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2016

07

Jan

Izabel Goulart in a Bikini of the Day

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Bikini Model, who really only does Victoria’s Secret once a year, I guess she’s made her money, and can live the good life back home in Brazil where she’s probably very famous, allowing her to spend her days working out and producing fitness porn for instagram….Izabel Goulart, is pretty fucking subtle…

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I appreciate this behavior….or marketing campaign…it works for me.

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2015

14

Oct

Izabel GOulart Fitness Porn of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Izabel Goulart likes to educate you on how to get a strong core using a swiss ball and her body weight….you know because after watching this you know exactly what to do with health, diet, fitness to get ripped like her…the bikini and lingerie model who could be a man and who makes a million or more a year and works less than a month a year…giving her time to mainstain her body for the VS Fashion show she does every year – because she’s part of their bullshit club / cult / garbage…

I like to think she’s more about educating you on how to jerk off to girls doing fitness on instagram because you’re so desensitized by porn and it’s something new…different and like jerking off to girls at the gym without the embarassment of being escorted out by police..

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2015

05

Oct

Izabel Goulart Works It Hard of the Day

A couple of weeks ago, Izabel Goulart did a staged paparazzi shoot because I guess she wanted to get into the media, all these people do, it’s all about following and media hit, that’s how these girls get paid…that’s how these girls get paid…especially when they are old as fuck…

I guess if it’s not doing slow motion half naked fitness videos with zero relevance and zero fitness tips..but an amazing, tight, fit, magical body being exploited by herself because it’s all she knows….

I mean this pouring a bottle of water on herself is just ridiculous, she’s mocking us…sure she’s in a bikini…but she’s mocking us!!!! This is not real…

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2015

29

Sep

Izabel Goulart Did Some Staged Bikini Paparazzi Pics of the Day

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I don’t know if you know how these paparazzi situations work, but they are always staged. It’s when models or actors are feeling a little down on themselves and in need of some type of attention in the media, so they call up their paparazzi friend in whatever city they are in, they all have them, and they prance around with their fit celebrity and bikini model bodies…in some of the lamest, most desperate shit, ever…

I remember when celebrities hated the attention, they hated being seen, now they fucking post the paparazzi pics on their social media like “Look how good I look”….what the fuck is wrong with people…

What was once more exclusive, and pictures were more criminal and stalker-y to get…is now celebrated, sensationalized and how these bitches stay relevant, in one pile of reality show caliber quality content that people love because of the fucking bikini…

Ridiculous, but she’s fit and old and I guess doing all she can…to keep working…

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Here she is skippping

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2015

15

Sep

Izabel Goulart’s Slow Motion Dive Erotica of the Day

I remember there was a time, probably a year ago, maybe less…where the same people who while glued to their phones, checking their status updates and instagram likes, while creating words like “Bae” and hashtags like #goals, while referring to friends as their Squad….and talking about their eyebrows “Fleek”…while doing some stupid dance routine..that all the drones, fully absorbed in hip hop pop music, no better than the Backstreet boys of the 90s, N’Sync of the 2000s, and New Kids on the Block of the 80s…had a term called “THIRST TRAPPING”…which I guess meant the girl was thirsty and not an out in the desert and I need to jump in the ocean kind or in this case a pool kind of way…but in a “I want attention, let me bait you with slutty pics, and trap you”…kind of way….that has basically fueled instagram, one degree from being a porn site, because porn is what fuels the world…

That said, there is no way this slow motion dive brought to you by Izabel Goulart, an older, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model with an insane body thanks to working out every fucking day…she’s got nothing else to do while waiting for Victoria’s Secret fashion shows to walk…it’s all she knows and it’s made her rich…and she’s going to milk it…

What I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted by myself, is, there is no way this was done strictly to say “check out my dive”…it’s more “look at my long luxurious and amazing body…and don’t forget the ass..my god my ass….it’s so round from those squats..and my legs…oh god my legs, no wonder I get paid, when really all I want is dudes to jerk off to me and like my pics because I had no dad growing up”…kind of thing…

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2015

09

Jul

Izabel Goulart’s Naked in Bed of the Day

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Izabel Goulart posted this laying in a bed…under a sheet..professional photograph to her instagram because instagram is not about selfies, or about taking a picture of things you’ve seen or are seeing, but rather about showing a portfolio of you in pictures you self absorbed, self loving, and not in the right way, you know masturbating when you cry, kind of way…

But I’ll still look…she’s a tall, lean, brazilian and amazing model…why the fuck wouldn’t I look…

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2015

07

Jul

Izabel Goulart in Paris of the Day

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I guess it is fashion week, because all these models are in Paris, but I only follow Victoria’s Secret models, not because I think they are the best models, they are just the models with the best tits..even when they don’t have tits…

I guess I am just brainwashed by the brand, which means this Fashion week assumption, could really just be some Victoria’s Secre retreate where the team get together and figure out how to brainwash the public into buying their shit product…

Or maybe it’s a software reboot for the robots they use to promote their crap…robots I would stick my dick in, whether they have fuck holes or not, because ass shots like Izabels are fun enough for me….and my pathetic exixtence…

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2015

30

Jun

Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

I figure since I posted that dyke Danica Patrick doing yoga 2 minutes ago, I might as well balance that out, by posting lingerie model, Izabel Goulart, who is long, skinny and wearing a slutty little outfit, to add a bit of feminitity to the site…even though Izabel Goulart is from Brazil, and based on nationwide statistics on Brazilian women over 5 foot 10,, she may have a dick…it’s a Brazilian tranny thing…

I don’t really have more to say about this, other than these types of videos make jerking off to fitness easier than doing it at they gym, which I guess is the samething Youtube does for pedophiles, who have hours of kids birthday parties an selfie dance videos they can watch…instead of going out and doing it…only less fucked up, because Izabel Goulart is like 100 years old in model years….and getting turned on by her fitness videos, is pretty much her objective…since it’s 15 seconds long and offers very little practical fitness tips…so stare at her stong, fit, amazing.

