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2015

30

Jun

Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

I figure since I posted that dyke Danica Patrick doing yoga 2 minutes ago, I might as well balance that out, by posting lingerie model, Izabel Goulart, who is long, skinny and wearing a slutty little outfit, to add a bit of feminitity to the site…even though Izabel Goulart is from Brazil, and based on nationwide statistics on Brazilian women over 5 foot 10,, she may have a dick…it’s a Brazilian tranny thing…

I don’t really have more to say about this, other than these types of videos make jerking off to fitness easier than doing it at they gym, which I guess is the samething Youtube does for pedophiles, who have hours of kids birthday parties an selfie dance videos they can watch…instead of going out and doing it…only less fucked up, because Izabel Goulart is like 100 years old in model years….and getting turned on by her fitness videos, is pretty much her objective…since it’s 15 seconds long and offers very little practical fitness tips…so stare at her stong, fit, amazing.

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2015

09

Jun

Izbabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

Here’s a pretty valid fitness tip from Izabel Goulart, who was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, who figured out that she could make a difference in the life of fat Americans she has helped sell sweat shop produced shit quality panties to…and that difference is show them to to wear at to the gym…where they won’t quite look like her, hell they never do, and still bought the panties…and they won’t focus on getting as healthy or as fit as her, and if anything this will just make them feel like shit about themselves all while giving no practical advice to get in shape or lose weight…but rather is just her bending in perverted ways for the dudes…to perpetuate a losing battle with fat chicks that has created plus sized models…

Boring…but almost motivation to join a gym for masturbation purposes…even though the gym is less babes and more pigs trying to be babes…

Here’s the video anyway…

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2015

15

Apr

Izabel Goulart’s Got Legs of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is a model…and in being a model…she has legs..but not just any legs…fucking amazing legs….otherswise she would be an amputee and that would be a whole other kind of modeling…you know her campaigns would solely be based on being inclusive with a little level of controversy so people talk about the brand….you know being the company that uses legless models…kinda like a lot of brands are doing now with fat chicsk….or as the industry calls them “plus sized”…which in and of itself is the equivalent of calling a bitch fat…it’s like “I’m not small penised, or dickless, or pathetic…I’m a man with female-like genitals”…one day…maybe society will be more authentic…and call shit for what it is..

Like I call Izabel a tranny face, who generates buzz with workout porn, who rocks an insane model body, that is almost unnatural to look at…but still amazing to look at…right…

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2015

09

Apr

Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

I like that Izabel Goulart has finally embraced her fitness porn for what it is, porn…because there is nothing that anyone can really take out of this to apply to their everyday life in efforts to get a healthy body like hers…but instead we can jerk off to it, thanks to her being a long, thin, lingerie model, in the skimpiest fucking shorts and a bra…humping the air like some kind of goddess sent from heaven with the powers to use her vagina to touch the fucking sky…so that GOD can get up in her uterus…it’s a Catholic from Brazil thing…I mean that, or she’s showing us how she can use the ceiling fan to trim down her clit..

Either way…it’s hot.

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2015

24

Mar

Fitness with Iza Goulart of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

I would have posted earlier, but I was just doing fitness with Izabel Goulart, not because I am the kind of guy who hangs out with models and watches them do fitness and gets health skills from them, but because Izabel Goulart posts these informative fitness videos that are clearly for the soul purpose of educating us on fitness, the benefits of fitness, and living a healthy life, all by wearing the shortest shorts possible, so that you can proactically see her ovaries like she was Angenlina Jolie, you know out on the table like they were pulled out of her…

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2015

13

Mar

Izabel Goulart Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Life is like Groundhog Day, maybe that’s why the movie worked, because people find their hook and just keep bringing it over and over again…like me doing this site everyday for very little reward…but in some way to contribute to the world with my opinions no one cares to hear….only when these girls like Izabel Goulart do it…it is equally boring, pointless, but semi-erotic so we pay attention…

We get it Izabel Goulart…you’re fit, your fitness is why you are skinny not your starvation, you want to inspire girls to have a healthy lifestyle, by giving no practical advice, just slow motion music videos….saying “look at me work out”…

All this to say, she totally wants you to masturbate to this…

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2015

04

Mar

Izabel Goulart’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Izabel Goulart had a high fashion Panty Flash, which is not like a Paris Hilton panty flash, in which she has hired the paparazzi to snap off a picture of her panties as she gets out of a car, something the general public thinks is a natural whoring, but anyone who knows Paris Hilton would know is not some random event, partially because she is a fame whore, but more importantly, because any panties her vagina comes in contact with would be so soiled…

No, this is not a post about Paris Hilton, it is about Izabel Goulart’s panty flashing for a fashion shot, and not for the paparazzi…which is still panties being flashed and thus still count as a panty flash to me, since about the same production goes into this as panty flashes you see on the fame whore…and all panty flashes are created equally….in this affirmative action kind of world…

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2015

25

Feb

Izabel Goulart Dance of the Day

Here’s a solid video of Izabel Goulart, the Brazilian model who hasn’t taken her Catholicism too seriously by having a dozens of babies due to unprotected sex and hatred of abortions because it is God’s way…

She’s more into producing smutty videos half naked, where she’s trying to come across as a slut, just some fit as fuck Brazilian girl…who really believes in Fitness, inspiring people….to mainly jerk off to her…

And I guess with a fit fucking body comes the need to dance during Carnival…so here she is to start my day, even though it’s mid afternoon..I’m lazy and is this really newsworthy?

