpose, I am into seeing her box. Maybe it’s because I am a submissive who likes the idea of a woman beating my pussy ass, or maybe I just like seeing a woman kick ass, or maybe I am gay…since if you really break it down..fucking a model is as gay as sex with a girl gets. They are all big and teenage boy like…and I am still into it…what does that say about me.

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2014

13

Aug

Izabel Goulart’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day

There was a period of time where I was fascinated by Izabel Goulart’s workout videos, because watching a girl workout is fucking hot, especially when it is slow motion, not based on technique, and not actually giving tips in how to incorporate it into a workout, but rather just making the shit as sex as can be – because she’s a bikini model…and sexy is what she does…

But now I find them boring..I have A.D.D. and I figure if I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it enough, and in her case I’ve seen it dozen of times, so unless she switches it up, or does it naked…I’m not into it….

I guess I am over the whole “This is fascinating, girls in the gym don’t look like this, and my wife doesn’t look like this, her only exercise is shovelling food down her throat”…..excitement of Izabel Goulart…

But I am not over her body…in selfies…from any and all angles…seriously…

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2014

08

Aug

Izabel Goulart Fitness Porn of the Day

All of these Izabel Goulart fitness porn videos are starting to look the same. Sure a hot half naked body doing pretty impressive things due to fitness is always fun to look at, especially when married to a fat wife who considers eating her daily exercise…but they are all starting to blend into one another. I even forgot she existed because she’s old news and my attention span can only hand 6 months to a year of the same bullshit…and unless she’s doing this in thongs, or naked in the near future, her working out will bore me…obviously she works out she’s a fucking million dollar a day model…what the fuck else is she going to do all day…when not working…

Step it up girl. You’re boring.

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2014

30

Jul

Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

I post so many of these Izabel Goulart Fitness Videos, that you might as well just follow her on instagram yourself so that I don’t need to bother…but I get sucked into them every single time I see them…

Is this fitness, is this erotica, is this new age porn in a fat world, that when you’ve seen one too many throat fucking videos, you delve into weird places, like girls doing everyday stuff, only everyday girls are so dumpy…while these model girls are so fit…because they are millionaires and have nothing better to do than this fitness shit…and unlike your local curves, which is one heart attack from a fat chick away from being shut down…it’s nice to look at…and not comedic…”Look at that fat girl trying to do a sit up, she’s like a turtle turned up on it’s shell”…kind of fitness…

I dig it..you should too.

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2014

24

Jul

Does The Iza Goulart Workout Videos Get Annoying of the DAy

I always wonder if these girls with their one tricks ever get boring…because I find everything boring and thus I am a bad judge of this kind of thing I am so desensitized that I don’t get boners watching porn. I don’t get excited hanging with models. Rich people can offer to take me to magical fucking places and I’d rather sit on my couch and do nothing…so to me…it’s just a girl, showing off her fitness, putting in work…and justifying why she gets paid a lot of money…none of that shit matters…but visually..this is alright…it ames me think she’d be good at riding dick…which as a fat man…is all I am into…now if only I had a dick big enough to ride…then maybe dreams could come true and I could find a fit strong lady with vagina muscles that can rip off my dick…so that I don’t have to look at this model building out her new brand…

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