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2015

09

Jun

Izbabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

Here’s a pretty valid fitness tip from Izabel Goulart, who was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, who figured out that she could make a difference in the life of fat Americans she has helped sell sweat shop produced shit quality panties to…and that difference is show them to to wear at to the gym…where they won’t quite look like her, hell they never do, and still bought the panties…and they won’t focus on getting as healthy or as fit as her, and if anything this will just make them feel like shit about themselves all while giving no practical advice to get in shape or lose weight…but rather is just her bending in perverted ways for the dudes…to perpetuate a losing battle with fat chicks that has created plus sized models…

Boring…but almost motivation to join a gym for masturbation purposes…even though the gym is less babes and more pigs trying to be babes…

Here’s the video anyway…

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2015

15

Apr

Izabel Goulart’s Got Legs of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is a model…and in being a model…she has legs..but not just any legs…fucking amazing legs….otherswise she would be an amputee and that would be a whole other kind of modeling…you know her campaigns would solely be based on being inclusive with a little level of controversy so people talk about the brand….you know being the company that uses legless models…kinda like a lot of brands are doing now with fat chicsk….or as the industry calls them “plus sized”…which in and of itself is the equivalent of calling a bitch fat…it’s like “I’m not small penised, or dickless, or pathetic…I’m a man with female-like genitals”…one day…maybe society will be more authentic…and call shit for what it is..

Like I call Izabel a tranny face, who generates buzz with workout porn, who rocks an insane model body, that is almost unnatural to look at…but still amazing to look at…right…

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2015

09

Apr

Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

I like that Izabel Goulart has finally embraced her fitness porn for what it is, porn…because there is nothing that anyone can really take out of this to apply to their everyday life in efforts to get a healthy body like hers…but instead we can jerk off to it, thanks to her being a long, thin, lingerie model, in the skimpiest fucking shorts and a bra…humping the air like some kind of goddess sent from heaven with the powers to use her vagina to touch the fucking sky…so that GOD can get up in her uterus…it’s a Catholic from Brazil thing…I mean that, or she’s showing us how she can use the ceiling fan to trim down her clit..

Either way…it’s hot.

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2015

24

Mar

Fitness with Iza Goulart of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

I would have posted earlier, but I was just doing fitness with Izabel Goulart, not because I am the kind of guy who hangs out with models and watches them do fitness and gets health skills from them, but because Izabel Goulart posts these informative fitness videos that are clearly for the soul purpose of educating us on fitness, the benefits of fitness, and living a healthy life, all by wearing the shortest shorts possible, so that you can proactically see her ovaries like she was Angenlina Jolie, you know out on the table like they were pulled out of her…

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2015

13

Mar

Izabel Goulart Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Life is like Groundhog Day, maybe that’s why the movie worked, because people find their hook and just keep bringing it over and over again…like me doing this site everyday for very little reward…but in some way to contribute to the world with my opinions no one cares to hear….only when these girls like Izabel Goulart do it…it is equally boring, pointless, but semi-erotic so we pay attention…

We get it Izabel Goulart…you’re fit, your fitness is why you are skinny not your starvation, you want to inspire girls to have a healthy lifestyle, by giving no practical advice, just slow motion music videos….saying “look at me work out”…

All this to say, she totally wants you to masturbate to this…

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2015

04

Mar

Izabel Goulart’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Izabel Goulart had a high fashion Panty Flash, which is not like a Paris Hilton panty flash, in which she has hired the paparazzi to snap off a picture of her panties as she gets out of a car, something the general public thinks is a natural whoring, but anyone who knows Paris Hilton would know is not some random event, partially because she is a fame whore, but more importantly, because any panties her vagina comes in contact with would be so soiled…

No, this is not a post about Paris Hilton, it is about Izabel Goulart’s panty flashing for a fashion shot, and not for the paparazzi…which is still panties being flashed and thus still count as a panty flash to me, since about the same production goes into this as panty flashes you see on the fame whore…and all panty flashes are created equally….in this affirmative action kind of world…

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2015

25

Feb

Izabel Goulart Dance of the Day

Here’s a solid video of Izabel Goulart, the Brazilian model who hasn’t taken her Catholicism too seriously by having a dozens of babies due to unprotected sex and hatred of abortions because it is God’s way…

She’s more into producing smutty videos half naked, where she’s trying to come across as a slut, just some fit as fuck Brazilian girl…who really believes in Fitness, inspiring people….to mainly jerk off to her…

And I guess with a fit fucking body comes the need to dance during Carnival…so here she is to start my day, even though it’s mid afternoon..I’m lazy and is this really newsworthy?

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