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2015

10

Feb

Izabel Goulart is Fit of the Day

A day is not worth living, unless there’s a little Izabel Goulart self produced fitness porn, of her in the skimpiest outfits, bending in some of the most unnatural ways, leading you to think one of two things, and those two things are that your wife or girlfriend is too fat…and that this would be really interesting to stick your dick inside and really test out her cardio on…

Here’s another one…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

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2015

02

Feb

Izabel Goulart’s Work Out of the Day

This is just insane…

I mean Izabel Goulart has been producing consistent workout erotica on social media for a awhile now, but her body is just fucking ripped to fuck, and I guess the hard work and starvation is paying the fuck off.

I mean if you got paid millions to look amazing, you would probably do this too, but that shouldn’t take away from how fucking hot this is.

Now I don’t think she’s posting this for her female fans to get inspired, if anything those catty bitches hate her for it….

But I do think at least one person has jerked off to this…because it’s just next fucking level…

Izabel Goulart Workout Amazing

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2015

28

Jan

Models for La Perla of the Day

Ming Xi, Izabel Goulart, Sigrid Agren as the faces and bodies of the recent La Perla campaign. They are all big models so you can assume that they each got paid over 100,000 dollars for this, and you can also assume that the photographer they used was one of those 50,000 dollar a day motherfuckers, so that they probably pumped 750,000 dollars into this….which may be nothing compared to their 100s of millions of dollars of sales they make each year…but that is still an absurd amount of money for shitty quality photos, that are boring as fuck, or product that no one really fucking needs, but that is just created to give people a reason to make more money to fill their empty lives with nothing….and from an outsider perspective, how many underwear companies does the world really need, it’s just fucking underwear…

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2015

22

Jan

Izabel Goulart Fitness Porn of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Izabel Goulart may be full of shit with her fitness strategy, it may just be a way for her to get noticed, or likes and follows, or instagram campaigns…

You know, a way where she can take her international success as a bikini model, and create something bigger than just posing half naked….you know where she can crawl around in fitness gear giving no practical advice on how to get her body, but rather just show that she’s got that body from working out everyday…because with that body she makes bank…

I don’t think her hustle, it’s transparency or useless really matters…I mean watching a girl moves like this, fitness or not, can be jerked off to..and that’s better viewed on a screen than in person…because as long as you’re in private…you can’t get arrested….

And here’s another one…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

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2014

12

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Izabel Goulart fitness – is a great fitness inspiration to us all….and by fitness inspiration I mean – fitness porn

As far as I’m concerned, the mot relevant person in fitness porn.

Doing moves girls can can try to copy at home – in efforts to get as good as her…all while guys can masturbate to her body’s magic….because it is on instagram and not at the gym…where masturbating to her would get you arrested…

Amazing.

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2014

01

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Working Out for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

The Victoria’s Secret Infomercial is tomorrow, it is filming in London, It is overly hyped, overly marketed, and that reminds me just how doomed our retard consumer society is…I mean if I told you 15 years ago, that you are going to get excited about an informercial in prime time, that wasn’t about spray on hair, or the Slap Chop, but instead girls in lingerie, who have awesome bodies, but who are still just peddling shit quality underwear made in a sweatshop, you’d probably agree with me, in the late 90s, we had limited options when it came to seeing half naked girls…but it is the internet generation, we have porn, there is nothing good about this….I mean other than the amazing girls who make your wives and girlfriends disappoint you everytime they try on the panties you bought them as a shitty thoughtless gift to shut them up…

This is Izabel Goulart showing off her fitness, to show you fat bitches how it is done…and here she is doing the mandatory social media plug for the event, it’s in her contract…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

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2014

19

Nov

Izabel Goulart Keeps Winning at Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart has been doing her Pilates to get in proper shape for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and I guess in doing that has taken the opportunity to post the videos on Instagram for her fans to see the hard work that goes into her insanely fit body, or at least 15 seconds of the burn, and as long as it involves tight clothes doing semi pornographic moves I could imagine in the midst of an anal scene, I am a fan….

You see, I don’t care if girls everywhere can take little to no knowledge of fitness, a program, a workout, or even a diet to get her body, I’ll just care about watching her body…going up and down…all engaged core and glutes like this….

It is a win….unless she’s legit Brazilian and has a penis, but even then it is a win, because it’s the ultimate troll on us…and I love a good tranny troll.

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

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